Sunday, January 12, 2003

ICWW: Dead Or Alive III


The crowd was on their feet for arguably the biggest main event on the ICWW calendar to date, Buddy Luv welcomed the fans to the ICWW arena for the very special main event. Luv warned the crowd that the triad headliner was going to be a huge match with Shawn Michaels really stacked against the odds against Oozaru and Jason Shamrock. 
 
Banging d. Albert Beefcake
The Super Friend Albert Beefcake made his way to the ring accompanied by Stat-Man to face off against the apparently evil, Banging. Albert went straight to work with a nice coco butt, and then slammed Banging down with a nice clothesline. Banging made his wake back into the match with a nice flapjack, and then sent the Beefer into the ropes for a nice Samoan drop! Stat-Man grabbed Banging's legs when he went near the ropes which prompted the referee to issue a warning to him, but while the referee was distracted Albert hit Banging with the mofo low blow and went for a roll up, but only got a two count fall! Banging whipped Albert into the ropes once again and hit the Auckland Drop and got a cover! Stat-Man helped Albert to the back.
 
Four Corners Strap match
The Nomad d. The Rock

The Nomad and the Rock stared each other down after making their way to the ring for their match. Strapped together the two started by standing their ground in a tug of war, but Rock soon ended it with a diving forearm. Nomad made his way to his feet and once more the two locked in a battle of grips and strength, this time Nomad managed to whip the Rock unsteady and then bounced into the ropes and dropped him with a bulldog. The Nomad looked rabid as he began to lay the boot into the Rock, and then made a point of showing that he had just tagged his first turnbuckle. While taunting to the crowd, the Rock snuck up behind him and locked in a back waist lock and tried to send the Nomad over with a German suplex, but a quick mule kick from the Nomad put an end to that. Nomad tagged his second, and third turnbuckles with the Rock struggling to stay upright. The Nomad turned and booted the Rock and then used the strap to choke the people's champion! The Rock managed to elbow his way out in a desperation move, but was gasping for air. Rock tried to tag a turnbuckle, but Nomad yanked him back with the strap and hit the Bible Black. It was all over, the Nomad tagged his last turnbuckle. Then Nomad ripped the strap off of his wrist and began beating down on the Rock, hard boots and then went to the outside and retrieved his scythe staff! He proceeded to beat the Rock savagely before heading to the back grimly.
 
Rhyno made his way to the ring in an unprompted segment and said that he was there to put an end to the farce that was ICWW: Dead Or Alive III. He said it was a disgrace to the old school name of DOA, and he refused to let it go any further. Rhyno said that the new blood was thicker than anything else, and was going to take back the ICWW for the old guys. Suddenly Ghrimm appeared at the entrance way and said the old blood was certainly thick, and then challenged Rhyno to fight him with his hardcore championship online. Rhyno gladly accepted the unorthodox challenge, and jumped out of the ring to meet Ghrimm.
 
Hardcore Championship match
Ghrimm (c) d. Rhyno

Ghrimm raced to the ring and nailed Rhyno with the microphone he had, producing some blood above his eye. Rhyno got savage on Ghrimm and slammed him onto the outside with a hard spinebuster! Ghrimm rolled under the ring and Rhyno slid into the ring and began stamping down trying to psyche out the hardcore champion. Ghrimm slipped out the backside with a chair and attacked Rhyno from behind hard with the steel chair! Rhyno was dazed, but managed to hit a nice neck breaker still. Ghrimm knocked the Rhyno back again with the chair, but it wasn't enough as Rhyno went on the charge! Ghrimm managed to dodge out of the way and Rhyno gored the steel chair right into the turnbuckle! Stunned Ghrimm rolled him up with a school boy and got the pin. Banging ran down to the ring suddenly and attacked the hardcore champion with a sledge hammer! Ghrimm ran to the back nursing his shoulder, which was nailed by Banging! Rhyno and Banging taunted the crowd before staggering back.
 
Backstage Shane Altmann was with Violent J who look confident. Altmann was about to ask J something when he stuck his hand in his face beckoning him to stop. J then shouted finally J had come back to Dead Or Alive. Then the J said this, it didn't matter what Altmann thought because the J was going to go out and prove that he was without a doubt the best damn juggalo in the entire world. He then asked Altmann if he smelled what the J was cooking, before leaving him baffled.
 
National Championship match
Marz (c) d. Violent J

Marz made his way to the ring and stood smugly showing off his National championship to the crowd. Violent J's music kicked in but Violent J did not appear. After a moments silence his music started up again and J drove to the ring in a VIP cart! He jumped out through the front window area and went straight to Marz with a Lou Thesz press. The bell rang and the match was underway, when Marz turned the tables and rolled over and started hammering down on J. They broke up and Marz went into the ropes attacking with a flying knee, and then dropped him with a flapjack. J jumped back to his feet and went on the charge once more with a nice clothesline, and then picked Marz up and whipped him to the ropes. J draped the National champs legs over the turnbuckle and left him hanging like an ornament, before laying down tough toe kicks! Marz dropped on his head as J took a break to show some love to the crowd. Marz cut his former partner's celebrations short with a reverse DDT, and the two both lay on the mat down for the count. They both fought their way to their feet and met with a front face lock, both fighting for a move but eventually Marz planted a kick to the mid section and nailed J with a snap suplex. Marz followed up with a nice sit-down powerbomb, and then signaled for the Spiral!  He picked J up, but Violent J hit the psycho flip! The crowd went wild as both superstars lay flat on their back fighting to stand. Marz managed to get to his feet first and this time hit the spiral bomb and got the cover only just!
 
Jesseman d. Michael Lucifer
Michael Lucifer made his way to the ring first, the crowd exploding as the infamous wall of fire simmered down to reveal the owner of the ICWW. Lucifer looked unimpressed however when Jesseman got an equally explosive ovation upon entry to the arena. Jesseman raced to the ring and the match got underway, Lucifer going straight to work with a nice head butt. Jesseman went for a sweeping trip, but the big man jumped over it and planted a nice big boot to the face. He picked the super hero up and dropped him down with a thunderous gut wrench powerbomb. Jesseman recovered and went on the charge with a flying kamikaze clothesline, and then a nice side slam. Lucifer recovered and whipped the Jesseman into the turnbuckle and went to work with a hard boxing combo and then scooped him up for a tombstone piledriver, but Jesseman managed to power his way out and send Lucifer into the turnbuckle. From there he nailed a nice top rope bulldog, and then dropped Lucifer with the Jesseman Justice Judgment slam! Jesseman hooked the leg but only got a two count! Lucifer got to his feet and wrapped his hand around Jesseman's neck, but Jesseman kicked him straight between the legs but the referee didn't see it! Jesseman rolled Lucifer up and got the three count! Suddenly Albert and Stat-Man raced to the ring and all three began to put the boot down. Stat-Man even hit the stattinator, before the Super Friends dragged Lucifer to the back with them!
 
Barbed Wire Eurasian Championship match
Loopster (c) d. Rockey

Loopster and Rockey made their way to the ring before the last side of ropes were replaced with barbed wire, sending a chill throughout the arena. Rockey went on the charge first looking for a nice stiff right hand, but Loopster caught it and got a boot to the midsection. Loopster whipped Rockey to the ropes, but Rockey used the sick one's arm to save himself and dropped him with a DDT. Loopster dropped Rockey with a neck breaker, and then followed with a nice knee drop. Loopster picked Rockey up and dragged him to the ropes where he dragged Rockey's face against the barbed wire! Rockey fought his way back, already bleeding from the forehead. Rockey went on the charge with hard rights and lefts, and then whipped Loopster hard into the barbed wire! Loopster dropped after the attack, and Rockey repeated creating some deep cuts on the back of the Eurasian champion. Loopster didn't looked happy and managed to slam the little fire cracker with a hard something factor, and then picked him up and whipped him into the barbed wire! Rockey staggered right into a Loop Pile Driver and Loopster covered to retain his belt. Rockey was helped to the back by medical personnel.
 
Backstage Shawn Michaels was at the entrance way with Shane Atlmann. He said he wasn't nervous in the slightest about defending his championship against both Jason Shamrock and Oozaru, because he was the show stopper. He said no one was crazy enough to smile at a gig like this, except for maybe the heart break kid, and then smiled. Suddenly Rhyno and Banging raced in and pounded down on the heavyweight champion, and then Rhyno took over the interview while Banging horded Michaels away. He said that all the newbies in the heavyweight match better savor their moment, because the old blood was taking over ICWW. Suddenly Oozaru raced in with a sledge hammer and chased Rhyno and Banging off!
 
No Holds Barred Triad Heavyweight Championship match
Jason Shamrock d. Oozaru and Shawn Michaels (c)

Jason Shamrock appeared at the entrance way to the pleasure of the fans, making his way to the ring looking rather intense. Oozaru also looked to be meaning business as he stormed his way to the ring, eyes focused dead ahead. Then Shawn Michaels made his elaborate entrance, still smiling despite the attack just moments ago. He entered the ring and each of the superstars paced in their corners, as the bell sounded and the match got underway. Oozaru went on the offensive against the champ straight away, nailing him with a hard DDT, and then a killer elbow drop. Jason Shamrock stepped in and the two double teamed the champ with a wishbone! Oozaru picked Michaels up and dropped him with a flatliner, and then Shamrock hit him with the wipeout!! The double team attack on the champ was clearly too much, Oozaru scored the pin fall and then Shamrock and Oozaru stood either side of the ring staring intensely.
 
Suddenly Rhyno and Banging headed to the ring with chairs and slid in, Oozaru slammed Banging with a flatliner and threw him over the top rope. While Jason Shamrock drop kicked the chair back into Rhyno's face. Oozaru and Shamrock lay the beat down before the Super Friends raced down to the ring and attacked Oozaru and Shamrock! The Nomad and Loopster raced to the ring to help Oozaru and Shamrock. All the superstars were battling it out before Violent J headed to the ring in his VIP cart with Marz on the roof. The group scattered and finally Oozaru and Shamrock were back in the ring, Shamrock used a chair to nail Oozaru and then dropped him with the wipeout for the pin. The mass of ICWW superstars continued to battle as ICWW: Dead Or Alive III came to an incredible end!

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