Sunday, June 6, 2004

MMAF: GRAND KUMITE VIII


HISTORY
- MMAF Grand Kumite
When Michael Lucifer's brother Abel emerged from exile, he felt
a sudden urgency to bring about their necessary final battle.
Trying to create the appropriate atmosphere for their tradition
born fight, Michael Lucifer would announce the very first MMAF:
Grand Kumite
. Although an open invitation tournament, Lucifer's
true intentions were to lure his brother in. The winner of the
tournament would face Michael Lucifer himself, and not only win
great recognition as an awesome fighter, but a position in the
Lucifer empire as well... Shawn Michaels would go on to win the
tournament, and eventually replace Lucifer as CEO of ICWW.
- MMAF Grand Kumite II
Shawn Michaels becomes a targeted man as the second kumite
is surprisingly announced. After enjoying a relatively smooth
run in the initial tournament
Both Abel and Michael Lucifer enter, knowing that their time of
final battle would come before the tournament. Each shared the
same goals - to reclaim total control.
The Rock would overcome Rockey Rakesh and Tony McTier in
the final round, earning him a shot against Shawn Michaels.
Michaels would make MMAF history by becoming the first reigning
MMAF: Grand Kumite champion.

- MMAF Grand Kumite VII
With the four champions; Shawn Michaels, Statix, The Nomad and
Steven Oozaru all
entered in the one tournament, it almost
comes as no surprise that this, the seventh Grand Kumite, would
also be whispered in legend, forevermore known as the
unfinished Kumite
. The potential winner would be debated
for months on, but an answer would not be presented... until now!

Group 1
BRACKETS:
Group 2
Michael Lucifer
Hulk Hogan
Tito Ortiz
Banging
Jason Shamrock
Marc Scott
Daemon X
Statix
WINNER GROUP 1 versus WINNER GROUP 2

RULES:
Match rules
There is a fifteen minute match time limit.
Matches are won by;
- Submission, knock out, disqualification or via scorecard on a time out.
- If scores are tied on a time out, the match is a draw.

Disqualification
There are many different ways to get disqualified;
- Head butting
- Eye gouging
- Biting
- Hair pulling
- Fish hooking
- Illegal weapons
- Groin attacks
- Throat strikes/grabs
- Grounded kicks, knees or stomps
- Dangerous head/neck spiking moves
- Abusive language
- Unsporting behaviour


Michael Lucifer
Height: 6'10 Weight: 205lbs
Ranked: 4th
Appearances:
I, II, III, IV, V, VII

Hulk Hogan
Height: 6'7 Weight: 275lbs
Ranked: -
Appearances:
-

Daemon X
Height:
6' Weight: 220lbs
Ranked: 23rd
Appearances:
I

Statix [Two-time champ]
Height:
6' Weight: 220lbs
Ranked: 3rd
Appearances:
III, IV, V, VI,
VII


Tito Ortiz
Height:
6' Weight: 202lbs
Ranked: 22nd
Appearances:
V, VI


Banging
Height:
6'2 Weight: 230lbs
Ranked: 8th
Appearances:
I, II, III, IV, V,
VI, VII


Jason Shamrock
Height:
6' Weight: 203bs
Ranked: 9th
Appearances:
I, II, III, V, VI,
VII


Marc Scott
Height:
6'6 Weight: 240lbs
Ranked: 17th
Appearances:
III, VII

Wednesday, June 2, 2004

ICWW: Civil Action (Jun 1, 2004)

Episode #44
Trans World Dome, St. Louis

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man recapped the events unfolding on Aftershock, as Civil Action kicked off from St. Louis! Buddy Luv recapping Daemon X' promise to see Jason Shamrock on Civil Action. He announced that Violent J had taken the initiative, and booked them in the night's headliner. Stat-Man questioned Daemon X' interest in Shamrock, wondering if he was recruiting superstars with potential for a new breed of Four Horsemen.

In a room somewhere in the backstage area of the arena, Albert Beefcake and the Hurricane were in a poorly lit room. Sitting in the middle of the room under the light was Marc Scott. Albo grilled Scott on what he was doing last week on Civil Action, and where he was at the time of the poisoning. Albo slammed a phone book in front of Scott, and demanded answers. Scott told him he didn't know anything, and asked why he wasn't talking to Daemon X. Albert stood up silently, before telling Scott he could go.

Amazing Red versus The Godfather
The Godfather was in-ring against the giant killing red tornado, Amazing Red, for the night's opener. Amazing Red played keep-away with the Godfather, avoiding his grappling attempts, before going on the offensive with a flying head scissors. The zenlightened Godfather struck back, taking Red hard with a powerful powerslam. Red showed tremendous tenacity, fighting back against the sheer physical dominance of the Godfather. In true Amazing Red style, the red tornado driver saw him drag victory from the jaws of defeat.
Winner: Amazing Red via pin fall [6:19]

In the locker rooms, Michael Lucifer was with Daemon X. Lucifer told Daemon X that he was again having fatigue problems. He said the battle he had with Statix and the Nomad was too intense, costing him his chance in the contender match. Daemon X asked if he thought it could be connected to the poisoned children. Michael Lucifer acknowledged that it could all be related to the mystery CEO's twisted plans. He told his trusted horseman that he was going to have vengeance against the CEO at any cost, even if it meant the end of his career.

Banging versus Statix
It was champion versus champion in light heavyweight action, as X champ Banging took on the world's champion, Statix. Backstage, Marz was watching the match on a monitor, no doubt studying Statix' new style for their title match at Extinction Agenda. Statix and Banging narrowly avoided each other, hitting the ropes and missing striking attacks until Statix managed to connect with a flying kick. Banging struggled to hold off Statix' forward approach, lashing out with stiff right hands and thrust kicks. The masked superstar took the CEO's agent down with a Samoan drop, but survived the cover. Despite several close falls, Statix was an irresistible force, scoring the cover.
Winner: Statix via pin fall [13:37]

Superfly made his way to the ring to zenlighten the audience, taking a microphone. He announced that his efforts to protect Rockey Rakesh had failed, so he was making a final challenge. He challenged Daemon X to produce Rockey Rakesh if he lost his match against Jason Shamrock later in the night. Superfly then turned his sights on the Hurricane and Albert Beefcake, claiming their negligence may have put Rakesh in further danger. He called them out, and challenged them to a match.

The Hurricane versus Superfly
Unable to wrestle due to his recovering burns, Albert Beefcake supported his partner the Hurricane from the back. Superfly fought with the passion of his resolve, battling the super hero into submission with devastating right hands. Superfly took it to the corner, sending Hurricane flying with a monkey toss. Hurricane managed to battle back, connecting with the vertebreaker before nailing a side effect. With both men done, it was Superfly determination that allowed him to connect with the zenlighten driver, and roll Hurricane up for a victory.
Winner: Superfly via pin fall [3:36]

Amazing Red was backstage with Albert Beefcake, fulfilling his interview duties as ICWW's roving reporter. Amazing Red discussed that his victory over Godfather was one of many, and exclaimed his disgust that Marz, the man he defeated in a huge upset, was getting a shot at the International championship. The Red tornado friskily told the Alaskan that if he couldn't have a piece of the world champ, he wanted the next best thing, delivering a challenge to the Nomad for Extinction Agenda. Albert asked Amazing Red what his motive was, and he said that he was going to prove that he could beat anyone, no matter their size.

Hulk Hogan versus The Nomad
The Nomad was under the microscope as he battled on against the mystery CEO's right hand man, Hulk Hogan. The Hulkster was running wild, taking it to the agent with big right hands. Nomad was able to counter the attack, blocking the assault and countering with his own right hands. Busted open, Hogan struggled to shake off the punches, blocking them before nailing Nomad with the big boot! With Nomad down, Hogan managed to connect with the leg drop, but Nomad still kicked out! Kicking him down, Hogan hit a second leg drop for the cover.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [3:48]

In the offices, the Y2Juggalo was watching the action on a monitor. He told Marc Scott that that was the kind of match he should be putting on, instead of a match where he would be distracted by the referee. J asked Scott how Albert's questioning was going, and Scott told him he was following leads. Violent J told his help that the mystery CEO had been riding him about the poisoned children, despite the fact it filled seats for the Extinction Agenda main event. Violent J let out a laugh, and told Scott that he wanted the case solved, and solved quickly!

Jason Shamrock versus Daemon X
The arena went cold as Jason Shamrock headed to the ring to face the occult Daemon X, whose terror seemed to be stretching across ICWW. Chants filled the arena, as the lights went dark with Shamrock inside. Daemon X appeared behind him as the lights came back on, going straight on the attack with a bulldog takedown. Shamrock swung wildly with rights and lefts, missing clearly. Shamrock grappled with his opponent, looking to out wrestle him, but Daemon X' own technical skills were not to be messed with. Dropping his opponent with a brainbuster, DX continued the assault, going off the top with a moonsault. Shamrock dug deep to battle out of the cover, and hit Daemon X with everything he had, finishing with a big belly to belly suplex. Daemon X struggled as Shamrock clamped down the ankle lock in the middle of the ring. Howling in pain, Daemon X was forced to tap out!
Winner: Jason Shamrock via submission [7:32]

With the match over, Banging raced down to the ring, assisting Daemon X in beating down on Jason Shamrock. With Shamrock down, Daemon X appeared to order his minion to stand over the fallen hardcore champion. Banging appeared reluctant to do so, before finally being pushed to do it. Daemon X began speaking in tongues as the lights went out, before a lightning bolt came crashing down, and struck Daemon! The occult superstar fell out of the ring, racing up the aisle in the darkness with blue flames leaping off his body as Aftershock came to an end!

Special mention:
The Red tornado demands a chance to prove that size doesn't matter!

Sunday, May 30, 2004

ICWW: Aftershock (May 29, 2004)

Episode #48
RCA Dome, Indianapolis

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were kicking it off in the RCA Dome for Aftershock, still reeling from the developments at Civil Action. Buddy Luv regretted to inform fans that earlier in the week children had been found to have been poisoned while in the ICWW arena. He assured fans that ICWW had resolved the matter privately, compensating the families for their stress and medical expenses.

In the gym, Superfly and Godfather approached Albert Beefcake and the Hurricane. Superfly asked Albert if he had any leads on where Rockey Rakesh may have been taken. Albert took a deep breath, and told Superfly that on Civil Action fifteen children were poisoned in the ICWW arena. He said that for all they knew, Rakesh had gone back to India to get advice about Daemon X from the wise yoga masters. Albert slammed the desk, and told them that the children were more important, before grabbing his trench coat off the rack and storming out.

Daemon X versus Marc Scott
The arena went cold and dark signaling the arrival of Daemon X. Marc Scott, whose form has been less than encouraging for the head-booker, made his way to the ring looking a little intimidated. The match kicked off, seeing Daemon X go right to work with an irish whip into a high leg clothesline. Scott rolled to the outside, prompting referee Acidic Wonder to start a count, which may have been faster than usual. Marc Scott rolled back, knocking Daemon X back with hard right hands before tying up with an STF. A slow count prompted Scott to get in the Wonder's face, leaving him vulnerable to a quick roll up cover. Scott and Wonder exchanged shoves after the match, seeing Acidic fine Scott for referee abuse!
Winner: Daemon X via pin fall [2:58]

The number one contender, Michael Lucifer, made his way into the arena only to be approached by Statix and the Nomad. Statix welcomed Michael Lucifer back, telling him that they'd missed him. Lucifer told Statix he knew it was him that had given Nomad the black king he received weeks ago, and he knew it meant he had finally joined he CEO. Statix told Lucifer he had had his eyes opened, and wanted to share that. A brawl erupted, seeing Lucifer battle off both the Nomad and Statix. Struggling to avoid the crushing blows, Lucifer was forced to flee as soon as he found an advantage in the fight.

Superfly versus Jason Shamrock
Hardcore champion Jason Shamrock looked to keep up his form, facing off against a concerned looking Superfly. The zenlightened one was able to channel that aggression clearly, taking it before he could unleash his impressive strength seen in recent weeks. The fight was far from a wrestling match, deteriorating into an outright brawl. As the blows sent Shamrock out the outside, the two battled to the outside, being counted out much to the shock of Jason Shamrock!
Winner: Double count out [3:19]

In the back, Banging was heading toward the entrance when he was stopped by Steven Oozaru. Oozaru put his arm out to stop Banging from walking away, and told him he knew he was getting through. The Aussie colossus told Banging that he didn't have magic or voodoo to break Daemon X' hold, but he didn't need it, because they were more than a team, they were brothers. Banging turned to look at Oozaru, before heading onward to his match.

The Nomad versus Banging
Enter the Nomad for the first of the night's matches for the suited duo. X-division champion Banging faced off against Nomad, who was heading into the match with a focused approach. Hard right hands were the recipe of the day, seeing the Nomad attack with a linear approach. Banging's speed proved to be a great advantage, seeing him go off the ropes with a running head scissors. Daemon X made his way to the ring to play distraction, giving Banging the opportunity to make the cover.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [3:42]

A knock on the office door was followed with Paul Heyman entering to talk to head- book, Violent J, about the night's headlining match. He said that the bad blood running between Michael Lucifer, Rhyno and Marz was the ideal basis for a high quality contender re-match. Violent J said that it did seem that Marz lost unfairly, and agreed it would probably help his approval rating. He consulted Hulk Hogan, before erupting into cackled laughing. Heyman half laughed, before backing out.

Amazing Red versus Statix
The light heavyweights were on show, as International champion, Statix, took on Amazing Red in one on one competition. The lightest superstar in the industry looked to continue his giant killer ways, taking on the world champion. Statix was too much for him however, completely shutting him down with devastating kicks and right hands. A thrust kick to the mid-section took the wind out of his sails, allowing Statix to finish the match with a modified oshi.
Winner: Statix via pin fall [5:13]

In the parking lot Jason Shamrock was heading toward his car when he discovered Daemon X and Banging waiting. Daemon X told Shamrock that he shouldn't have been shocked, because he knew what the deal was. Daemon X began to chant when suddenly the lights and horns of the surrounding parked vehicles began to flash and beep. Shamrock backed off, running back to the arena, but not before Daemon X told him if he wasn't going to co-operate, he'd see him on Civil Action.

International Championship contender match
Rhyno versus Michael Lucifer versus Marz
The night's headliner saw the spirit of vengeance going on the attack as Rhyno made his way to the ring. Having lost the hardcore title in a bloody steel cage match against Rhyno, Lucifer looked to be intent on extracting some revenge. The Dark Lotus, Marz, was content with letting them beat each other down, before finally heading to the ring. In-ring, Marz and Lucifer did the double team on Rhyno, before turning on each other. Lucifer sent him reeling with throat thrusts, but the experienced Marz was able to counter Lucifer's assault, taking him out with a sweeping kick and following it up with the phoenix splash. Rhyno tried to capitalise with a cover, but Marz wasn't letting him have it the easy way. Turning his attentions to Rhyno, knocking him back with the shotei palm! Lucifer looked to take Marz down with the chokeslam, but was attacked from behind by Rhyno! Turning his attention around, Lucifer slammed Rhyno with a chokeslam, but fell victim to the springboard kick and a cover.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [11:02]

Marz slipped to the outside, having the referee raise his arm on the outside, making him the new number one contender for the International championship. Lucifer stood in the middle of the ring, pointing out at Rhyno and Paul Heyman with a look of death on his face, as Aftershock came to an end.

Special mention:
Daemon X continues to intimidate Jason Shamrock, promising to see him next week!

Wednesday, May 26, 2004

ICWW: Civil Action (May 25, 2004)

Episode #43
Conseco Fieldhouse, Indianapolis

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were pumped with the Indianapolis crowd right behind them. Later in the night a match to decide the number one contender for the International championship between Michael Lucifer and Marz, plus a whole range of action. Stat-Man turned his attentions to the International champion, Statix, and asked what his agenda might be during the night. Buddy Luv said he wasn't sure, but was keen to learn more not just about Statix, but about Daemon X also.

In the lobby, Violent J was mixing it up with the fans, handing out "Violent J #1" balloons to fans when Hulk Hogan approached. Fans shouted out to the Hulkster while he told Violent J that Superfly and Godfather were requesting a tag team match against Daemon X and Banging. J told Hogan that he'd be back in the office after he'd finished pumping up his approval rating.

The Nomad versus Jason Shamrock
The in-form hardcore champion, Jason Shamrock, looked to take on the Nomad, new image and all. Nomad came in hard and unforgiving, but as in past weeks, Shamrock was fighting like a man possessed, unloading with fists of steel. Nomad was trapped in the corner, giving Shamrock total control. Nomad proved to be a solid challenge, taking it to Nomad with various martial arts kicks, but in the end, Shamrock's managed to pluck victory from the hands of the Nomad, scoring the belly to belly.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [3:26]

In the locker rooms Paul Heyman had a look of utter disbelief as he was standing with Rhyno. He told his client that he wasn't scheduled in a match, probably because he was too much of a disappointment. Heyman told Rhyno that his loss to Shamrock last week was an embarrassment. He told Rhyno that everything the campaign of pain had done for them was wasted. Passion spilled into Heyman's voice as he continued the verbal battering, telling Rhyno that there was no way he was going to be able to negotiate any kind of rematch with Violent J. He told his client that if he was going to salvage his career, he was going to have to make an impact then and there.

Amazing Red versus Marc Scott
Acidic Wonder was in the black and white, refereeing the match against Marc Scott and the light heavyweight red tornado, Amazing Red. Scott did his best to keep the tornado contained, working the suplexes and trying to keep him on the mat. Inevitably Red got control of the match, taking it to Scott with the running head scissors takedown. Looking to save grace, Marc Scott dropped an low blowed his opponent, prompting the Wonder to get in his face. The distraction gave Amazing Red the time he needed to roll him up. After the match, Marc Scott continued the argument, crying foul.
Winner: Amazing Red via pin fall [4:23]

Albert Beefcake was backstage, still bandaged, playing the role of roving reporter with Michael Lucifer. Albo asked the spirit of vengeance how he was feeling after the devastating assault he suffered at the hands of Rhyno in a steel cage. Lucifer told him that taking a week off was the best thing he could've done, because not only did he feel he had recovered from the cage match, he was feeling back in his peak. The Beefer asked how he felt about the International championship match against Marz later in the night. Lucifer told him that he and Marz had clashed many times, and he was more than ready to take care of him.

The Hurricane versus Hulk Hogan
The Hurricane took on Hulk Hogan, who worked the Indianapolis Hulkamaniacs, winding it up before turning his attention to the Hurricane! The two tied up, quickly trading right hands back and forth, until Hogan was able to over power his opponent. Hulkamania was runnin' wild, as the Hurricane tried for a cross body, only to be caught with a fall forward powerslam. Hurricane managed to kick out of a cover, and come back, hitting the ropes and catching Hogan with the floating neck breaker. It wasn't enough, Hogan countered the eye of the hurricane into the ropes, catching him with the big boot and finishing it off with the Hogan leg drop.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [5:19]

Jason Shamrock was dressed and heading for parking lot, when Daemon X and Banging cut him off. Daemon X admired his hardcore championship belt, and congratulated him on his recent luck. Shamrock asked him what he wanted, and DX smiled, and told him that what he was after was simple. He said that it was time to give the devil his dues, Shamrock shrugged the pair off, and continued toward the parking lot, leaving Daemon X to laugh as he and Banging headed off.

In the ring, Superfly jumped on the microphone, and called Daemon X and Banging out. The occult duo made their way to the ring, coming face to face with Godfather and Superfly. Superfly told them that he had told Rockey Rakesh that everything was going to turn out fine, and he didn't like to be made a liar. He challenged Daemon X telling him that if they win their match, he would have to return Rockey Rakesh.

Superfly & Godfather versus Daemon X & Banging
DX and Banging wasted no time going on the offensive, attacking the zenlightened team without remorse. The referee got control of the match, leaving Godfather and Banging to exchange blows. Godfather countered the Samoan drop attempt, gaining the upper hand over the X-division champion, Banging. Daemon X made the tag, seeing him take control of the match. Leveling both superstars, it was Superfly who would be on the receiving end of the dust to dust. As the time ticked on, Godafther interfered when Daemon X looked for the pin, seeing Banging go up top to nail him with a flying heel kick, but Banging hit Daemon X! Superfly managed to score the cover. Superfly and Godfather headed up the aisle, while Daemon X was left in disbelief at his partner's grave mistake.
Winner: Superfly & Godfather via pin fall [0:00]

During the interval between matches, a commotion broke out in the crowd. ICWW officials were rushed to ringside, as children in the front row were found to be convulsing. The staff were able to help them, escorting them out of the arena through the backstage superstar area. Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were able to inform fans that the children had been taken to hospital for caution, and ICWW was going to pay expenses, and give them tickets to ICWW: Extinction Agenda.

International number one contender match
Marz versus Michael Lucifer
The night's headliner kicked off as Marz and Michael Lucifer faced off to name a number one contender for the International championship. Lucifer was in dominating form, striking out with throat thrusts, but Marz wasn't going down without a fight. Marz was able to take it to the mat with a dragon screw, catching Lucifer with the springboard kick on his way up. It wasn't enough to keep the big man down, who continued the assault despite being thrown over the top more than once. The devil driver was the exclamation point when suddenly Rhyno and Heyman ran down to the ring! Rhyno attacked Lucifer, before nailing him with a powerbomb! The referee had no choice but to disqualify Marz, making Lucifer the winner.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via disqualification [4:29]

With the match over, Marz battled Rhyno and Heyman with them having cost him his championship shot. Michael Lucifer recovered in the ring, while Civil Action came to a close. Buddy Luv against assured everyone the children were fine, and promised big action on Aftershock Friday.

Special mention:
The spirit returns, only to re-affirm his position as a force to be reckoned with!

Saturday, May 22, 2004

ICWW: Aftershock (May 21, 2004)

Episode #47
Lambeau Field, Green bay

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were bounces with it as Aftershock erupted in Lambeau Field. Buddy Luv asked Stat-Man how the Green Bay packers were doing, but he said statistically speaking, he didn't know. Buddy Luv told Stat-Man that he knew later in the night the campaign of pain would be tested once more with the hardcore title on the line, when Rhyno faced Jason Shamrock.

Violent J made his way to the ring to the surprise of the fans, as Aftershock got into full swing. The head booker looked the arena up and down, and told the crowd that even though it was no West Philadelphia, he was down with Green Bay. He said he was so down with them, he wanted to announce a big International championship match. Before he could continue, Marz stepped out at the entrance way. He told his former partner that there was no chance in hell he would get pushed back again, when he clearly deserved a rematch. Violent J thought for a moment, and told him he could face Michael Lucifer on Civil Action in a contender match. Marz shook his head, and demanded a match on Aftershock. Violent J said he would face him in a tag team match with Hulk Hogan, but he would have to wait for Aftershock for his chance at top gold.

The Godfather versus Banging
The new X-division champion, Banging, made his way to the ring to take the Godfather on in one on one competition. The escorts surrounded the ring, as Godfather jumped in to face the mysterious masked superstar. Banging went on the offensive straight away, tackling Godfather to the ground and howling as he stomped down on him without remorse. Banging continued the assault before Steven Oozaru ran down to the ring. The three men stood in a corner each, as Oozaru tried to talk his partner down. The erratic Banging ran from the ring, getting himself counted out, and leaving his partner in the dark.
Winner: The Godfather via count out [4:15]

In the backstage area Gregory Helms was joined by Statix and the Nomad, both wearing matching glasses and suits. Helms asked the International champion what kept him out of action for so long, and what brought him back in such incredible shape. Statix told Helms that his loss to Michael Lucifer had come as a surprise to him, he thought he had seen Lucifer go down, but it wasn't to be. Statix told Helms that when he was able to see clearly, he lost purpose, and he intended to take purpose from Lucifer.

The zenlightened Superfly made his way to the ring, taking a microphone to share his concerns about Rockey Rakesh. He said he hadn't seen him since Kingdom Come. He admitted that he had concerns about Daemon X, but was willing to follow the little fire cracker's example, and face his fears by calling Daemon X out for answers. The lights turned to a deep blue as Daemon X strolled out to the ring, smiling. In the ring, Daemon X snatched the microphone and began chanting, prompting Superfly to attack as the bell sounded.

Superfly versus Daemon X
Superfly beat down on Daemon X with right hands, but the dark superstar was able to block them, retaliating with a boot to the gut and a big swinging kick. Daemon X put the beat down on Superfly, lashing out with strike after strike. With his lip busted wide open, Superfly refused to quit, summoning all his energy to take Daemon X down with a powerbomb. Daemon X was able to recover quickly, setting Superfly up for the dust to dust, leading into an easy cover.
Winner: Daemon X via pin fall [4:45]

In the offices Violent J was with Hulk Hogan, who told his "brother" how honored he was to tag with the former International champion. Violent J stood up and grabbed Hogan by the shoulders, telling him that he was his number one guy, and when he saw who he had cooked up to be Marz' partner, they'd have a good laugh.

The Hurricane versus The Nomad
In the ring the new look Nomad prepared to take on the super hero, Hurricane! The tag champ looked good in the early goings, but Nomad was able to play the pace game, bringing it down with a crescent kick following with a choke hold. Hurricane found a second burst of energy, countering with a hold of his own, into a chokeslam! Nomad managed to recover, and put him down with the bible black.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [3:50]

In the gym, a drained looking Superfly headed to the counter. Albert Beefcake asked if he wanted to buy a power drink. Superfly turned him down, and told Albert he needed his help in finding Rockey Rakesh. Albert asked why in all the gyms in all the world he came to his. Superfly stared blankly, and asked if he'd help or not - Albert told Superfly he had second degree burns, and hung his head.

Hardcore championship
Jason Shamrock versus Rhyno [c]
Rhyno was accompanied by his manager Paul Heyman for his first defense since winning the belt less than a week ago. Rhyno squared off against Shamrock in the ring confidently, taking it to him with a shoulder block. Shamrock leapt to his feet, walking into a corner where Rhyno was able to close him in with shoulder thrusts. Shamrock, with the strength of a madman, took Rhyno across the ring with a hip toss, following it with a belly to belly suplex. With Rhyno on the ground, Shamrock wrenched on the ankle, forcing the champion to tap out! Paul Heyman was flabbergasted on the outside, as Shamrock received his belt over the fallen Rhyno.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via submission [3:44]

The Y2Juggalo count down as Hulk Hogan and Violent J made their way to the ring for the night's headlining match. Marz joined them in the ring as the crowd went off for the challenger. The crowd rumbled awaiting the entrance of the partner, who turned out to be Amazing Red!

Hulk Hogan & Violent J versus Amazing Red & Marz
Marz didn't wait for his opponent, attacking Violent J with hard shots. Amazing Red joined him in the ring, facing off against Hogan with shots to the gut - knocking him down with a spinning heel kick in unison with Marz. Marz stopped, and stared Amazing Red down, before taking his corner on the apron. Violent J kept focused on Red, taking it to him with a spinebuster slam. Violent J continued to overpower his much smaller opponent, tagging into Hogan to continue the assault. Sending him into the ropes, Red was able to duck the big boot, Marz getting the blind tag. Marz flattened Hogan and Violent J with big right hands, taking it to Hogan with a flying lariat. With Hogan down, Marz headed to the top, but the Y2Juggalo managed to crotch Marz on the top! Hogan took him from the top with a big press slam, following it up with a leg drop and the cover.
Winner: Hulk Hogan & Violent J via pin fall [11:26]

Hulk Hogan and Violent J celebrated their victory, as Marz and Amazing Red exchanged shoves on the outside. Buddy Luv and Stat-Man reminded fans of the International championship contender match on ICWW: Civil Action, as Aftershock came to an end.

Special mention:
Shamrock's amazing form continues, scoring a big victory over the Rhyno!

Wednesday, May 19, 2004

ICWW: Civil Action (May 18, 2004)

Episode #42
Bradley Center, Milwaukee

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were pleased to welcome fans to ICWW's first Milwaukee visit, near the lands of the International champion's home grounds. Stat-Man revisited the shocking events of Kingdom Come, and the amazing return of Statix. Buddy Luv declared it was one of the most explosive world title bouts ever seen in ICWW. He also touched on the campaign of pain's victory over Michael Lucifer, and the speculation of who could be next.

The Godfather versus Jason Shamrock
The action kicked off, Jason Shamrock looking to further his recent success after continuing his winning ways at Kingdom Come with a victory over Hulk Hogan. Godfather looked to assert himself in the early goings, but as has been the trend, Shamrock was able to match his larger opponent pound for pound. Taking it to the mat, Shamrock worked away on the ankle, but it would be the belly to belly suplex finishing move that would score Shamrock another extreme victory.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [4:43]

In the backstage area, International champion Statix was arriving, when the Nomad approached him. Statix seemed distant from his friend who asked if it had been he who asked him to deliver the package to Michael Lucifer. Statix told Nomad that there were forces at work much larger than their own human desires and fears. Unsure of what his pal was talking about, Nomad reluctantly accepted an invitation to discuss matters of business elsewhere.

In the offices Violent J was with Marc Scott watching the backstage area on a monitor. Violent J folded his arms and nodded, telling his lackey that even though he lost the world title belt, he could see things were heading in the right direction. He admitted that he was disappointed in losing, but his job as head booker was secured, which meant he could continue to enjoy the life of luxury he was becoming accustomed to. Scott lit up a cigar for his boss, handing it to the Y2Juggalo. As he chomped on it, Violent J let out an unprovoked laugh, and told Scott that he should sit back, and watch their success fly.

The Hurricane versus Hulk Hogan
One-half of the tag team champions took on the head-booker's right hand man in one on one competition. Both superstars reflected the signs of just how brutal the weekend was for the ICWW roster, as Hogan stiffly exerted his influence on the match. Hurricane struggled to find his grounds, Hogan using the big boot to level his opponent. With the super hero down for the count, Hogan was able to wrap it up with a big leg drop.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [3:46]

In the gym, Abel Lucifer approached Albert Beefcake. Abel asked if Albert knew where he could find his brother. The big beefer told Abel that Lucifer hadn't come in, due to injuries sustained at Kingdom Come. Abel seemed to slip into deep thought when Albo asked him if he was interested in signing up to the ABG. Abel cocked an eyebrow, staring at the Alaskan with a stale look on his face. Albert backed off like a wounded animal, informing that he had second-degree burns in his defense.

Gregory Helms was straightening his tie backstage, as he prepared to discuss the upset victory Amazing Red was able to attain over Marz. The red tornado told Helms that it was simple. New Yorkers were known for being underdogs, and like a true kid from Brooklyn, he came out as a giant killer. Helms asked Red how he felt about the rematch signed later in the night, to which Red said he was insulted. He said he felt it was all about the lack of faith the people at the top had in him. He guaranteed that he would make it his mission to be known for something other than his weight.

Daemon X versus The Nomad
Daemon X was accompanied to the ring by X-division champion, Banging, for a bout with the recovering Nomad. Nomad looked to be in improving condition, wasting no time jumping the occult superstar while he conversed with Banging. Daemon X was able to turn the surprise around, using his speed to knock Nomad back with a handstand kick. Daemon X continued, lashing out with a combo of right hands, and thunderous roundhouse kicks. Nomad tried to retaliate with a powerbomb, but DX countered, heading up to the top rope! Out of nowhere, Banging leapt onto the apron, and inadvertently knocked his master from the top! Nomad rolled him up with a cradle to score the lucky victory.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [3:14]

In the offices Hulk Hogan and Marc Scott were huddled in the corner, while Violent J conversed actively on the telephone. J shouted repeatedly that Statix was back, but didn't seem to be getting the desired effect. Slamming the receiver down, J turned to his men, and told them that the mystery CEO was threatening his position again. He told them that the CEO had told him he had made other bad business decisions, and was letting his personal feelings get in the way. J sneered, chomping his cigar.

Marz versus Amazing Red
A grudge rematch was on the card as Amazing Red took on Marz once again. Proceedings kicked off with a grapple, seeing Marz come out with a go behind into a German suplex. Marz' grappling game strategy kept a lid on things before Red was able to send him to the outside with a super kick. The red tornado flew over the top, catching Marz on the outside, the referee letting them go the distance. The match deteriorated into a slug fest, as the two exchanged blow after blow. With time counting on, Marz produced a steel chain, and used it as a weapon against the light weight! He rolled him into the ring, able to pick up some retribution with a firm cover.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [15:31]

In the locker rooms, Superfly approached the Godfather. He asked his partner if he'd seen Rockey Rakesh anywhere since the weekend. Godfather asked his escorts if they'd seen him at all, getting a negative response. Superfly stroked his chin, and told Godfather that there was an imbalance in the cosmos that he didn't like. Godfather asked him what he meant, and Superfly warned that as zenlightened as he was, he might need spiritual guidance if they were to find Rockey Rakesh.

Violent J versus Steven Oozaru
The Y2Juggalo countdown echoed through the arena as the head-booker returned to the ring after a brutal loss at the hands of Statix. With the mystery CEO still riding him, Violent J took his frustrations out on the Aussie giant, Steven Oozaru. Unable to execute his usual power game, Oozaru floundered under a heavy battery of punches. Violent J was able to hit the psycho flip in the early going, but it wasn't enough to keep Oozaru down, who managed to hit the desperation flatliner finisher. With fatigue quickly setting in, it was Violent J who was able to use the spike DDT to wrap it up.
Winner: Violent J via pin fall [4:19]

Violent J celebrated the victory as Civil Action came to an end. Buddy Luv and Stat-Man turned speculation toward Aftershock, daring to ask what Abel Lucifer was looking for from his brother. Also turning their attention to Daemon X' connection to the disappearance of Rockey Rakesh; urging everyone to tune in for Aftershock, as Civil Action came to an end.

Special mention:
Statix' return hasn't had the effect the Y2Juggalo expected.

Sunday, May 16, 2004

ICWW: Kingdom Come (2004)

Tiger Stadium, Detroit
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were on their feet, welcoming fans to the first main event since the return of regular ICWW programming. They were pumped for the show ahead, with some big feuds coming to a head after a month of tension. They looked forward to the tag team championship match, the first match booked for the event. Also high on the list the cage match between Michael Lucifer, and Michigan native Rhyno; the X-division title on the line between two bitter rivals in Banging and Rockey Rakesh; and the big one of the night, the headliner that would see either Violent J walk out of a no contest, or Statix would return.

Marz versus Amazing Red
Events kicked off with a big opener featuring the smallest superstar in ICWW history. Amazing Red had challenged Marz earlier in the week, perhaps not knowing what he was getting into. The two started things slow, exchanging grapples before Amazing Red sped the pace up. Red went up top catching Marz with a high flying moonsault. Marz, looking stiff tried to over power his opponent, dropping him with a spiral powerbomb. It wasn't enough to take care of the speedy superstar, who was able to hit the tornado driver, following it with a standing star press and a strong cover. Marz was clearly unhappy after the match, while Amazing Red celebrated the biggest victory of his career.
Winner: Amazing Red via pin fall [5:14]

In the back, Albert Beefcake was with his partner The Hurricane, psyching themselves up for their big tag title defense. Hurricane asked Albert why he was wearing bandages up his arms. Albert informed his partner that he had sustained second degree burns during the week, but assured him that he'd be pumped for their match. Hurricane agreed with a concerned look on his face, giving Albert a thumbs up.

Hulk Hogan versus Jason Shamrock
Hulkamania was runnin' wild in Detroit, as he prepared to face a surprisingly in-form Jason Shamrock. Shamrock entered with confidence radiating from his being. Hogan wound his arm up, putting his hand to his ear, getting a huge crowd reaction. Hogan pointed at Shamrock, shaking his head in disapproval, only to have Shamrock turn it into an arm bar takedown kicking the match off. Hogan struggled against the technically sound Shamrock. Reeling from the assault, Hogan barely managed a press slam, but Shamrock was able to shake it off sooner than Hulk! The slam of the belly to belly suplex echoed through the stadium, mimicking the explosive match. Shamrock looked to finish the match up with an ankle lock, but Hogan was able to find the ropes! The Hulkster climbed to his feet and blocked a strike from Shamrock, shaking his head he blocked another punch, and another, but Shamrock was able to use lightning fast Thai kicks to set him up for another belly to belly and the cover.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [4:53]

In the locker rooms the Nomad was stretching, taping his mid-section up. He looked stiff as the ICWW doctor gave him a final fitness test. With a shocked look on his face, the Dr. Sale told him that he was appalled that someone cleared him to wrestle so early in the week. He warned Nomad that it would be negligent for him not to tell him there would be chances of further injury if he did wrestle Marc Scott.

Tag Team championship
Superfly/Godfather versus Super Friends (c)
The long awaited Tag Team championships kicked off, pitting the champs against the starship zenlightenment. With hoes at ringside, Hurricane and Superfly kicked things off. The two light heavyweights were in their element, while their partners cheered them on. Hurricane broke ground with some quick paced moves, taking it to his opponent with a flying elbow off the ropes. Godfather made a blind tag, shifting the momentum to a much slower pace, as Godfather tried to use his weight advantage. After getting hammered down, Hurricane was able to make the tag, but Albert's arms proved a vulnerable area. After missing out with an Albo bomb, he tagged back, as did Godfather, allowing Hurricane to nail his opponent with a DVD. Fatigue was setting in on the super hero, who had spent most of the match in the ring. He managed to get Superfly down, and dragged him to his feet only to give a thumbs up, and hit the eye of the hurricane! Albo was unable to have his arm raised, as the referee awarded the win.
Winners: Hurricane & Albert Beefcake via pin fall [11:48]

In the offices Violent J was with Hulk Hogan and Marc Scott. Scrunched up styrofoam coffee cups littered the office, making a crunch every time Violent J paced back and forth over them. Speaking quickly, Violent J appeared frantic, quoting Hogan's loss as a bad omen for him. He grabbed Hogan and shook him, screaming in his face that Marc Scott would probably lose, and then asked if Statix would show up. Marc Scott calmed him down, and told him he always had a contingency plan. Scott told Violent J that it was him driving the car that hit the Nomad, and he had a phony doctor clear him to wrestle. Violent J started to giggle, building into insane laughter. Hogan and Violent J laughed together, while Marc Scott slipped off his jacket, and headed out in his trunks for his match.

Marc Scott versus The Nomad
The Nomad got a big reaction, his first match in almost a month. The Detroit crowd had no love for Marc Scott, sending a wave of heckles as the smug superstar strutted to the ring. The referee warned both wrestlers that he wanted a fair fight, telling them he wouldn't hesitate to disqualify either. The two danced around the ring, Marc Scott making the first moves with a hard grapple into a fisherman suplex. Nomad kicked out of the early cover straight away, heading to the corner to refresh himself. The dancing continued, seeing Nomad make the first move this time with a charging forearm. As the match went on, Scott started to show signs of his own problems, possibly from the defeat at the hands of Rhyno. The triple German suplex seemed to take a lot out of Scott, allowing Nomad to hit a running powerbomb. With Scott down, Nomad went on the offensive, making the cover, using the ropes for leverage. The referee didn't see it, handing Nomad the victory. Marc Scott blasted Nomad from the ring, as he retreated up the aisle tapping his head in a taunting fashion.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [6:12]

Paul Heyman asked Gregory Helms what his problem was, seeing Helms hunched over out of breath in the back. Helms huffed out that he was an asthmatic, prompting Heyman to snatch the microphone in disgust and conduct the interview with his client himself. Heyman asked Rhyno what it was like to finally return to his hometown of Detroit city. Rhyno told Heyman with a grunt, that it didn't matter where he was. Heyman reiterated, telling Rhyno that he was exactly right, because he was a gladiator, and a gladiator didn't care about his arena, all he cared about was victory. Heyman quoted, "There's more at stake than titles on the line, life's the prize this time!" Rhyno nodded and snarled, and Heyman backed off. Shouting into the mic. Heyman warned everyone that the Rhyno was getting to rampage, so they should stay away.

X-Division championship
Banging versus Rockey Rakesh (c)
The crowd erupted as X-division champion, Rockey Rakesh, ran his way to the ring, looking brave. The firecracker hit the ropes as Banging stalked his way to the ring, an eerie in the air. In the ring, Banging tilted his head and stared at the champ, as the bell sounded. Banging wasted no time, attacking Rakesh with a spinning heel kick, before shooting him into the ropes and hitting a Samoan drop. As the match continued, it spilled to the outside, seeing Banging fly over the top rope with a death defying swan dive. On the outside, the assault continued continued as both superstars invariably used the steel ring steps as weapons against each other. With their bodies broken, Banging tossed Rockey Rakesh into the ring, going up top for a shooting star press. With Rakesh someone making it to his feet, Banging was able to take advantage of his stupor, hitting the Kiwi bomb for an easy roll up.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [5:15]

With Rakesh in the middle of the ring, Banging raised his newly won x-division title above them both as the lights began to flicker on and off. Through the darkness, Daemon X seemed to float down from the closed roof. Floating above Banging and Rockey Rakesh, Daemon X' chanting echoed through the arena. Banging removed his mask, and bowed when all of a sudden a bolt of lightning struck him! He howled in pain, while Daemon X floated down to the ring. Suddenly at the entrance way Steven Oozaru appeared, racing down to the ring! He tossed Daemon X and Rockey Rakesh to the outside, and looked at Banging, staggering back in shock.

Steven Oozaru versus Daemon X
Banging ran to the back with the X title, while Daemon X ambushed Oozaru from behind. Daemon X clubbed down on Oozaru with double axe handle smashes, before catching him on the turn around with a Capoeira style helicopter kick. The Aussie giant managed to gather himself, asserting with high impact moves. Rakesh was carried to the back by medical staff before Daemon X was tossed over the ropes. On the outside Oozaru looked to do some damage, but fell victim to the speedy skills of the occult Daemon X. X landed well placed chops, before rolling back in the ring to avoid the count out. DX took to the mount position, pounding down on Oozaru with hard right hands, before setting him up against the ropes for the dust to dust, and a cover.
Winner: Daemon X via pin fall [3:22]

Albert Beefcake was with Marz for an interview after his loss to Amazing Red. Marz told Albert Beefcake that he didn't care about losing to Amazing Red, because he was irrelevant to his goals. Marz turned to Albert and asked, "what about Marz? What are his goals?", Marz told him that his goals were closely related and they involved beating down his idiot former partner Violent J, and taking back the title that was rightfully his, the International belt. Albert let out a "rar", before Marz asked him what smelt like Bacon. Albert told Marz he had second degree burns on his arms.

Rhyno made his way to the ring accompanied by Paul E. as the ominous steel cage lowered around the ring. A mixed reaction from the home crowd for Rhyno. Heyman slipped out of the ring as the cage was secured, still barking advice to his client. He was interrupted as the spirit of vengeance and hardcore champion stepped out at the entrance way to a huge ovation. As he headed to the cage door, Lucifer glared down at Heyman, who backed off.

Steel cage Hardcore championship
Rhyno versus Michael Lucifer (c)
Lucifer stepped through the ropes, and unclipped his belt staring over at Rhyno. The manimal pounded his own chest, before charging at Lucifer, tying him up in the corner while the champ used his leverage to push Rhyno back by the face. The two heavyweights exchanged blows, shaking the cage with each. Rhyno looked for the gore early, but Lucifer was able to use the cage to keep his balance avoiding it. Lucifer struck out with throat thrusts, getting slammed face first into the cage and busted open. The hardcore champ looked in bad shape as the manimal pounded down on him, nailing him with a devastating powerbomb. With nowhere to go, Lucifer tied up and managed to nail him with the devil driver! Lucifer had to use the cage to pull himself up, blood streaming down his face like never before. Heyman did distraction duties, taunting Lucifer from the outside. Lucifer leaned against the cage and stared out to Heyman with dead looking eyes, turning around only to get nailed with the gore. Rhyno dropped his full bodyweight down, getting the cover.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [8:52]

As the cage raised, Heyman jumped into the ring and celebrated the victory with Rhyno. Heyman held the belt above Lucifer, and shouted taunts at him, stomping down on the fallen superstar. The referee ushered Heyman and Rhyno out of the ring, while the Detroit crowd booed them. The medical staff had were making plenty of dough, helping the decimated Michael Lucifer out of the ring.

The Y2Juggalo countdown sent the arena into a frenzy as the headlining match was ready to get underway. Violent J strolled out of the ring with his International championship over one shoulder. With no sign of Statix, the atmosphere was tense. Violent J paced in the ring, while the gentle rumble of chatter filled the arena. Minutes seemed like hours, when suddenly green lasers covered the entrance, signaling the arrival of Statix! The sensation stepped out at the entrance way wearing a suit and tie with his hair slicked back, as the crowd went wild!

International championship
Statix versus Violent J (c)
Violent J slipped out of the ring as Statix marched down to the ring. Statix stood staring down at the world champ, a look of disgust making it's way across his face. The referee told J to get into the ring, with bell having already sounded. The champ slipped into the ring, only to be nailed with a stiff jaw breaking right hand from Statix. As J struggled to get to his feet, Statix followed it up with a boot to the ribs. The referee held Statix back, warning him to let J up. J made it to his feet, and nailed Statix in the gut before dropping him with a spike DDT. As the match continued, Statix showed an aggression like never before. Violent J was bleeding from the mouth as he continued to use punches and kicks to pound down on Violent J, before dropping him with the blood bomb. Violent J kicked out of the cover, only to get pounded with a shot to the throat, and tossed across the ring. Violent J was in next week, as Statix nailed him with a spinning back heel.
Winner: Statix via pin fall [10:10]

Statix slung the International championship over his shoulder, and slid out of the ring, marching back to the backstage area. Violent J staggered to his feet, and beckoned for a microphone. With his equilibrium barely existent, Violent J shouted at Statix. Telling him it was going to end like that, and demanding he come back and face him. Statix turned, with another look of disgust on his face as Violent J dropped to the ground.

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man could hardly believe what they were seeing, erupting with shock over what they had witnessed. Stat-Man said statistically speaking, Statix had completely changed the game. Buddy Luv couldn't help but agree, adding his shock for Daemon X' actions. He asked what would become of Rockey Rakesh, Michael Lucifer and where would the campaign of pain go next? They urged everyone to find out on Civil Action, wrapping up Kingdom Come for another year.

Friday, May 14, 2004

ICWW: Aftershock (May 14, 2004)

Episode #46
Joe Louis Arena, Detroit

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were getting jiggy with it in Detroit city. In the Joe Louis Arena the crowd were going off, as Buddy Luv welcomed everyone to the last stop before Kingdom Come! Stat-Man told Buddy Luv that it was academic from there, and everyone would be sure to be resting up for the big main event.

In the back Gregory Helms was with Paul E. Heyman. Heyman discussed the matter at hand, Kingdom Come. He said that Aftershock was not only the last stop before Kingdom Come, it was the final night before the campaign of pain claimed it's most impressive win. Heyman said that one more victim would be added to the list, before Rhyno would go into the steel cage, and crush Michael Lucifer.

Jason Shamrock was working out in the gym when Daemon X entered. Shamrock wiped off the machines, and was heading out when Banging stepped in the way. Daemon X asked Shamrock how he was liking being back on a winning streak. Shamrock shoved Banging and DX out of the way, before heading out.

Rhyno versus Marc Scott
Marc Scott wasn't looking as smug as usual as Rhyno and his manager, Paul Heyman, made their way to the ring. Scott wasted no time trying to build an advantage, going on the offensive with stinging chops. Scott's continued assault was enough to slow the Rhyno down, but the rampage was inevitable. After a big powerbomb, Rhyno centered up for the gore, nailing Scott across the ring. Not content, Rhyno continued the pain, dropping his opponent with a double powerbomb. Out cold, the referee was forced to call the match at an end.
Winner: Rhyno via knock out [4:14]

In the offices Violent J was on the phone talking to the mystery CEO. The Y2Juggalo was doing a lot of nodding, when Hulk Hogan entered. J slammed the phone, and told the Hulkster that he was in desperate need of some good news. Hulk shrugged, and asked J if he wanted him to get a latte. Violent J declined, and told Hogan that the mystery CEO told him his job was being threatened. Hogan told Violent J that he liked his booking, and would cheer him up by winning his match. Violent J clapped.

Superfly versus Hulk Hogan
Hulkamania was runnin' wild in the Joe Louis Arena as the real American took on the zenlightened one. The contrast of styles was clear, Hogan bringing the beat down to the Superfly with hard clubbing blows to the back. Hulk was in form, tearing his shirt down the middle and looking to go to work with it, but Superfly snatched it away. Superfly tried to whip Hogan with the shirt, but it was a no sale! Superfly tried to unload with right hands, but Hogan blocked them all and sent him into the ropes, dropping him with the big boot! The big leg drop saw the end.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [3:19]

The arena went dark, as an image of burning candles in a dark room became clear on the big screen. Sitting in the shadows was, Albert Beefcake. Albert turned to face his audience, and asked the question - what about Albo? Albert said that there had been a lot of hatred going around, and he said that came out of fear. Fear of the yellow bandana factor. Albert told the crowd that there was only one true Albert Beefcake, and there was one person that feared that fact more than anyone. Albert turned away, and swung back around with his finger out stretched, and challenged former ICWW superstar, Donald "Tells" Campbell, to a match! Albert had knocked a candle over, and as smoke started to cover the screen, Albert could be heard screaming.

Jason Shamrock versus Steven Oozaru
Two superstars who seemed to have issues with Daemon X were up next, Shamrock hoping to pick up another win. Shamrock's luck had swung since losing the heavyweight championship to Rockey Rakesh months ago. Oozaru went on the power offensive, pounding down on Shamrock, but the smaller superstar was able to over power him! Taking it to the ground, the Aussie giant was barely able to escape the ankle lock. Looking to snatch victory, he tried to hit the flatliner, but Shamrock countered it with a ring shaking belly to belly suplex, putting Oozaru down.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [3:01]

Gregory Helms was with hardcore champion, Michael Lucifer, to ask him about his upcoming defense at ICWW: Kingdom Come. Lucifer told him that the campaign of pain was a joke to him. He said he'd beaten Rhyno time and time before, and he would be glad to get it over and done with again. He told Helms that he had bigger things to worry, and wanted to close them off sooner than later.

Rockey Rakesh was strolling through the arena surrounded by a group of hoes, making his way to the ring. Stat-Man informed Buddy Luv that the hoes weren't there to protect Rakesh, they were there to protect everyone else from the X-division champion. He passed through the backstage area, reaching the entrance curtain.

Daemon X versus Rockey Rakesh
The crowd was on their feet as a determined Rockey Rakesh stood at the entrance way throwing punches before heading to the ring. The Godfather's hoes headed back to the locker room, allowing for the eerie entrance of Daemon X! Rakesh seemed a little jumpy as the occult superstar made his way to the ring accompanied by Banging. The two traded blows in the early goings, but Rakesh quickly slipped to the outside, looking to get some air. Banging stalked his way toward Rakesh, sending him into a tailspin of panic. Daemon X was able to take full advantage, unloading a world of hurt on Rakesh with a variety of modified suplexes. Rakesh, still out of breath, nailed DX with a low blow, forcing the referee to disqualify him.
Winner: Daemon X via disqualification [4:55]

Rakesh ran up the entrance way clutching his X-division title desperately, while Daemon X and Banging watched on from the ring. Buddy Luv and Stat-Man reminded fans that Rakesh would defend the title, along with all other champions in two days at ICWW: Kingdom Come. They sent out big thanks, as Aftershock came to an end.

Special mention:
Will Statix show for Kingdom Come? Can Violent J avoid getting fired?

Tuesday, May 11, 2004

ICWW: Civil Action (May 11, 2004)

Episode #41
Spartan Stadium, Lansing

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man tipped their hats as Civil Action kicked off with an explosion. Stat-Man was glad to be back on American soil, as the World Tour took it's first deviation through the land of the free. Buddy Luv said he enjoyed the enthusiastic Canadian crowd, but agreed it was good to be back. He went on to question how the shift of locale might affect the head-booker's credibility ratings, with the Mystery CEO bearing down on him. Stat-Man told him they might find out as his stooge took on his former partner.

Hardcore match
Hulk Hogan versus Marz
Violent J's head stooge was runnin' wild in the arena, making good on his promise to take out Violent J's former partner, and now bitter enemy - Marz. Marz' speed proved to be a great advantage, as did his own personal chain. Hogan was busted open, as the match spilled to the outside almost immediately. After getting the jump on Hogan, he was able to rummage under the ring, producing a hockey stick! Marz' speed let him dodge it, finishing the match with the shotei strike.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [2:47]

In the locker rooms Michael Lucifer was sitting in the locker rooms. He pulled his elbows off his knees, and leant back against the wall. Lucifer turned his attention to the end of the row of lockers, revealing Daemon X. Lucifer greeted him, thanking his greatest horseman for joining him. Lucifer praised Daemon X, War, as the only one who didn't fail him. Lucifer told him that as his most trusted Horseman, he knew it would be safe to tell him that things were not as they seemed. Lucifer explained that despite the claims Rhyno couldn't beat him, he could. Lucifer told his horseman that the ladder match, and the panic room had taken much more out of him that he'd let on. He explained that if he were to have a chance, he would have to gather his strength, while Daemon X delivered opportunity. Daemon X promised to do all he could to hurt Rhyno in their match, later in the night.

Jason Shamrock versus Superfly
The crowd prepared to get a little zenlightenment as Superfly hit the ring for his match against Jason Shamrock. Shamrock's luck seemed to be with him, as he unloaded on Superfly with a barrage of martial arts kicks. Superfly suddenly became quite disturbed. With a shocked expression, Superfly allowed himself to be counted out, handing Jason Shamrock another victory in a string of wins.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via count out [2:11]

Steven Oozaru was with roving reporter Gregory Helms in the back. Oozaru told Helms that Daemon X' hold over Banging wasn't going to last, because the bond of the Pacific Connection was far greater than his hocus pocus. Oozaru told Helms that later in the night, he would face Banging in the ring to make him remember the Connection, and then at Kingdom Come he would take Daemon X out himself!

In the offices Violent J was on the phone, doing a lot of nodding. Hogan stumbled in, as Violent J hung up the phone. He blasted Hogan for losing, claiming he was as bad as Marc Scott and Halle Berry! VJ told Hogan that the mystery CEO was putting more pressure on him to produce Statix, as well as telling him he wasn't living up to the International championship standard. Hogan told him that he should go out and fight in a non-title match. The Y2Juggalo told Hogan that it was a good idea, and that he couldn't possibly stay angry with him. The two hugged.

Daemon X versus Rhyno
Rhyno was accompanied by his manager, Paul Heyman, as Rhyno felt heat from the Lansing home crowd. Daemon X came out second best, as the two kicked off the match. Daemon X taunted Rhyno with hand gestures and chanting, before trying to match power with the manimal. Rhyno was able to find his way into a lead early on, pummeling Daemon X. The occult superstar was able to gain some advantage, going off the top with a high risk maneuver! In the end, it would be the gore to finish.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [4:05]

In the parking lot, the Nomad was pacing backward and forth. With Statix still missing, and his injuries hindering him, a handicapped match didn't look good for him, with a tag match scheduled later in the night. Lights flashed on, as the Nomad spotted a shadowy figure, he tried to see through the shadows, stepping closer slowly., Suddenly, a car came speeding through, clipping the Nomad! The camera man put his rig down, and checked on the Nomad before running for help. The camera, still rolling, revealed a pair of black men's shoes, as someone in suit pants knelt down beside the Nomad and checked on him.

The Godfather versus Violent J
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man pondered what happened in the back, promising to keep fans updated on the Nomad. Violent J came out, followed by the Godfather to do battle in a non-title match. The International champion showed some class in the early goings, using his greater maneuverability to get around the Godfather's stiff style. J distracted the referee, nailing Godfather with a low blow kick, following it up with a very public spike DDT. The Godfather's hoes swarmed the ring, beating down on the head-booker, and resulting in a disqualification.
Winner: Violent J via disqualification [5:30]

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were relieved to update that the Nomad was barely bruised by his narrow encounter with a vehicle. Emergency staff confirmed that the Nomad would be fit to wrestle later in the night, if he felt up to it. The only real risk, was shock. Stat-Man speculated what that could mean for his match at Kingdom Come.

Steven Oozaru versus Banging
The Pacific Connection prepared to do battle, Steven Oozaru starting the match trying to get through to Banging. Oozaru spoke vigorously to his partner, describing some of their great matches, and victories as a tag team. Just as it seemed like he was getting through, Banging went on the attack, nailing Oozaru with right hands, before sending him into the ropes and scoring with the Samoan drop! The Aussie giant's heart was obviously too involved in the match, putting up a strong defensive, but not enough to fend off Banging, fighting with the strength of a madman. The Kiwi bomb finished it off, allowing Banging to pick up a victory just days before he faces the X champion.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [6:23]

Marz was in the back, asking the question - what about Marz? He verbally assaulted his former partner Violent J, calling his tactics underhanded and weak. He lashed out, using his defeat over Hulk Hogan as a symbol of his undying desire. The Dark Lotus turned his attention to Amazing Red's challenge, scoffing the light heavyweight for his audacity. Marz counted down his highlights, including a ninety- one day reign as International champion. Marz laughed, and accepted.

Tag Team match
The Hurricane & Albert Beefcake versus The Nomad & Statix
The New Super Friends made their way to the ring for their match, with the Lansing crowd going insane for the tag team champions. The Nomad made his way to the ring, taking a microphone when he got there. He explained that with his internal injuries, he didn't really want to have to fight before Kingdom Come. He then explained that without Statix, there wasn't a chance in hell he could handle them. The Hurricane snatched the microphone, and told Nomad that it would be irresponsible of him to allow Nomad to fight, agreeing to postpone the match for another day.
Winner: No contest [0:00]

The Super Friends raised Nomad's arm, as Civil Action came to an end. Buddy Luv and Stat-Man said their goodbyes, reminding everyone to tune into Aftershock, and main event weekend for ICWW: Kingdom Come.

Special mention:
Daemon X may be making enemies, but he also has powerful allies!

Friday, May 7, 2004

ICWW: Aftershock (May 7, 2004)

Episode #45
Thunder Bay Tournament
Centre, Thunder Bay

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were in the booth as Aftershock kicked off from the cosy Thunder Bay Tournament Centre. Buddy Luv welcomed everyone to the indie-fest from Marz and Violent J's home town! Stat-Man asked Buddy how he knew the Dark Carnival was in Thunder Bay, but Luv ignored it, recapping on the mystery of Statix. The sensation was scheduled to fight Michael Lucifer on Civil Action, but was nowhere to be found, putting Violent J in some hot water with the mystery CEO!

Paul E. and Rhyno made their way to the ring. Heyman announced that the arena was sold out, and that he wasn't surprised, because it was probably the first time Thunder Bay had ever been graced by a spectacle such as ICWW. He went on to say that it was a travesty that the campaign of pain would even be forced to divert through a hick town such as Thunder Bay. At that moment the rar rap blasted into the arena, seeing Albert Beefcake step out at the entrance. He told them that Thunder Bay reminded him a lot of Alaska, and he wouldn't stand by and let them rat on it.

Rhyno versus Albert Beefcake
Albo had the crowd behind him as he defended them, taking Rhyno with a big clothesline. Unable to connect with the cocobutts, the momentum slowly began to swing in favour of the manimal. Trying to psyche his protégé up, Heyman reminded him of the loss he suffered, and the many losses at the hands of Lucifer. Rhyno managed to run away with the match, finishing Albert with the gore.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [3:19]

In the back, Amazing Red was talking with Gregory Helms. Red made light of Marz' complaints, telling Helms that he was surprised a small town bumpkin like Marz hadn't been dropped down the card sooner. Red impersonated Marz, making light of his promos with a baby's bottle. Helms asked the Red Tornado what the motive behind the display was, and Red threw out a challenge to Marz for Kingdom Come.

Jason Shamrock versus Marc Scott
Jason Shamrock looking to continue to fend off his losing streak up against Marc Scott. The two put forward a technical start, matching each other with a series of locks, but as if he were a man possessed, Jason Shamrock exhibited some intense strength. The belly to belly suplex almost shook the ring, and kept Marc Scott down for the count.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [5:22]

In the gym, the Nomad was doing some light weight work when Hogan was passing. The Hulkster asked Nomad if he was going to be physically fit to face Marc Scott by Kingdom Come. The Nomad told the head booker's stooge that he would guarantee his fitness, and dominance over Scott on the main event stage. Hogan laughed, and mocked Nomad for babying himself through injury. Nomad asked Hogan who he was on his way to face, and laughed. Hogan headed off to the entrance.

In the locker rooms the Godfather and Superfly were with Rockey Rakesh. The X-division champion looked concerned, scheduled to face Marz later in the night. Superfly assured his new bhai that they would have his back in his match against the hometown hero. Rakesh reluctantly thanked them, when Gregory Helms asked if he could have an interview with the X-Division champion. Superfly and Godfather pushed Rakesh behind them, and told the roving reporter that Rakesh would be unavailable for the time being. Godfather then told Helms that he could do them a favour, and deliver a message to the Hurricane. Superfly told Helms that they would challenge Hurricane to a handicapped match, in which if they won, would make their title match a no disqualification match. Helms rubbed his chin in thought, while the zenlightened trio headed off.

Michael Lucifer versus Hulk Hogan
The spirit of vengeance felt some heat from the Thunder Bay crowd, with chants of "you screwed Marz" filling the arena. With the crowd split, Hogan raced down to the ring looking to catch Lucifer off balance. The two matched power for power, Lucifer quickly gaining the upper hand with a big choke toss. With Hogan in the corner, Lucifer was able to open up. Hogan tried to battle back, looking for the big boot, but Lucifer was able to reverse the whip and counter. The impaler kick just about had everything wrapped up, before the referee disqualified Hogan for malicious eye gouging.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via disqualification [2:52]

In the offices, the International champion and head-booker was sweating it out behind his desk. Marc Scott stumbled in rubbing the back of his head, only to get blasted by J for his loss. The Y2Juggalo told Scott that he wasn't paying him good money to go out and get injured fighting Shamrock. Marc assured him that everything would be fine, and that he had a contingency plan. Violent J told Scott that he was pleased, but wouldn't be fine until he found Statix. Scott told him that he had the perfect idea to lure Statix out.

Handicapped tag team match
The Hurricane versus Superfly and The Godfather
Going into overwhelming odds, ICWW's own super hero proved to be a match. The tag duo looked for the double team, but fell to a shocking double chokeslam. Things evened up, as Godfather battled back into the competition. Exchanging tags, they were able to isolate Hurricane, inflicting mass damage. After a pimp drop, Superfly added the exclamation point to a long battle, dropping the hero with the Zenlighten driver.
Winner: Superfly & The Godfather via pin fall [8:04]

The Y2Juggalo countdown hit the arena as the crowd erupted. The International champion strolled down to the ring, bringing the gold down with him. In front of his hometown crowd, the Thunder Bay native told the fans that he was pleased to represent his people as the world's champion. J then said he had some business to talk. He announced that at ICWW: Kingdom Come, he would defend his championship belt to none other than Statix! J said he would look forward to seeing Statix at Kingdom Come.

Marz versus Rockey Rakesh
The night's headliner kicked off, a non-title match between two of ICWW's top light heavyweight talent. The hometown crowd was right behind Marz as he took it to the X-champ with a series of kicks. Marz took time out on the turnbuckle to enjoy the crowd, countering an attack with the springboard kick. Surviving a cover, Rakesh managed to find his way into the match, utilising the 619 to great effect. Taking a moment to ground himself, Rakesh looked to open Marz up with a bizarre submission move, capitalising on weeks of abuse at the hands of Violent J's heavyweights. With the crowd chanting his name, Marz was able to power out, finding the ropes and nailing Rakesh with the shotei! With Rakesh down, Marz went up top and came crashing down with the phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [9:55]

With the crowd on their feet, Marz celebrated the victory and shook hands with Rockey Rakesh when suddenly Amazing Red raced down to the ring! Taking advantage of the lengthy battle, the Red Tornado swept through the ring taking both the X-Division champ, and Marz out! Buddy Luv and Stat-Man couldn't believe it, as Aftershock came to an end!

Special mention:
Violent J offers the perfect bait to lure Statix out of hiding. Will it work?

Tuesday, May 4, 2004

ICWW: Civil Action (May 4, 2004)

Episode #40
SkyDome, Toronto

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were feeling good as Civil Action hit Toronto! Stat-Man threw speculation to the events of Aftershock, wondering if Michael Lucifer would come any closer to discovering the mystery of the chess piece. Buddy Luv also cast speculation over whether or not the Nomad would learn his opponent.

The Canadian crowd popped as Violent J and Marz came face to face backstage. The two stared at each other before the Y2Juggalo threw his hand in Marz' face and told him that finally the head booker had come back to Toronto. Marz told Violent J that he didn't care about catch phrases, or mad cap antics. Marz told the head booker that he was more than dissatisfied, and demanded a match against a worthy opponent. Violent J told his former partner that he would be facing a former heavyweight champion, and one of the biggest superstars in ICWW history, and that he should just sit tight.

Rockey Rakesh versus Daemon X
Daemon X scheduled to take on X-Division champion, Rockey Rakesh, in a non-title match. Rockey Rakesh cautiously made his way down the aisle, carrying the X belt. Daemon X headed to the ropes, taunting Rakesh with indecipherable incantations. With a look of horror on his face, Rakesh backed up the entrance way, leaving the referee with no option other than to count him out, handing DX the win.
Winner: Daemon X via count out [0:12]

Violent J burst into the offices with Hulk Hogan following behind. The Y2Juggalo dropped into his big leather chair, looking flustered. Hogan massaged the head booker while J ranted about his problems. J complained about Marz, Steven Oozaru, Statix, the CEO all riding him. Hogan told Violent J that he'd be happy to take care of each one of them for him. J thanked him for being good to him, and told him that he could take care of Oozaru once and for all. The two laughed dramatically.

X-Division Championship contender match
Banging versus Amazing Red
Banging headed to the ring accompanied by Daemon X, who barked instructions to him for his shot at the X-Division title. The Red Tornado looked hot, heading to the ring for one on one action. Speed was the order of the day, the two dancing rings around each other to a stand still, before Amazing Red found some advantage with a springboard moonsault. As Banging staggered his way to his feet, Red went off the top with a dragonrana, only to have Daemon X reach in, enabling Banging to reverse the pin. Giving Banging a questionable victory over the rookie.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [4:42]

In the back Marc Scott was watching the action on a monitor clapping, when suddenly the Nomad approached and turned it off. Scott asked Nomad if he thought Banging's win was excellent, but the Nomad didn't seem interested. The Nomad told Scott that he assumed he was running with Violent J, now that he'd risen to power and the Horsemen had disbanded. Scott nodded, and told Nomad that he was always on the winning team. Nomad, laughing, asked the former Horseman if that was why he'd spent so much time out of ICWW. Scott got serious, and said that while he had had a sweet deal on the other side of the fence, he may have had an err of judgment. Nomad warned that he was making another poor judgment call, taking him on.

Hulk Hogan versus Steven Oozaru
Looking to do Violent J's bidding, Hollywood Hulk Hogan headed out to face Steven Oozaru. Despite having a victory over him, Hogan didn't seem to be able to impose himself over Steven Oozaru. The two goliaths of the ring traded blows, matching power for power. The big Aussie was able to exert himself over the Californian, using his superior maneuverability to score the flatliner. An abrupt end to the match. With Hogan down, Oozaru turned his attention to the camera's, shouting that his win was for Daemon X. The big man threw punches for the camera, before chanting "Pacific Connection" and heading to the showers.
Winner: Steven Oozaru via pin fall [3:36]

In the back, Godfather and Superfly were meditating on mats with the Godfather's escorts, when Rockey Rakesh burst through and tripped over them. Superfly asked Rakesh what his hurry was. Speaking in his native Indian, the X-Division champion rambled with panic on his face. Superfly helped Rakesh calm down enough to learn that Rakesh was afraid his mantra had been sullied by his quest for X-Division gold. He explained that he was vulnerable to forces of darkness, such as Daemon X. Superfly and Godfather invited Rockey to invite them, and told him to find his centre and relax.

Jason Shamrock versus Marc Scott
Shamrock looked out of sorts as he prepared to take on Violent J's new corporate stooge, Marc Scott. Before the bell, Shamrock stopped in the corner and muttered something, before unleashing a devastating combination as the match got under way. Marc Scott was forced onto the back foot, but managed to found some ground getting Shamrock into the corner. Scott unloaded with a series of chops, before finding an edge with the triple German suplex. Shamrock managed to rip victory from the clutches of defeat, hitting the belly to belly and picking up a cover. Shamrock looked toward the back, while the referee raised his arm.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [4:45]

Michael Lucifer was with Gregory Helms in the back. Helms asked the Hardcore champion about the mysterious package he received on Aftershock. Lucifer said it was just another twist in the mystery CEO's game. He told Helms that he couldn't be exactly sure what it meant, but he had an idea that the CEO had won over one of his people. Helms asked what that meant, after his team's defeat at Worlds Collide. Lucifer stared into Helms' eyes and told him, it meant he was very angry.

Marz versus Albert Beefcake
As per Violent J's instruction, Marz headed to the ring and awaited his opponent. It turned out to be none other than the Big Beefer himself, one-half of the tag team champions. Marz fared well in the early goings, but Albert was able to turn it around, overpowering the seemingly exhausted Marz. Battling on valiantly, Marz managed to buy himself time with the shotei palm strike. Unable to pick up the cover, Albert dropped Marz hard with a fall forward slam, furthering VJ's taunts with a firm cover.
Winner: Albert Beefcake via pin fall [10:22]

Rhyno's theme hit the PA, but only his manager Paul Heyman strutted down to the ring. Heyman grabbed a microphone and greeted the Toronto crowd. Heyman acknowledged the crowd's booing as fair, because he wasn't there to be liked, he was there to be a manager. Heyman tilted his cap to the history, and fantastic moments in wrestling Canada had been home to. He admitted that it would no doubt be another fantastic night after he was done, when the headlining match - Michael Lucifer versus Statix - would take place. He paid tribute to the legacy Statix was building for himself, and predicted that he would be an International champion by the end of the year. Paul E. went on to say that the only real let down of the night would be Michael Lucifer; the "big angry man" who was coming to squash everyone. He said the only thing Lucifer was squashing was ratings. It was then the hardcore champion's theme hit, and the man himself stormed down to the ring. With Heyman cowering, Lucifer stepped over the top rope and grabbed Heyman in a choke, bearing down on the manager. Out of nowhere, Rhyno slipped out of the crowd and tried to take the big man down, but ran into a chokeslam!

Heyman frantically helped his client out of the ring, shouting obscenities at Lucifer while he spoke to the referee as Statix' theme hit. In the backstage area, Violent J was pacing up and down asking technical staff if anyone had seen Statix. With no sign of Statix, VJ grabbed the first wrestler in sight - the Hurricane - and told him to get out there.

Michael Lucifer versus The Hurricane
A hint of confusion crept across the hardcore champ's face as the Hurricane stepped out at the entrance way. The super hero flew down to the ring, with the Toronto crowd behind him all the way. Hurricane looked Lucifer up and down, and offered to shake his hand, only to get dropped with a back breaker. Lucifer exerted his strength over the light heavyweight, bearing down with thrusts to the throat. As the gear changed to a faster pace, Hurricane found a way to knock the big man down. Hurricane stopped to offer a thumbs up, before picking Lucifer up for a chokeslam. Lucifer shook his head, and scooped the Hurricane up for the devil driver, before folding his arms.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via pin fall [3:42]

The referee returned Lucifer's hardcore championship belt, and raised his arm as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man wrapped up Civil Action. Questions about the whereabouts of Statix was the question of the night, as the two challenged everyone to be with them live from Thunder Bay - home town of the head booker, Violent J!

Special mention:
Albert's win pushes Marz even farther from his lofty goals.