Sunday, July 20, 2003

ICWW: Highway To Hell

The ICWW arena was aflame as ICWW: Highway to Hell kicked off after a lengthy wait! Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were ringside, and Buddy Luv reminded Stat-Man that finally the mysterious Highway to Hell match would be unveiled when Marz defended his world title against Michael Lucifer. Stat-Man agreed that was where the money was, but said no one could count out some of the other top matches, including the Marc Scott/Statix match. Buddy Luv mentioned all of the talent on the card, and then cast his attention to a special surprise opening match, much to the shock of fans and Stat-Man. He said that a special match had been added to the card, for the enjoyment of fans.

Jobber Royale
Dez Burnett vs Pagan Freak vs Devon Storm vs Chris Jericho vs Kurt Angle vs Tito Ortiz vs Patrick Mannion

The seven man battle royal match started as the seven men went straight on the attack, with an eruption of carnage in the ring. Kurt Angle and Chris Jericho appeared to be working together as they double teamed Patrick Mannion, while Tito Ortiz busted Crowbar open with savage elbows to the head. Pagan Freak sent Burnett into the corner with a big boot, and slammed him with a devastating back breaker. Burnett managed to recover, and surprise Pagan Freak who was double teaming Ortiz from behind with a missile dropkick. Burnett whipped off the ropes and looked to take Pagan Freak out with a crossbody, but he found himself caught, and dumped over the top rope. Mannion was fending off the double team attack from Jericho and Angle, sending Angle over the top with an f-five! Jericho took full advantage of his diverted attentions and slammed him down with a bulldog. Meanwhile Tito Ortiz was dazed in the corner as Devon Storm and Pagan Freak commenced battle. Storm managed to duck a big boot, and take it to the Freak with a jaw breaker. With Freak reeling, both Ortiz and Storm eliminated him with a double clothesline. As Devon Storm went to high- five Ortiz, he found himself redirected over the top, a fatal error! It was down to Jericho, Ortiz and Mannion as the three squared up, Mannion and Jericho looking to double team the Huntington Beach bad boy, but Jericho turned on Mannion and managed to clothesline him over the top rope! Jericho went to work with chops against Ortiz, but they seemed to have no effect, Ortiz unleashing a barrage of elbows, before tossing Jericho over the top to win the battle royal!
Winner: Tito Ortiz via over the ropes elimination [15:57]

Hardcore championship match
The Godfather [c] versus The Deputy

The Godfather danced his way to the ring with his hardcore hoes representing. In the ring the Godfather took a microphone and welcomed everyone aboard the ho-train! He then got serious, and said a hardcore match was no place for his lovely ladies, and with some resistance, he sent them to the back, just as the Deputy made his way to the ring. The bell sounded as the Deputy went to work with his nightstick, attacking the back of the Godfather. He rolled to the outside, and pulled a table out from under the ring, and set it up on the outside, before going to work once again with a DDT! He rolled the Godfather to the outside, and went to retrieve a chair while the Godfather tried to use the announcers desk to gather his balance. Deputy returned with the steel chair, but had it booted right into his face! The champ stomped down on the Deputy, before retrieving his nightstick and doing a number on him! The Deputy struggled to his feet, and slammed Godfather with a Samoan drop. He managed to pull the Godfather up, and lifted him onto his shoulders, looking for the electric chair death drop through the table, but the Godfather managed to land some punches and use his body weight to fall safely from the Deputy's shoulders. With the Deputy down, Godfather hoisted him up and slammed him through the table with a Pimp Drop! He went for the cover in the rubble, and earned himself the three count to retain.
Winner: The Godfather via pin fall [6:32]

Big Beefer prize money match
Shaggy 2 Dope versus Rockey Rakesh

The new Y2Juggalo made his way to the ring for the match to decide the winner of the Big Beefer contest. The crowd was fairly split, as Rockey Rakesh made his mambo entrance. The little firecracker jumped into the ring and kicked things off straight away, attacking Shaggy with a boxing combination. Shaggy managed to turn the tables, taking Rakesh down with a dangerous DDT, following it up with a big spinning leg drop. Shaggy clapped up a storm, giving Rakesh time to make it to his feet, only to walk right into a short powerbomb from 2 Dope! Shaggy stomped down on Rakesh, before picking him up and signaling for the Psycho Flip! Rakesh managed to telegraph it,
 and countered with a swinging neck breaker! Both men were down as Rakesh crawled over, in an attempt to make a cover, but Shaggy kicked out immediately.  Rakesh tied up for the Indian powerbomb, but found himself getting some hang-time with a back body drop! Shaggy 2 Dope rolled Rakesh up, and scored the three count! Gwen Lucifer entered the ring and raised Shaggy 2 Dope's hand, before presenting him with a cash for one thousand dollars.
Winner: Shaggy 2 Dope via pin fall [4:45]

Backstage Shane Altmann was with the Masked Marvel, he asked if fans would have an opportunity to finally learn who was beneath the mask. In his rather, disappointing, Spanish accent, the Marvel told Altmann that he had a mission and it was imperative that his identity remain hidden until it was reached. The Marvel said he didn't understand why people kept calling him Mr. Alaska, and said he didn't get an opportunity to watch Northern Exposure so he asked someone to explain. Altmann asked the Marvel if he knew Hulk Hogan, to which the Marvel said, "ara", and left.

I Suck match
Loopster versus Chaos Drone

Loopster headed to the ring, as the crowd chanted "you suck". Chaos Drone didn't get a much better response, as he raced to the ring to get in Loopster's face. The bell sounded, and Loopster took a microphone and told Chaos Drone that he would never say the words, "I suck". The bell sounded again, the referee declaring Chaos Drone the winner. Loopster looked around confused, before attacking Chaos with the Suck Factor! He stomped down on the Drone, before being pulled off by the referee. Loopster tried to level the referee with a clothesline, but got shoved onto his ass for his troubles. A disgruntled Suck One made his way to the backstage area, as Chaos Drone did his best to celebrate the victory.
Winner: Chaos Drone via "I suck" [0:58]

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man discussed the disappointing result for Loopster, but said that the rivalry between the former Suck Squad combination looked to be far from over. Stat-Man then speculated that Mike Trell was returning to ICWW, in the guise of the Masked Marvel. Buddy Luv gave Stat-Man a filthy look, before announcing that they were just moments away from the long awaited match between the Rock and the Nomad. A vignette was shown highlighting the long running feud.

The Nomad versus The Rock
The Nomad made his way to the ring to a standing ovation as fans got ready to kick off for the most built match on the Highway to Hell card. The Rock paced his way to the ring, in no hurry to get into the ring with the Nomad, despite a month of taunting. The Rock continued to play chicken, until he allowed himself to be distracted by taunts from the crowd, allowing Nomad to bring him in with a hip toss of sorts. The bell sounded as the Rock sprung to his feet, running right into a forearm smash, and up once again into a clothesline. The Nomad stomped down on the Rock, shouting trash before mimicking the Rock's taunts. Rocky rolled to the outside to gain his composure, but the Nomad followed, continuing his explosive assault. Nomad slammed the Rock face first into the crowd rail, and looked to repeat it, but the Rock managed to block and reverse it! The Rock began to gain some momentum, whipping the Nomad into the outer side of the turnbuckle! With the Nomad reeling, Rock directed him to the announcers desk where Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were commentating, and rolled him onto it. Rock taunted before tying up for the Rock Bottom, but the Nomad found a second wind, and struck him with elbows to the head, countering the move with the bible black through the table! Nomad picked the bloody Rock up, and whipping him into the ring, before climbing the turnbuckle. Nomad flew from upstairs, striking the staggering, bloodied Rock with an axe handle smash. It was academic from there, Nomad scoring the three count.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [8:19]

Backstage Shane Altmann had Tito Ortiz with him, who told Altmann that he had ended Jason Shamrock's career, and he cleaned house in the battle royal earlier. Ortiz told Altmann that he was the greatest pure fighter the ICWW had ever seen, and he was going to wreak havoc on ICWW. Altmann turned his attention back to the camera with Ortiz gone, to report that neither Michael Lucifer or Marz had arrived in the arena yet, which wasn't a good thing by any means.

Heavyweight championship match
Chris Benoit versus Rhyno [c]

The challenger headed to the ring, looking extremely focused, getting only his second heavyweight title shot in ICWW history. Benoit hit the ropes as Rhyno's entrance music hit the arena PA. The crowd filled with boos as the entrance way remained empty. Benoit and the referee spoke back and forth, before going to the ring announcer, who announced the match to be a no contest, much to the disgust of fans and officials alike.
Winner: No contest [0:00]

Benoit remained in the ring and said that he had come to fight, and he wasn't leaving until he got one. The ring announcer declared that due to his absence, Rhyno would forfeit the Heavyweight championship. Benoit then said that he was calling anyone out to fight him for the belt - the Nomad answered.

Heavyweight championship match
Chris Benoit versus The Nomad

Benoit went on the attack with stinging knife edge chops, driving Nomad back before stunning him with an axe handle smash. With the Nomad dazed, Benoit dropped him with a scoop slam, going to the mat with a sleeper hold. Nomad managed to slip out of the hold, and surprised Benoit with the red mist! With Benoit reeling, Nomad struck him blind with a wild crescent kick! Nomad stomped down on Benoit before picking him up and hitting a piledriver. Nomad went for the cover, but Benoit kicked out, giving him opportunity to take Nomad down with a belly to belly suplex. Benoit shot the Nomad into the ropes, and caught him with a tilt a whirl backbreaker, driving his spine onto his knee hard. The crippler looked to send Nomad across the ring with a catapult toss, but the Nomad managed to counter it, shifting his weight and sending Benoit hung across the top rope! From there the second Bible Black of the night sealed one Canadian's fate, while another, picked up his second win of the night, and a Heavyweight championship.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [4:46]

Statix versus Marc Scott
Green sparks shot out at the arena as the sensation Statix made his way to a huge ovation. One of the most popular superstars today was ready to take on one of his most zealous despisers in Marc Scott. Buddy Luv and Stat-Man focused on how important a main event win for Statix would be, to help further the momentum of his already prospering career. Scott carried a table with him to the ring, and despite objections from the referee, set it up in the corner of the ring. Scott lay on the table, tempting Statix to slam him through it, but the sensation showed a greater intelligence, as Scott went on the attack with a clothesline. He stomped down on Statix, before sending him into the ropes, allowing a shift in momentum as Statix took the opportunity to strike with a spinning heel kick, and built on it, attacking with a spinning leg drop. Scott retreated to the outside, taking a moment to gather himself, but it wasn't a wise move, Statix getting some air time with a huge swan dive over the top rope! Marc Scott managed to nail Statix with a low blow, using the apron to hide it from the referee. Back in the ring Scott began to mount an offense, slamming Statix with a vertical suplex and then picking him up for a thunderous clothesline. Marc Scott whipped Statix into the table in the corner, but Statix sprung to life, reversing the positions! Statix was about to slam Scott through the table with a shoulder thrust, but held back just in time, and instead sent him over with a monkey toss! Statix defied gravity, using the table to run and propel himself off with a cross body, scoring the cover!
Winner: Statix via pin fall [3:46]

In the back the Pacific Connection joined Shane Altmann for a few words. Just moments away from an attempt to capture the tag team championships for a third time, both superstars were looking intense. They said that over the past months the Hurricane and especially Matt Hardy wanted to play games, but their time was up, and their number was theirs. Oozaru laughed, and said some people were calling the pair the Perfect Storm, when in reality, they were the perfect jobbers to allow them, to become three time champions.

Tag Team championship match
The Hurricane & Matt Hardy [c] vs the Pacific Connection

The tag champions made their way to the ring first up, receiving a mixed reaction. The Hurricane definitely seemed to be carrying the support for the champs. The Pacific Connection follow, with the crowd behind them as they raced in, wasting no time going to work on the champs. The referee managed to recapture some control, as Banging and Matt Hardy opened the match, exchanging right hands, before Banging made some ground, taking him back with an axe kick. Banging made the tag as Hardy went down with a devastating double team attack from Oozaru and Banging. Oozaru manhandled Hardy, tossing him across the ring before picking him up and connecting with the full nelson bomb! Oozaru stomped down on the fallen Hardy, as the Hurricane tried to get the crowd behind them. Mattitude gathered his strength, crawling toward his corner but Oozaru was quick to pull him back, spanking him in the Pacific corner of the ring. Banging tagged in, and dropped a big leg drop on Matt Hardy, before picking him up for a Kiwi bomb! Banging tagged in the juggernaut, Oozaru, who finished the already limp Hardy with the flatliner, before making an easy cover. Oozaru and Banging celebrated their win, each mounting a corner with the belts, while Hurricane tried to tend to Matt Hardy in the middle of the ring. As the Pacific Connection retreated to the back, Hurricane tried to help Hardy to his feet, who took a swing at him, apparently not interested in any help. The Hurricane took exception to this, and clamped down, chokeslaming Matt Hardy in the ring!
Winner: Oozaru via pin fall [9:15]

Backstage the Deputy was loitering as Stat-Man and Buddy Luv speculated a possible no-show, with neither Marz or Michael Lucifer arriving in the arena. Buddy Luv then revealed, that both superstars would be some distance from the arena, where they would be loaded into the back of a semi-trailer. Then, as the trailer drives to the arena, they have to survive, and then exit the trailer once in the arena, where they must fight to the ring, and then snatch the International championship from a pole mounted to a turnbuckle in the ring. The Deputy was backstage, the special enforcer sporting a bandage on his head from his hardcore match early in the night.

Highway to Hell International championship match
Michael Lucifer versus Marz [c]

With cameras mounted in the back of the trailer, Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were able to commentate as Michael Lucifer tossed Marz into the wall across the trailer. Lucifer soon lost his footing, as the trailer navigated the bumpy road, metaphoric of the road to Dead Or Alive 4. Marz went on the attack, using his lower centre of gravity to advantage, but Lucifer grabbed Marz in the death grip, sending him back with a throat thrust! Lucifer tossed Marz into the corner of the trailer, consequently destroying the mounted camera, leaving Buddy Luv and Stat-Man to speculate as the trailer stormed it's way to the arena. Once in the parking lot, it was back to business for the commentary team as an eerie stillness filled the parking lot. Suddenly Michael Lucifer tossed Marz through the doors of the trailer, following, pounding down on Marz, showing some signs of stiffness. The Deputy watched on as Michael Lucifer attacked with hard shots, but Marz countered with a drop toe hold onto the unforgiving concrete. Marz picked Lucifer up, dragging him through the backstage area, using a metal pole to whip him toward the ring. Lucifer managed to shake off the attack, tossing Marz through a table, despite perhaps a knee injury. Making their way to ringside, Michael Lucifer slammed Marz on the metal entrance ramp, when suddenly the Masked Marvel made his way out! The Deputy tried to drive the Marvel away from the action, but he cocobutted the enforcer aside! The Deputy produced a tranquilizer gun, and shot the Masked Marvel in the ass! With the Masked Marvel out cold, the Deputy ripped his mask off, revealing Albert Beefcake! Stat-Man and Buddy Luv bickered about whether or not it was obvious it was the Beefer, while Marz and Michael Lucifer continued toward ringside, Lucifer taking Marz down with a big boot to the back of the head. Lucifer picked Marz up and then dropped him on the outside with a tombstone piledriver! Lucifer picked Marz up again and whipped him into the apron. A battle of punches, as Marz managed to fight Lucifer off with stinging chops between blocks, but Lucifer sent Marz reeling with a throat thrust. It wasn't enough to keep him back, Marz giving it his all to jab Lucifer with a thrust kick, and a swinging neck breaker. Marz used the opportunity, jumping into the ring and going for the turnbuckle, fighting off fatigue, but Lucifer staggered to his feet, and made his way to the apron while Marz climbed to the top rope, and Lucifer grabbed him in the death grip, holding him still! Lucifer then took Marz from the top rope to the outside with a top rope chokeslam, as Buddy Luv, Stat-Man and the crowd went insane! Both men were down on the outside, but began to stir as Lucifer struggled to stand, one of his legs giving out. Marz staggered into the ring past Lucifer, as he tried to pull himself into the ring, unable to do it though, Marz snatching the title and victory from the hands of Lucifer.
Winner: Marz via title retrieval [19:37]

After the show, Marz was joined by Violent J during the celebrations, while Michael Lucifer was taken to the back on a stretcher, accompanied by his wife, Gwen Lucifer.

Tuesday, July 15, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (Jul 15, 2003)

Episode #35

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were ringside as Civil Action kicked off, the crowd on their feet. Stat-Man told Buddy Luv that rumors in the backstage area were that the Masked Marvel would make an important announcement later in the night. Buddy Luv stared blankly and asked Stat-Man if he really didn't know who Mr. Alaska was. Stat-Man told Buddy Luv that he just didn't get it, and turned his attentions backstage, as cameras showed the arrival of Michael Lucifer.

Statix was there as Lucifer headed in, and asked him what happened after last week when he was arrested by security. Statix told Lucifer that he knew for a fact that it had nothing to do with the CEO, and proved to security that it was another case of the hacker. Michael Lucifer nodded in response, and then asked if Statix had seen Gwen yet. He said she wasn't in the arena, which forced the look of interest on Lucifer's face to quickly turn to a deep concern.

The Godfather versus Shaggy 2 Dope
In the ring the Godfather was set to take on former hardcore champion, Shaggy 2 Dope in one on one competition. The two tied up and unloaded on each other with a series of punches, the Godfather asserting himself with a powerful lariat. He hit the ropes and jumped Shaggy, as he jumped to his feet and took Godfather down on the way back with a Japanese arm drag. Shaggy went to work, stomping down on the fallen superstar, before heading to the top rope! The Y2Juggalo took too long, allowing the Godfather time to recover, and take him down from upstairs with a huge press slam. Godfather hit a leg drop, and went for the cover but only got a two count. Godfather picked the Y2Juggalo up for the Pimp drop, but Shaggy slipped out and hit the ropes, taking him down with a spinning heel kick. Shaggy went upstairs once again went off the top with a huge senton bomb, and hooked the leg, scoring for himself a three count.
Winner: Shaggy 2 Dope via pin fall [5:28]

Backstage the Nomad was walking past the coffee table when he stopped and look at the hardcore championship he had over his shoulder. He furrowed his brow before asking himself what the hell he was doing with such a crappy belt. He reminded himself that he was a Grand Slam champion, and tossed the belt in a near by trash can, before preparing himself a large cup of java.

In the offices Michael Lucifer was hunched over his wife's desk when his brother Abel entered. Michael immediately questioned him as to the whereabouts of his wife, which only encouraged laughter from Abel. Abel told his brother that he didn't know, but his friend Statix or maybe one of the other guys might. Michael Lucifer's focus sharpened as he asked what Abel meant by that through clenched teeth. Abel told his brother that he was naive, and that Gwen had been playing him for a sucker, and that he wasn't the only one. Shock spread over the face of the spirit of vengeance, before the familiar stone face returned as he shoved his brother aside and stormed out of the room.

Tito Ortiz versus Marc Scott
Tito Ortiz made his way to the ring with an explanation for his absence. He said that fans were unlucky, because they missed the most amazing unofficial bout of the century, when he defeated Jason Shamrock in a street fight. Ortiz told fans that Shamrock wouldn't be showing up any time soon, as he would probably be in traction for a while. Ortiz said that he was ready to make an impact in ICWW, and he'd start tonight in his match against Marc Scott. Scott didn't seem to agree, racing down to the ring to attack Ortiz from behind with hard shots to the back of the head. Ortiz struck back, unloading with a series of elbow shots to the head. Scott was soon opened up, a gash on his forehead the product of stinging elbow shots from Ortiz. Scott managed to make an offense of his own with a Lou Thesz press, and then tied up with Ortiz, taking him down with a fisherman suplex. Ortiz went to the outside and shook the attack off, before returning with a thai kick assault, taking Scott down with an arm wrench, and following it with an arm bar! Scott managed to grab hold of the ropes, forcing the hold to be broken. Marc Scott took a moment on the outside while Ortiz pumped himself up. Scott produced a chair from ringside and headed into the ring, assaulting Ortiz brutally, forcing the referee to disqualify him.
Winner: Tito Ortiz via disqualification [3:36]

The Masked Marvel strutted his way to the ring to a unconvincing Latin sounding theme. He spoke, again in an unconvincing Spanish accent, and told the fans that his mission objective was almost complete, and he would reveal himself very soon. He said that he believed he would be able to unmask himself at the main event, this very weekend, at Highway to Hell, and told all fans to stay tuned. The Marvel did a little dance in the ring, before strutting his way to the back.

On the big screen Marz appeared out on the street. He slung his International championship over one shoulder and turned to the camera. He said that there was nothing like the cold nights breeze against his skin. He said the cold was a perfect reflection of what he felt, and then a sick smile crept across his face, as he pondered if Michael Lucifer felt the same. He said that they had a lot in common, they were both considered dark men, but there was something that betrayed Michael Lucifer. Marz said he'd like everyone to meet his new friend, and dragged a tied up Gwen Lucifer into screen. Marz dragged her left of screen, revealing that they were on a bridge. Gwen's sobs could be heard, as Marz again turned to screen and asked the question, "I wonder, what would happen if you took away the one thing that matters to the spirit of vengeance?" Marz laughed as the camera faded out.

The Rock made his way to the ring next, accompanied by Chaos Drone. He said that the Nomad was a jabroni, and disgraced the championship he once held. The Rock said that the Nomad made him sick, and at Highway to Hell he would bury him underground, where he belonged. He handed the microphone to Chaos Drone who then said Loopster had been being a real jerk off, and said that at Highway to Hell, he had them signed to a special I suck match! Loopster and Kurt Angle stepped out at the entrance way, and Loopster said he accepted the match, but said that would only prove who the superior one of them was. He then challenged the Rock and Chaos to a tag match, right then and there. The Rock snatched the microphone, and said, "just bring it".

Loopster & Kurt Angle versus Chaos Drone & The Rock
Loopster and Chaos Drone opened the match, awkwardly going to work with overhand chops and slaps. They finally broke it up, and Chaos Drone took Loopster down with a running knee lift. Chaos tagged in to his hero, the Rock, who stomped down on the fallen Loopster, and then started talking smack to Kurt Angle. The Referee kept Angle from stepping through the ropes, as the Rock hit Loopster with snap jab, after snap jab, finishing him with a big slap. He stood over the suck one, and peeled his elbow pad off, throwing it into the crowd before hitting the ropes and connecting with the people's elbow. Chaos jumped up and down on the apron in delight as the Rock squatted, waiting for Loopster to make it to his feet. Loopster staggered in a 180 step, walking right into the Rock Bottom, and a pin. The Rock and Chaos Drone rolled out of the ring and shouted trash, leaving Kurt Angle to check on Loopster, who was on his knees crying in the ring.
Winner: The Rock via pin fall [3:42]

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man discussed the happenings of the night when Buddy Luv again brought up the situation of the Masked Marvel. He again asked Stat-Man what he was talking about, and Stat-Man told him that he had better just shut his mouth otherwise he might have to defy the odds, and overcome his injury. Buddy Luv asked Stat-Man how it was possible for a person to break their wrist hailing a bus, and Stat-Man told him not to underestimate the power of public transport.

The Big Screen once again showed Marz on the bridge who apparently had come up with an ultimatum for Michael Lucifer. He said that he had to make a choice, he could either relinquish his shot at the title at Highway to Hell, or watch his wife plummet into the icy waters below them, and possibly end up with a similar paralyzing injury to what he had. Suddenly out of nowhere Michael Lucifer jumped Marz from behind! He pounded down on him, slamming him onto the concrete sidewalk with a chokeslam! Abel Lucifer was there also, and tried to help Marz, along with some street toughs! Michael Lucifer was mobbed by the group, but burst out from the middle, tearing through all of them! As the street toughs ran away, he attacked his brother, and tossed him over the side of the bridge! Marz struggled into a waiting car, and sped away, leaving the monstrous attack behind from the spirit of vengeance. Lucifer turned to his wife, and ripped the ropes that bound her off, before blocking her attempt to hug him. Confused, Gwen stood on the bridge, as Michael Lucifer walked down the middle of the street, alone, as Civil Action came to an end.

Special mention:
The Spirit of Vengeance was in overtime, as Marz continues to play mind games.

Tuesday, July 8, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (Jul 8, 2003)

Episode #34

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man struggled to fight the noise as Civil Action came on the air. Stat-Man reminded Buddy Luv that the mystery CEO would eliminate someone from the final three contestants in Big Beefer, and speculated that it would be Rockey Rakesh. Buddy Luv wasn't so sure, but was sure that later in the night the International championship would go on the line in what would no doubt be a spectacular match between Marz and Abel, who appeared to be initially working together. Stat-Man agreed that it was odd, but guaranteed Marz would win.

Albert Beefcake's theme hit the PA as the Big Beefer strutted down to the ring, accompanied by the secretary to the CEO - Gwen Lucifer. Albert told fans that the last person to be eliminated from contention would be named, but not before he informed people how the winner would be determined. The mystery CEO would eliminate someone, then the final two will face off in a match at Highway to Hell, with the competition prize money on the line. Gwen Lucifer handed Albert an envelope, which he opened to announce that the superstar eliminated would be Banging.

Oozaru versus Patrick Mannion
Banging's partner Oozaru made his way to the ring next to take on Patrick Mannion. The two goliaths squared up in the ring, tying up in a test of strength, which ended evenly. Mannion went on the attack with a spear, and went to work with the mounted punches over Oozaru. Oozaru managed to turn the tables and beat down on Mannion, picking him up to connect with a devastating clothesline. Mannion jumped to his feet, and went on the attack with punches, driving Oozaru to the corner, where he went on the charge with hard shoulder thrusts. Oozaru staggered away from the corner allowing Mannion to connect with a dropkick to the jaw. Mannion went for a cover, but didn't even get a one. Oozaru sent his opponent off the ropes, and took him down with a big boot to the face. He picked Mannion up for the full nelson bomb, and connected with fierce authority. A cover found him with only a two count. Oozaru tied up for the flatliner, but Mannion managed to power his way out of it and connected with the F-Five. He again went for a cover, but only got a one. A frustrated Patrick Mannion rolled to the outside and produced a table from beneath the ring. Oozaru followed to the outside, cutting him off with clubbing shots to the back, and then backed up for a spear, which was countered into a sidewalk slam through the table, earning Patrick Mannion a disqualification.
Winner: Oozaru via disqualification [6:14]

In the backstage area the Suck Squad were with Kurt Angle and the Rock. Chaos Drone asked the Rock to tell them what he was going to do to the Nomad at Highway to Hell. Loopster interrupted, and said that he was sick of hearing about the Rock, and would rather know if Angle had a match planned. Neither the Rock or Angle had an opportunity to answer the requests as Chaos and Loopster exploded into an argument. Chaos Drone attacked Loopster, slamming him to the ground and going to work with big punches.

Michael Lucifer stormed his way into the arena from the parking lot, accompanied by Statix. Statix told Lucifer that he thought he should really calm down, particularly since he wasn't scheduled to even be in the arena. Lucifer told Statix that he was either with him, or against him, and neither bothered him. Statix told Lucifer that he just thought he shouldn't jump the gun, considering he still didn't have confirmation that Marz or Abel had anything to do with the past months. Statix then brought up the possibility of it being a trap of sorts. He asked Lucifer how hard it would be to manipulate him by provoking him. Lucifer squinted his eyes, before storming away from Statix.

Marc Scott versus The Hurricane
Marc Scott made his way to the ring for a one on one encounter with the Hurricane. Before the super hero tag champ entered Scott took to the microphone. He said that at Highway to Hell he had Statix in a match that probably favoured him, and that was good. He said that he would finally be able to prove just how much of an overrated piece of meat Statix is, and then move on to bigger, and better things. The Hurricane raced down to the ring, and went straight to work, propelling himself into the ring over the top rope with a dropkick. With Scott struggling to his knees Hurricane went off the ropes, and connected with a running bicycle kick. Hurricane scored a two count, and picked Scott up for an Irish whip, which was countered sending Hurricane into the ropes right into a back body drop! Scott stomped down on the Hurricane, before clamping down with a half crab. Hurricane reach the ropes, and tied up in a front face lock looking for a suplex, but found himself countered with a fisherman suplex from Marc Scott. Hurricane was able to kick out, but walked right into the Grudge, which finally allowed Scott to make the cover.
Winner: Marc Scott via pin fall [6:11]

In the offices Gwen Lucifer was struggling with her computer, apparently struck by a virus. Rockey Rakesh entered with Statix, and told her that Statix had a lot of knowledge, and had offered to help. Statix quickly discovered that the ICWW mainframe had been hacked into recently. Gwen asked if Statix knew who it was, and he said that he did not, but he could find out. Rockey Rakesh let out a "smooookin'" as Statix went to work.

Michael Lucifer's theme hit the arena as the spirit of vengeance stalked his way to the ring. He demanded that Marz and Abel come down and face him, then and there. A crucifix lowered from the rafters, and Lucifer asked Marz if he remembered it, because he certainly did. Lucifer said that if Marz did not brave him, then he would know the truth, and go to all lengths to ensure his vengeance was felt, and penance was served. Lucifer then gazed at the large crucifix, and shouted Highway to Hell. He said that everyone was talking about the match, and he would offer some closure. Lucifer told him that his fury would be felt, and the hell fire would cleanse Marz' soul, as he cast upon him his vengeance, and judgment. Suddenly a masked man raced down to the ring, and started taunting Michael Lucifer! The man, who wasn't in very good shape, slapped Michael Lucifer - prompting him to chase him to the backstage area.

The Nomad made his way to the ring next, and took to the microphone. He asked what the hell the last segment was all about. He said he hadn't seen anything as deranged since the last time he fought Loopster. He said that if Lucifer took up any more time with his stalking, and his vengeance, and his being the devil, he could rename the company MLCW. Nomad said that he had the Rock at Highway to Hell, and it wasn't in a fancy hell match, it was just going to the Rock and himself. He said that they didn't need any flashy gimmicks, because he was going to beat Rocky down fair and square, and when he'd done that, he would turn to another area that needed his attention. He said that apparently Chris Benoit had earned a shot at the heavyweight title, which was laughable. The Canadian crippler stepped out at the entrance way, and asked Nomad what his problem was. Nomad told Benoit that in the interest of time saving, he would sum it up and say, "Benoit sucks". Benoit then challenged the Nomad to a match, with his position as number one contender on the line. Nomad turned the offer down, saying he didn't want to inadvertently give the Rock a free meal ticket, but he would take Benoit up on his offer after Highway to Hell, and if he didn't mind, he'd kick his ass now as a preview.

Chris Benoit versus The Nomad
Benoit slid into the ring, as Nomad shot off the ropes and used Benoit's momentum to dive across the ring with a bulldog. Benoit jumped to his feet, and tied up with Nomad, taking him over with an overhead belly to belly suplex. Nomad staggered to his feet and blocked a right hand, countering with a neck breaker. With Benoit down the former world champ stomped down on him, before taunting to the crowd. Benoit took advantage with a waist lock, and sent Nomad over with a German suplex. Benoit tied up with the crossface, attempting to make the Nomad tap out, but to no avail, the Nomad managing to use his free arm to reach for the ropes. Nomad got to his feet, and swung for a crescent kick, but Benoit ducked it and tied up for a belly to belly, which Nomad managed to counter with a double palm to the temples. As Benoit staggered, Nomad dropped him with the crescent kick. He taunted some more, as Benoit struggled to his feet, and walked right into the bible black, and a clean finish with a lateral press.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [6:42]

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were tense as the night's headlining match was moments away. The International champions on the line between Marz and Abel Lucifer, who had originally seemed as though they were teaming, but now that was in the air. Stat-Man proclaimed that it was a great match of strength and power, against speed and skill, something Buddy Luv did not agree with. He felt that with the two egos involved it was a lose-lose situation. Stat-Man accused Buddy Luv of being cynical.

International Championship match
Marz [c] versus Abel Lucifer
The International champion sauntered his way to the ring, in now eager hurry to put his title on the line against the much larger, Abel Lucifer. Abel made his way to the ring and stepped over the top rope in intimidating fashion. Abel went straight to work, attacking Marz with jabs and body rips, before taking the champ down with an axe kick. He picked Marz up slowly, and sent him straight back down to the mat with a devastating throat thrust. Marz staggered to his feet, heading for the corner where Abel found the tables turned when Marz countered an offensive attack into a head scissor takeover. Marz continued to use the pace in his favour, going off the turnbuckle with his trademark springboard kick. With Abel down he went to the top rope, and went off with a frog splash into a pin attempt, which was rolled over by Abel into a two count! The got to their feet, and Abel kicked Marz in the midsection and dropped him with a powerbomb! Abel went off the ropes and looked for a big elbow drop, but Marz rolled out of the ring, leaving Abel to drive the point of his elbow into nothing but empty mat. Marz retrieved a chair from ringside, and rolled back in, using the chair to decimate Abel! The big man was reeling, but somehow managed to drop Marz with a chokeslam. With both men down the crowd was tense, as Abel crawled over to Marz and threw his arm over, but only scored a two and a half count! Both men staggered to their feet, and Marz raked the eyes of Abel, and tried to hit the spiral bomb, but didn't have the strength. He set a chair up behind him, and sent Abel into the opposite ropes, using Abel's momentum to monkey toss him right onto the set up chair! With that done Marz collapsed on Abel, scoring the three count.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [11:32]

Marz struggled to his feet to have the referee raise his hand, when Michael Lucifer ran down to the ring and started attacking both his brother and Marz! Michael tore the padding off the turnbuckle, exposing the steel bracket, and drove Marz head first into it, ripping his forehead open! Lucifer then smeared the International championship with Marz' blood, before tossing it at the fallen champ.

Special mention:
Marc Scott picks up a much needed win on his way to Highway to Hell, where he will face the sensation.

Friday, July 4, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (Jul 4, 2003)

Episode #38

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were ring-side for the all new look Aftershock! They discussed Civil Action and the brutal attack made by Michael Lucifer against Marz, who was inadvertently saved by Michael's brother, Abel! They speculated some further developments in the night, and also had a merry word for the date, July fourth! They said that Kurt Angle had a special announcement later in the night for the occasion.

Enter the Statix.
Green pyros shot across the entrance as the sensation made his way to the ring, with something on his mind. Statix took a microphone, and asked the crowd if they believed in fate. At that moment Kurt Angle's theme music hit the PA, and the Olympic hero made his way to the ring with a big smile across his face. Angle jumped into the ring and basked in the glow of the crowd, before telling Statix he'd take it from there. Statix glared at Angle, who was apparently oblivious to the situation, instead focusing his attention on reminding fans that he was an American hero. He said that it was a very special day for Americans everywhere, but not just Americans. Angle said that today was a day that celebrated liberation, and independence, and there were people all around the world experiencing that. Statix snatched the microphone from Angle, prompting the Olympian to furrow his brow. He asked Statix what the hell he thought he was doing, he asked if Statix knew who he was standing in the ring with.

Kurt Angle versus Statix
Statix threw the first punch, following it up with a barrage of elbows, before whipping Angle into the ropes. Statix hit the mat as Angle went over, and was caught on the way back with a monkey toss. Statix continued the pace, following it up with the rolling thunder, causing himself some back problems. Angle made it to his feet, taking Statix down with a fireman's carry, taking the opportunity to clamp down with the ankle lock! Statix scrambled for the ropes, desperate to protect his biggest in-ring commodity, being his vertical base. Angle again looked to take the ankle, but earned himself a boot to the face for his troubles. Statix continued the assault, striking him with a spinning heel kick, before following up with a jump swinging DDT. Statix ran up the turnbuckle, using it to propel him through the air for a springboard moonsault. Statix held his mid-section, as Angle staggered to his feet and hit Statix with a belly to back suplex. Both men were down, slowly making their way to a vertical base. Statix took Angle down with the Static slam, and went upstairs, finishing up with a frog splash.
Winner: Statix via pin fall [4:29]

Backstage Chris Benoit and Marc Scott were having a friendly conversation in the hallway when suddenly Dez Burnett burst out of a locker room, and slammed into the hallway wall. Michael Lucifer stepped out looking furious, and demanded to know where the two jackals were. Lucifer continued to assault Burnett, before heading in the direction of the parking lot.

Chris Jericho was near by, and asked who the hell Lucifer thought he was. He said that he couldn't just beat him in the grand tour, and then strut around attacking people and thinking he was boss. The Godfather told Jericho that he had been in the ring with Lucifer, and he didn't think it was a good idea to bother him. Jericho frowned, and asked Godfather who he thought he was. Jericho told him that he was an ass clown peasant, and he should bow down to his king of the world. The Godfather laughed and told Jericho that it was all good, which apparently upset the king, who told him that he'd be his jester in the ring later in the night.

The Hurricane versus Banging
Fans stood back as the Hurricane came blowing in! ICWW's super hero gave fans the thumbs up as he wooshed his way to the ring for a one on one encounter with tag team contender Banging, who was a victim of a sinister attack by the tag champs on Civil Action. Banging wasted no time getting the match underway, exchanging punches with the Hurricane, before gaining the upper hand and dropping him with a vertical suplex. Banging hit the ropes, looking for a big leg drop, but Hurricane managed to scramble out of the way, and shot Banging into the ropes. Banging looked for a clothesline, but Hurricane managed to dodge it and counter with a floating neck breaker. Hurricane made a cover, but only got a two count, prompting him to make the mounted punches. The referee broke the attack, giving Banging the opportunity to strike Hurricane with an axe kick. It wasn't smooth enough to hold Hurricane back, who dropped Banging with a toe kick, and then went off the ropes, connecting with a bicycle kick! He again went for the cover, but got two and a half. He brought Banging to his feet, and clamped down for what was set to be a chokeslam, but Banging nailed the hero with a boot to the gut, and slammed him with a DDT! Banging climbed the turnbuckle, and as Hurricane staggered to his feet, launched a missile dropkick! Banging rolled Hurricane up, and scored the three count.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [8:14]

The Nomad arrived in the arena with his duffle bag, as Michael Lucifer could be heard in the background shouting and hitting cars. Shane Altmann approached Nomad and asked him what his thoughts were on the Rock, and Highway to Hell. Nomad told Altmann that it was clear to him, the Rock was pathetic. Nomad said he couldn't handle the big leagues six months ago, and he sure as hell couldn't handle them now. Nomad pondered, and admitted that he might be intimidated too, seeing that the Nomad was such a dominating force. Nomad said that he had beaten the best; Marz, Violent J, Michael Lucifer, and some of the worst, like perhaps Loopster and The Rock. Nomad told Altmann that the Rock couldn't handle him, he never would be able to, and as far as him this was just an opportunity to notch one more jobber in his barrel. The Suck Squad pushed Altmann aside, and approached the Nomad. They asked him what he thought he was doing bagging the Rock. They reminded Nomad that he was a former Eurasian, and hardcore champion, a title Nomad had never held. Nomad frowned, and asked the Squad what they thought they were doing. Chaos Drone said that the Rock supported them, and the Nomad was nothing more than a hate machine, giving people hate food. The Nomad agreed that he definitely hated them, and smacked Loopster across the head. Loopster told Nomad that he couldn't get away with that, and unconfidently challenged him to a match. Nomad laughed, and walked away.

Chris Jericho versus The Godfather
The King of the World made his entrance, and took a microphone to say a few words, only to have the Godfather's music interrupt, as the ho-train master made his way out on the entrance, accompanied by some of his finest ladies. Jericho scrunched his face up, looking bewildered at the Godfather's entrance. With the pimp daddy in the ring, Jericho shoved him and asked him what the hell he was doing. Godfather sheepishly grinned and shrugged, as Jericho threw a wild right hand. Jericho sent the Godfather off the ropes, only to find himself on the receiving end of a ho-train running splash! Jericho staggered to his feet while the Godfather danced it up for the crowd. Jericho attack from behind, slamming the Godfather down with a face buster, before getting serious with an attempt at a lionsault early on. Godfather escaped the move, leaving Jericho to land nimbly on his feet. Godfather swung for a haymaker, but Jericho ducked it, countering into a front russian leg sweep. Jericho made a cover, but only got a one. He picked Godfather up, and went for the Irish whip, only to have it countered. Godfather caught Jericho on the back with a high leg clothesline, and went off the ropes, planting a big leg drop! Godfather backed up into the corner and started running on the spot, charging as Jericho staggered to his feet for the pimp drop! Godfather made the cover, as the arena counted along with the three. Godfather remained in the ring dancing with his ladies as Jericho had a tantrum on his way up the aisle, clearly not happy with another loss.
Winner: The Godfather via pin fall [5:34]

In the offices Gwen Lucifer was looking concerned when her husband burst into the room. He demanded to know if she had seen Marz or Abel, and she told him to calm down. She said that she hadn't seen them anywhere, and he shouldn't be so hasty. Lucifer peered through the darkness around his eyes, and told his wife that he could not be at peace until he brought them to justice, before storming out. Rockey Rakesh entered and asked if everything was alright, and Gwen told Rakesh that it was just Michael being Michael. Rakesh laughed, but supported his bhai. Gwen then asked Rakesh if he knew anything about computers, because after getting her last e-mail from the mystery CEO, she had been having problems. Rakesh asked what the e-mail was regarding, and Gwen told him that next week on Civil Action, Abel Lucifer would have an International title shot against Marz!

Oozaru versus Marc Scott
Marc Scott made his way to the ring to face off against Oozaru in a pre-signed matched. The Aussie wasn't showing any physical signs from the double team he suffered at the hands of the tag team champions on Civil Action. The two men sized each other up, tying up, with Oozaru gaining the strong hand. He shot Scott in the stomach with a hard boot, and took him down with a hard clothesline. Oozaru taunted to the crowd, before picking Scott up for a powerbomb. Scott managed to fight his way out of the gut wrench, hammering with hard shots to the body, and a perfect standing dropkick! He went for the cover, but Oozaru kicked out at one. Scott went off the ropes, only to be caught by Oozaru with a chokeslam! Oozaru laughed and said that it wasn't over, picking Scott up for a full nelson bomb. He made the cover, scoring an easy three with a cocky pin. The tag team champions raced down to the ring, but this time the Aussie giant came out on top. Throwing all three opponents out of the ring, and roaring with aggression.
Winner: Oozaru via pin fall [3:15]

Albert Beefcake strutted to the ring as the Rar Rap hit the arena. Indeed they were dealing with the factor, as Albert had a special Big Beefer announcement. He reminded fans that it was now down to the final three of; Banging, Shaggy 2 Dope and Rockey. Albert said that each superstar was asked who they wanted eliminated, which would be revealed exclusively in the Rar Report, however, another elimination would be determined via a decision from the mystery CEO. The first interference from the CEO in the competition, in it's eight rounds. Albert wished all three luck, before busting his way to the back.

Loopster versus The Nomad
Loopster made his way to the ring accompanied by his Suck Squad partner, Chaos Drone. The Suck One hit the ropes, having not performed a lot in the past months, while awaiting the arrival of the Nomad. The former International champion entered the ring with a smirk on his face, as he eyed his competition. The bell sounded, and after a brief stand-off, Loopster went on the attack, looking for what seemed to be the Suck Factor, but was countered into a short powerbomb by the Nomad. Nomad tied up with a figure four leglock on Loopster, to which he tapped out to almost instantly.
Winner: The Nomad via submission [0:59]

A wall of fire burst up at the entrance as the Spirit of Vengeance made his way to the ring, Michael Lucifer. He stood in the ring, peering out at the audience through heavy set eyes. He called the International champion, and his brother Abel out, but was only met with the world champ, Marz. He entered the ring and matched the stare of Lucifer. Michael told him that in his hand he held a leather strap. He told Marz that it was attached to him, and soon Marz would be bound to it, just as vengeance was bound to his soul, so that he may know retribution at his hand. Marz snatched the mic. and said if it was a strap match Lucifer wanted, he was game.

Four Corners Strap match
Michael Lucifer versus Marz
The Referee bound the strap around Marz' wrist, and the bell sounded. Lucifer lunged at the world champ, who used his speed advantage to avoid the grasp of Lucifer. Eventually Lucifer used the strap to jerk Marz closer, and strike him with a throat thrust. He picked Marz up, slamming him into the turnbuckle with a throat toss, and continued the assault with a barrage of punches, and another throat toss, sending him across the ring. Lucifer stomped down on Marz, apparently showing no concern for winning the match, but rather, exacting revenge. Marz managed to nail Lucifer with a low blow, and swing the momentum in his favour as he attacked Lucifer with punches of his own, before dropping him with a double arm DDT. Marz tagged his first turnbuckle, and went back to work on Lucifer, using the strap to choke him out. Lucifer managed to maneuver Marz in front of him, and slammed him down with a chokeslam. Both men were down, Lucifer gaping for air, before walking right into a springboard kick off the second rope from the world champion. Marz tagged a second turnbuckle, before climbing it and launching himself with a cross body block! Lucifer caught the world champ, and drove him spine first into the turnbuckle, and slammed him to the mat with a back breaker. Lucifer attempted to tag his first turnbuckle, but Marz yanked the strap back. Lucifer clamped down on Marz with a death grip, and again looked like he would chokeslam Marz, but instead fell victim to a second low blow! Marz tagged his third turnbuckle, and then turned to use the strap as a whipping weapon! Michael Lucifer snatched the strap out of Marz' hand, and loomed over him, using his strength to press Marz above his head, and toss him into the corner. Marz was able to tag the turnbuckle, earning him the win.
Winner: Marz via 4-0 turnbuckles [10:49]

Lucifer shoved the referee away, continuing the assault against Marz with a tombstone piledriver! He dragged Marz to his feet and wrapped the strap around his throat, before tossing him over the top rope to the outside, and effectively hanging him! The strap snapped, allowing Marz to fall to the outside, as Lucifer remained in the ring, his eyes rolled back and an evil smirk creeping across his face, as Aftershock came to an end on this breezy independence day.

Special mention:
Abel Lucifer will receive a shot at the International title belt, next week on Civil Action!

Tuesday, July 1, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (Jul 1, 2003)


Episode #33

Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were ring-side to call all the action for the new look Civil Action! The crowd was pumped as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man discussed things, including the out with the red, and in with the black and white for Civil Action. Stat-Man said that statistically speaking it was a vast improvement. Buddy Luv agreed, and also agreed that it was a vast improvement with Rhyno holding the heavyweight championship, taking Statix on in a non-title fight. Stat-Man mentioned a match between Marc Scott and Chris Benoit, and said that he was under the impression that these two were becoming quite good friends outside the ring.

Albert Beefcake's raring theme music hit the arena next as the Alaskan stud strutted his way to the ring, for the next elimination in the Big Beefer competition. He announced that this round's elimination went down with a steep seventy-one percent of votes, and he was none other than, Loopster! Albert then reminded fans that they were on the serious end of the stick, with the final three left! Banging, Rockey Rakesh and Shaggy 2 Dope! He told fans that nominations would be announced on the new Aftershock.

Tag team champions, Matt Hardy and the Hurricane, made their way down to the ring next. They said that they'd been thinking about the situation and had a proposition for the Pacific Connection. Oozaru and Banging made their way to the ring, looking inquisitive. Hardy said that since Oozaru and Banging displayed some signs of Mattitude, they had a special offer for them. They would grant them a tag team title shot at Highway to Hell, if they could have a handicapped match against one of them. Banging and Oozaru looked puzzled, and Hurricane assured them that there was no catch, just have the match, and they get a shot. Oozaru and Banging conversed, and Oozaru said that he would take them on.

Handicap match
Matt Hardy & The Hurricane versus Oozaru
Banging slipped to the outside as the Hurricane took his place on the apron. ICWW handicap rules give the solo star a chance, with the team having to tag their partner in. Oozaru and Hardy tied up, Oozaru getting the advantage with a knee to the gut, which he converted into a devastating gut wrench powerbomb! Hardy hit the ropes, striking the Aussie giant with a clothesline, and tagged into his partner Hurricane. They looked to double team Oozaru, but found themselves on the receiving end of a double clothesline! Oozaru went for the legal man in Hurricane, sending him into the ropes but missed with the clothesline, giving Hurricane the opportunity to drop him with the floating neck breaker! The super hero stomped down on his fallen foe, before tagging into his partner. Hardy went off the second rope with a leg drop, slamming down on the Aussie. He picked him up, locking up in a front face lock, but Oozaru countered with a chokeslam! Both superstars stayed on the mat, but Hardy managed to make the tag, bringing Hurricane in who connected with the eye of the hurricane! Hurricane made the tag once more, leaving Matt Hardy to hit the twist of fate for good measure, before rolling Oozaru up. The assault continued, with the tag champs stomping down on Oozaru, with Banging trying to make the save, but getting a double teaming of his own.
Winner: Matt Hardy via pin fall [6:47]

Backstage Chris Benoit approached Rhyno. He said that tonight he faced Marc Scott, and Rhyno would face Statix. The crippler told Rhyno that if he didn't want to see him turning up during his match, then the same better go for him. Benoit said that he enjoyed tag teaming with Rhyno, and he'd be extremely disappointed if things had to turn sour, because there was no mistake that he would take Rhyno down with unrelenting, toothless aggression. Rhyno growled, before goring Benoit straight into the hallway wall! Officials were near by, and kept the two superstars apart.

Elsewhere The Rock was captivating an audience of Loopster, Chaos Drone and Kurt Angle. The Rock said he was in the arena to watch the Nomad in his match, because he admitted he'd been out of this caliber of competition for a while. The Rock said that the Nomad might not be a total pushover. The Rock said that the Nomad might make the Rock work up a little sweat. But if there was one thing the Nomad would not do, is beat the Rock again. Kurt Angle asked the Rock if he wanted to be a part of a new team Angle. The Rock told Angle to shut his mouth, and know his role.

The Nomad versus The Godfather
The Godfather grooved his way to the ring accompanied by his ladies for his second in-ring experience, this time against the Nomad. Dancing in the ring was soon interrupted when the Nomad raced to the ring, kicking things off. Nomad took Godfather down with a bulldog and taunted to the crowd, leaving him open for an atomic drop. The Godfather stomped down on the Nomad, before he forced the Godfather back with a right hand, and struck him with a crescent kick! Nomad picked him up looking for a whip, but Godfather countered, clamping down with a sleeper hold. The Nomad started to fade, but found a second wind, taking the Godfather down with a snap mare, and a spinal tap kick! The Nomad tied up, and dropped the Godfather with the Bible Black, and scored the cover. With the match over, the Deputy raced down to the ring, and rounded up the Godfather's ladies, taking them to the back with him while waving his nightstick.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [5:11]

Tito Ortiz made his way to the ring next, and called out Jason Shamrock. The hardcore champion made himself present, and asked what Ortiz wanted. Ortiz challenged Shamrock to a shot for his hardcore title. Shamrock got in Ortiz' face, and asked for one good reason. Ortiz told Shamrock that he didn't have much of a say in the matter, because the title, although not many realised, still carried the 24/7 rule.

Hardcore championship challenge
Tito Ortiz versus Jason Shamrock [c]
Ortiz attacked Shamrock with a brutal elbow shot, and continued to drive him toward the turnbuckle with violent body rips and elbow shots. Shamrock found himself busted open very early, from the stinging elbow shots to the head. Ortiz rolled to the outside, and snatched a chair from ringside, but ran right into a drop kick from the hardcore champ. Shamrock clamped down with the ankle lock, as Ortiz desperately scrambled for the bottom rope. He managed to roll over, kicking Shamrock off, and then was onto his feet. He used the steel chair to absolutely wipe Shamrock out, but collapsed with his ankle clearly giving him trouble. Suddenly the Y2Juggalo countdown blasted into the arena and Shaggy 2 Dope raced down to the ring, and hit the psycho flip on both men! He covered Shamrock, and scored the three count, the referee awarding him the championship before he ran to the backstage area, championship in hand.
Winner: Shaggy 2 Dope via pin fall [10:42]

In the offices Gwen Lucifer was sitting at her desk when Albert Beefcake entered. He asked Gwen if she had seen her husband Michael Lucifer anywhere. She told him that she hadn't seen him since last week, and admitted to being a little concerned. Albert pondered out loud that he may've been abducted, but then admitted it was more likely he was still rarred off about Marz. Gwen asked him what he was talking about, and he told her he had told Lucifer that Marz was responsible for all the attacks on him. Gwen looked concerned, and asked Albert to keep an eye on Marz personally for her. He said he would be happy to keep a watchful eye under the fiendish Juggalo. As Albo left, Gwen was surprised to get an e-mail from the mystery CEO, that told her she should make it known that Ironize and Statix would face each other in a match for Highway to Hell, under regular, disqualification rules.

In the locker rooms Chris Jericho entered and told the ass clown peasants to bow before their king. Dez Burnett asked Jericho who he thought he was, to which Jericho furrowed his brow and shouted that he was the king of the world! He attacked Burnett, throwing him into the wall and then using a wooden bench to beat down on him. Devon Storm danced and cheered Jericho on.

Chris Benoit versus Marc Scott
In the ring the number one contender for the heavyweight championship limped his way to the ring, showing some signs of the attack made against him by his former tag team partner earlier. Marc Scott wasted no time getting to the ring, and taking full advantage of a quick start over the injured wolverine. He went to work on the body with hard shots, and sent Benoit off the ropes, taking him down with a hard flapjack. Benoit winced as he felt the effects of the flapjack, followed by a big knee drop. Scott went for the cover, but only scored a two count, prompting him to encourage a faster count from the ref. Benoit took the time to gather his strength, taking Scott down with a snap suplex. Benoit pulled Scott to his feet with a waist lock, and slammed him down hard once again with a German suplex with a bridge. He rolled over, looking for a second successive German, but Scott countered the move with a stunner. Both men were down, as Benoit crawled over to Scott and locked up with the crippler crossface! Scott fought the hold, managing to reach the ropes and break the hold. Benoit stomped down on Scott, and looked to clamp down once again with the crossface! Scott used his free hand to rake the eyes of Benoit, buying the time to stagger to his feet, and drop Benoit with the grudge, leaving him ripe for a cover.
Winner: Marc Scott via pin fall [6:49]

Cameras turned to the backstage area where the International champion was entering the locker rooms. Michael Lucifer appeared out of nowhere and attack the champ, pounding down on him with savage right hands! He picked Marz up above his head in a military press, and dropped to one knee, looking to do what Oozaru did long ago, and bust the ribs up of Marz! Without warning Lucifer was attacked from behind, and Marz fell safely to the ground as Abel Lucifer beat down on his brother! Both Marz and Abel stomped down as Michael did all he could to cover up. Marz said he didn't know what Lucifer's problem was, before spitting blood at him and leaving.

Rhyno versus Statix
The Heavyweight champion made his way to the ring for a non-title match up against the Sensation, and man many consider should have been in the running for the title - Enter the Statix. Statix entered the ring and stared over to Rhyno, as the referee took the heavyweight championship belt away. Statix shot off the ropes and struck hard with a spinning heel kick, knocking Rhyno down. Keeping the pace fast, Statix hit the ropes again, and brought his body weight down on the heavyweight champion with the rolling thunder. Statix went for a cover but only scored a two count. Rhyno made it to his feet, as Statix hit the ropes again, this time finding himself on the wrong end of a spinebuster. Rhyno stomped down on Statix, before slamming him down with a double powerbomb. Statix managed to kick out of the bridge right at the last second. The sensation tried to strike Rhyno down with a thrust kick, but Rhyno fell with it into the ropes, and slammed Statix down with the gore on the return. Rhyno covered with a lateral press, getting the three count.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [3:42]

Special mention:
The Australian giant, Oozaru, does his best when he takes on the combined forces of the tag team champions.