Wednesday, January 29, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (01/28/03)

ICWW: CIVIL ACTION                      JANUARY 28, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action went on the air with Buddy Luv and Stat-Man in the commentary booth. They were pumped about the match to name a number one contender for Worlds Collide, the rookie sensation Statix, against the Y2Juggalo - Violent J! Suddenly the count down started up on the big screen, but it wasn't the Y2Juggalo, it was Y2Jericho! Jericho made his way to the ring and took a microphone. He said that Chris Jericho had come back to ICWW because it was in desperate need of a hero. Rockey came out and said that ICWW already had a hero, and his name was Rockey! Jericho asked if this hero was capable of defending the belt around his waist - Rockey said yes. The encounter didn't last long, Jericho looked for the walls early, but Rockey managed to fight his way out and use the hardcore championship as a weapon! Rockey finished it with a powerbomb.
 
Backstage in the parking lot, Y2Juggalo pulled up alongside Mickdust who was walking buy. Violent J rolled up alongside and yelled "oh you didn't know?" at Mickdust. He stopped confused and J told him his ass better call somebody. Mickdust asked what J wanted and he said, "it's me, it's me it's that champ of the JC, as it is plain to see, sittin in my cart like a VIP". Mickdust asked Violent J what he wanted, and J told him that he thinks Marz is a traitor and is really the mystery attacker.
 
Chaos Drone made his way to the ring to face Loopster in a non-title match up. Chaos was cautious getting in the ring, something Loopster capitalized on with a hard axe handle smash to the back. Chaos recovered and sent the Eurasian champion into the ropes, dropping him with a hard flapjack. Loopster attempted to mount another offensive with a loop screw, but Chaos Drone struck back with hard chops, and then dropped him with a spike piledriver! The Drone went for a hard top rope elbow drop, but Loopster ducked out of the way and hit the something factor! Chaos Drone kicked out of a pin, and when Loopster picked up he fought back, managing to drop the Eurasian champion with a stunner and pick up the pinfall for the Old Blood.
 
Mickdust made his way to the ring next with a microphone and called out Marz. The fellow Old Blood member made his way to the ring with a stern look on his face, Mickdust said he had received reports that said he was the mystery attacker. Marz got in Mickdust's face and said he wasn't the mystery attacker. Mickdust got even closer and took a deep breath before saying he wasn't so sure about that. Marz turned away, and then nailed Mickdust with a right hand! The owner of ICWW was shocked and called for the bell as he slammed Marz with a hard clothesline. Marz got to his feet and went off the ropes and hit a hard diving forearm, but Mickdust got right back to it and took it to the National champ with an inverted atomic drop! Marz recovered and dropped the bizarre Mickdust with a powerbomb, and then scored the cover.
 
Just behind the entrance area The Nomad was with Shane Altmann who asked him about his tag team match at Worlds Collide. The Nomad said he was still a little surprised that the match was signed, but he was ready to kick some ass not just for ICWW, but for himself too. Nomad then told Altmann that he had to attend to just such a matter against Rhyno right then and there.
 
In the ring Rhyno awaited the entrance of the Nomad, who entered to a great crowd response. They tied up, but Rhyno's sheer power sent the Nomad down to the mat. Nomad went off the ropes and slid under Rhyno, allowing him to score the bulldog from behind. Nomad sent Rhyno into the ropes and then caught him with a crescent kick! Suddenly the lights went out and the music that had been heard so often recently filled the arena, as someone could be heard to be beaten. The lights came back on and the Nomad was down and out, which prompted Rhyno to drop and make the cover, scoring a successful three count fall win for the Old Blood.
 
In the main event Statix and Violent J made their way to the ring for the heavyweight title tournament final. The winner would go on to face Jason Shamrock at Worlds Collide for the ICWW world heavyweight championship. Statix started the match fast with a flying kamikaze clothesline, and followed up with a stunning drop kick sending Violent J over the top rope. J paced outside the ring, before sliding back in and going to with with a hard toe kick. He dropped the rookie sensation with a spinning neck breaker, and then picked him up and hung him on the turn buckle  scoring the tree of woe! Statix staggered to his feet, and avoided a spear attempt, which gave him time to hit a full nelson bomb. He picked Violent J up and dropped him with the Static Slam, but it wasn't enough, only giving Statix a two and a half fall. Violent J kicked Statix with a low blow, and then hooked up for a powerbomb, but Statix countered with a back body drop! Statix hit the blood bomb and scored the pinfall to become the number one contender! Suddenly the Old Blood's music hit and Rhyno and Banging raced down to the ring. Rhyno handed Statix an Old Blood t-shirt which he took as the two hugged in the middle of the ring, leaving a staggering Violent J stunned as ICWW: Civil Action came to an end with the Old Blood standing tall! 

Hardcore [Hardcore] - Rockey [c] d. Chris Jericho
Chaos Drone d. Loopster
Marz d. Mickdust
Rhyno d. The Nomad
Hardcore #1 contender - Statix d. Violent J

Special mention:
 Statix shocks all and joins the Old Blood after winning a shot at the heavyweight title at Worlds Collide!

Saturday, January 25, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (01/24/03)

ICWW: AFTERSHOCK                      JANUARY 24, 2003

Buddy Luv offered a bruised welcome to fans in the ICWW arena, still recovering from a brutal attack while hosting the Squared Circle Zone. He recounted the attack, and offered speculation that someone would likely again be attacked in the night on Aftershock.
 
Buddy Luv was cut short as the familiar music of Mickdust sounded through the arena  Mickdust made his bizarre entrance, taking a microphone when he reached the ring. He said that on Civil Action Loopster had attacked him brutally, so as a little pay back Mickdust demanded a Eurasian championship title match at Worlds Collide. Loopster entered at the arena and said he was happy to whip his ass at Worlds Collide, Mickdust took in a deep breath. Loopster continued and said that surely Mickdust wanted more than a title shot at WC, and offered him an opportunity for revenge right then and there. Mickdust accepted the opportunity. Loopster slid into the ring as Mickdust began stomping away on the Eurasian champion. Mickdust sent Loopster into the ropes and hit the big boot, and then lined up for a chokeslam, but Loopster kicked out of the hold. Loopster went for a dropkick and sent Lucifer reeling, but Mickdust recovered and threw Loopster over the top rope and stood in the middle of the ring rubbing himself. Suddenly the lights went out and that chilling, disorientating music blasted over the ICWW PA system. When the lights finally came on Mickdust was lying in the middle of the ring out cold. Loopster slid back in and pinned.
 
In the locker rooms Violent J was with the Nomad. He said that tonight he had to fight Jesseman and that would be okay, because he knew that the un-ICWW ways of the Old Blood were no match for their nationalistic, and pure ICWW ways. J told Nomad that he heard the crowd cheer for Mickdust, and said they typified an American crowd, cheering for the bad guy. He said they're lazy, unappreciative and unresponsive. J told Nomad that at Worlds Collide he would team with him and take home the tag team championships once again because the greedy Americans wanted more, so they'd give them more! Nomad asked J why he was wearing an American flag T-shirt if he hated them so much. J stared down at the flag on his shirt and asked what Nomad was talking about, the flag was upside down, it was an obvious statement! Nomad shook his head and walked out. Violent J muttered to himself, "what a weird guy, he obviously doesn't know Canada is the greatest super power in the world."
 
Jesseman raced his way to the ring much to the delight of Stat-Man in the commentary booth ready to face off against the Nomad! Nomad started the match with a nice bulldog, but the super Jesseman wasn't done, he managed to drop Nomad with a swinging neck breaker. Nomad dropped him with a clothesline, and then sent Jesseman into the ropes and dropped him with another clothesline, and then a nice stinging elbow drop to the sternum. Jesseman staggered to his feet, and Nomad spewed the red myst right in his face and hit the bible black! Jesseman was out on his feet as Nomad picked him up again and sent him into the turnbuckle. There Nomad hooked up for a top rope powerbomb, but Jesseman countered it into a hurricanrana! Nomad was down and out as Jesseman made the surprise victory! Albo raced down to the ring and dropped the big beefer bust on Nomad as the tag champs taunted Nomad.
 
Backstage Rhyno was standing with Banging psyching him up. He said that just then the tag team champions showed Nomad what the Old Blood was all about. He said they were all about old school ass kickings, and they were going to take every title at Worlds Collide. He said he was relying on Banging in particular as the senior member of the Old Blood to take himself to the championship. He had faith in Marz, but he wanted Banging to lead the way. Banging nodded in approval as the two laughed, before getting serious once again. Rhyno said that he didn't know who the mystery attacker was, but it was obvious he was against them after he had attacked only Chaos Drone and Mickdust. He warned Banging to be careful because it was obvious this guy was good, but not to be paranoid or afraid.
 
Eric Angle made his way to the ring and said Jason Shamrock had been taking it pretty damn easy since winning the heavyweight belt. He hadn't had to lift a finger, hiding behind his honor and his silly little tournament. Angle said he was a true honorable athlete, and challenged Shamrock to a match right then and there. The heavyweight champion made his way to the ring and stood face to face with Angle. He said there was nothing more important than honor, and told Angle to prepare himself. Shamrock went on the attack with nice Thai kicks, but Angle managed to maneuver away and take the champ down with a nice fireman's carry. Shamrock recovered and got the take down with a nice snapmare, and looked for the ankle lock, but Angle reached the ropes straight away! Angle went into the ropes and hit a shoulder block, and then looked for a belly to belly suplex, but Shamrock reversed the move! Shamrock hit the wipeout and got a three count. He celebrated on the turnbuckle, before hitting the commentary booth.
 
Banging made his way to the ring in the first semi-final of the Shamrock heavyweight championship tournament battle. He was set to take on rookie sensation, and MMAF: Grand Kumite III champion - Statix who made an explosive entrance. The two superstars old and new stood in the ring each staring at the other, as Banging initiated the assault with a hard shot and then an irish whip. Statix jumped his opponent, but then on the way back was taken with a Samoan drop! Statix went back on the offensive with a nice swinging neck breaker and then tied up and dropped Banging with the Blood Bomb. Banging looked for a surprise Kiwi Bomb, but was countered into a Static Slam! The rookie sensation got the cover for the upset victory, with Banging out cold in the middle of the ring, needing assistance to be stretchered to the back.
 
Next the headlining match was a semi-final of the heavyweight title tournament as the former tag team champions Marz and Violent J faced off in one on one competition. Marz waited in the ring as the countdown started on the big screen, with Violent J backing his VIP cart down to the ring. From there the JCW champion was explosive taking Marz down with a hard clothesline. Marz jumped to his feet and dropped Violent J with a belly to back suplex, and then followed up with a running DDT. Violent J went back on the offensive with a vertical suplex, but Marz still had fight left in him managing to hit a powerbomb! With Violent J using the ropes to get to his feet Marz looked for the 619, but J ducked out of the way and caught Marz with a bulldog takedown! From there J hit the psycho flip and scored the pin fall to advance to the finals for the title.

Loopster d. Mickdust
Jesseman d. The Nomad
Jason Shamrock d. Eric Angle
Contender tournament - Statix d. Banging
Contender tournament - Violent J d. Marz

The Beefer says:
 "This time a Super Friend was attacked. It might be time to call out the RSI on this one baby, rar!"

Friday, January 24, 2003

MMAF: GRAND KUMITE IV

Points: Knock down 3 - Pin fall 4 - Knock out 5 - Tap 10
 
MMAF: GRAND KUMITE IV
The fourth kumite revisits the sixteen man tournament of the first ever
Grand Kumite, and combines the points system of the second to create
an all new Grand Kumite challenge. Each round the number of combatants
will be cut in half, until there stands only two, and then - one champion.

 Loopster
Loopster
 
 Bye
 
Loopster16-12
 Rockey
Rockey
 
 Bye
 
 
 

The Nomad10-9
 The Nomad

The Nomad
 Bye

 
The Nomad15-14
 
 Mickdust
 
Mickdust6-0
 Marz
 
 
Oozaru13-3
 Banging
 
Rhyno13-6
 Rhyno
 
 
Oozaru6-0
 Oozaru
Oozaru8-6
 Ghrimm
 
 
 
Oozaru7-0
 Shawn Michaels
 
 
 
 Chaos Drone

 
 
Violent J
 Jesseman
Violent J13-0
 
 Violent J

ROUND 01
Loopster vs bye
Rockey vs bye
The Nomad vs bye
Mickdust vs Marz
Banging vs Rhyno
Oozaru vs Ghrimm
Shawn Michaels vs Chaos Drone
Jesseman vs Violent J
ROUND 02
Loopster vs Rockey
The Nomad vs Mickdust
Rhyno vs Oozaru
bye vs Violent J
QUARTER FINALS
Loopster vs The Nomad
TBA vs Violent J
 
SEMI FINALS
The Nomad vs Oozaru

GRAND KUMITE FINAL
VERSUS

 

Oozaru d. Ghrimm
via KNOCK OUT [20-01-03]
Mickdust d. Marz
via DISQUALIFICATION [20-01-03]
Loopster
via BYE [20-01-03]
Rockey
via BYE [20-01-03]
The Nomad
via BYE [20-01-03]
Mickdust d. The Nomad
via KNOCK OUT [20-01-03]
Rhyno d. Banging
via PIN FALL [21-01-03]
Loopster d. Rockey
via PIN FALL [21-01-03]
Violent J d. Jesseman
via PIN FALL [22-01-03]
Shawn Micheals & Chaos Drone
via NO CONTEST [22-01-03]
Violent J
via BYE [22-01-03]
Oozaru d. Rhyno
via DISQUALIFICATION [23-01-03]
Oozaru d. Violent J
via PIN FALL [23-01-03]
Oozaru d. The Nomad
via PIN FALL [23-01-03]