ICWW: Civil Action (Apr 29, 2003)

BLOOD BATH!

ICWW: CIVIL ACTION APRIL 29, 2003

Special mention:
Triple H gets put in his place in the lead up to Kingdom Come. Will he be able to survive until his match with Rockey Rakesh?

QUICK RESULTS:
Loopster d. The Hurricane
Rockey Rakesh d. Statix
Shaggy 2 Dope d. Banging
Jason Shamrock d. Violent J

It was hot in the ol' ICWW arena as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man welcomed fans to the packed house for ICWW: Civil Action. With a big line up including Loopster, Rockey, Statix, Shamrock, the Dark Lotus and many more. Stat-Man then informed Buddy Luv that he thought he had seen Banging backstage again. Buddy Luv took the opportunity to inform fans that Banging had been backstage some weeks ago.

Backstage a limousine pulled into the arena parking lot, and out stepped the heavyweight champion Triple H! Shane Altmann approached the champ for questioning, but was quickly shoved away by a concerned looking Triple H.

Loopster headed to the ring accompanied by Dez Burnett to open the show with a match against the Hurricane. The young superstar received a huge ovation as he flew down to the ring, launching himself over the top rope and going for a cross body block fall straight off the bat. Loopster kicked out quickly and went off the ropes looking for a diving forearm, sending the super hero back. Hurricane regained his footing and shot off the ropes with a high flying plancha. Loopster still reeling from the attack attempted to drop Hurricane with a uranagi but didn't have the strength, instead getting whipped into the turnbuckle. The super hero propped him up top looking for a top rope hurracanrana, but in high risk fashion Loopster reversed it into a huge top rope sick factor! It was academic from there, Loopster scoring the pin fall. Hurricane clearly disappointed with the turn around.

In the Dark Lotus locker room Violent J was pleading a case to team leader Marz. He was still boosting for Albert Beefcake, proclaiming that they could be a tag team called the Juggalo Express! A-Train and J-Train! They could steamroll the competition. Marz asked Albert why they should accept him after he lost, particularly when he already let Chaos Drone in. J pleaded one last time, to which Marz responded, "nevermore". Shaggy started clapping in the background.

Next Rockey Rakesh, number one contender for the heavyweight championship belt headed to the ring to take on one of the men who defeated him for the tag belts - Statix. The two squared off in the ring ready to exchange blows. Statix getting the early advantage with hard elbows to the head, and then sent Loopster into the ropes, catching him with an outside crescent kick. Rakesh gathered himself and went on the charge with hard rights and lefts, and finished off with a nice DDT. Statix went on the return with knees to the midsection, and then dropped Rakesh with a nice spinning heel kick. Statix looked set to hit the rolling thunder, but Rakesh put the knees up, taking it to Statix' lower back! Rakesh went on the offensive with another series of punches, and finished it with the Indian powerbomb!

Banging's theme music hit the arena, as the long unseen superstar headed down to the ring. He said that a lot of things had been going on in ICWW while he had been out of the ring, and he couldn't stay backstage without confront at least one of them. Banging called out the Dark Lotus, saying their recent attacks were just plain wrong. Shaggy 2 Dope answered his call alone, clapping up a storm on the way to the ring. He snatched the mic. from Banging and challenged him right there.

Banging stepped back and threw a punch as the bell sounded. The former grand slam champion picked Dope up, and sent him into the ropes, with a dandy Samoan drop follow up, which whipped the crowd into a frenzy! Banging looked to continue the assault, but Shaggy got a thumb to the eye. Dope continued with a hard clothesline, and followed it up with a nice leg drop. Banging got to his feet and hooked up with a front face lock, but Shaggy managed to counter it with a vertical suplex. Taking a minute to clap for the crowd before dropping the big elbow! Banging was reeling but managed to hit the Kiwi bomb, leaving both men down. It was Shaggy who managed to recover first, hitting a frog splash from the top rope and finishing the match with a lateral press. The crowd applauded Banging's effort as the former superstar headed to the back to rethink he strategy.

Shaggy 2 Dope remained in the ring as Violent J's theme hit the arena. The Y2Juggalo headed to the ring, and took a microphone. He congratulated Shaggy on the win, and then asked the crowd if they wanted to see some more Lotus action. The crowd cheered, but J wanted to hear an "ooh what a lovely tea party". J then asked if the crowd wanted to see new tag team champions, and was met with a mixed response. Jason Shamrock's theme started and the two pretended to look scared before dancing to the music. Shamrock raced down to the ring and started attacking Violent J! Shaggy 2 Dope jumped out of the ring and the bell sounded.

Shamrock sent Y2J into the ropes, taking him down with a nice Lou Thesz press. J struck back with a nice swinging neck breaker, and followed up with a snap suplex! Shamrock jumped to his feet and looked furious, encouraging Violent J to back up pleading for mercy, before he dropped to his knees and begged! Shamrock looked out to the crowd and roared at J, but was caught with a low blow before anything could happen. The referee didn't see it, so J went off the ropes and hit the bent over Shamrock with a scissors kick! The crowd went wild as Violent J shot three fingers in the air and hit the J-arooni right in the middle of the ring! Shamrock leapt to his feet and grabbed Violent J, slamming him down with a belly to belly suplex, and then picked him up again - hitting the psycho flip, and a pin! Shaggy 2 Dope jumped in the ring and attacked Shamrock from behind with a steel chair! Shamrock rolled out of the ring and regretfully retreated up the ramp, but the Juggalos took back the mic and challenged Shamrock to a tag title match at Kingdom Come. Shamrock shouted challenging abuse while pointing and nodding.

It was time to play the game as Triple H headed to the ring with his heavyweight championship belt. He said that since finding Edge with the crap beaten out of him, he had been a little worried. He thought that maybe somehow Michael Lucifer was plotting against him, but then he had a revelation. Triple H said that there was no way it could be Lucifer, and not because he was paralyzed. Triple H said that the company was lying about Michael Lucifer, and that in fact he was not paralyzed, but rather dead! He said it was obviously a conspiracy to keep fans with ICWW, and avoid any controversy that might effect sales at Kingdom Come. He said that he crippled Lucifer, and then someone finished him off in the hospital and that was why he was taking so long to recover. He then challenged someone to produce Michael Lucifer, when suddenly the man in question's theme song hit the arena! The crowd went wild with Lucifer chants, but it wasn't the Lucifer expected - instead the new secretary for the CEO, Gwen, stepped out at the entrance. She told Triple H that he was event more of an idiot than he looked if he thought Lucifer was dead. The game laughed, and then challenged Gwen to produce Lucifer on Aftershock, to which she looked shocked! Suddenly a wave of blood splashed down into the ring from the ceiling, covering Triple H from head to toe! The crowd went wild as the saturated champ struggled on the ground, covered in blood as CA came to an end!