LAST CA IN THE LEAD UP TO BREAKING POINT!
ICWW: CIVIL ACTION FEBRUARY 25, 2003
Special mention:
Matt Hardy surprised all when he unleashed the full force of Mattitude on Chaos Drone to become the new hardcore champion!
QUICK RESULTS:
Billionaire d. Superfly
Oozaru d. Albert Beefcake
[Hardcore] - Matt Hardy d. Chaos Drone (c)
Loopster d. Violent J
Marz d. Chris Jericho
The ICWW clock counted up from "6" to "7" with Buddy Luv and Stat-Man in the commentary booth very excited about the second to last outing before Breaking Point. Buddy Luv said he wasn't sure what the clock was all about, but he had a terrible feeling about it. Stat-man told him statistically their was nothing concerning. Buddy Luv still wasn't convinced, but moved on to Superfly, a superstar who had been involved in a match or two in ICWW previously, and was ready to make another grab at the big leagues. Stat-Man was interested in Billionaire's chances.
Billionaire and Superfly entered ready for their encounter, both looking impressive for their relative rookie status in ICWW. Billionaire kicked off the match with a running DDT. The Superfly jumped back up and went off the ropes, dropping his opponent with a clothesline, and then worked him toward the turnbuckle with stiff chops. Superfly tried to lift the Billionaire onto the top rope, but he managed to fight out of it and drop him with a hard axe handle smash. Superfly recovered and nailed his opponent with a rock bottom, and then a second! Billionaire managed to use Superfly's own momentum against him to score the cover with a powerslam.
Backstage a masked Albert entered the Super Friends locker room HQ in time to see Jesseman walking awkwardly from the bath room to his locker. Albert asked Jesseman why he was walking so strangely, only to find out that Jesseman had contracted herpes on top of his hemorrhoid situation! Albert said rar, and then asked how Jesseman recognised him in his mask, Jesseman told him not to be stupid and to help him to the mobile so he could go to the hospital for treatment. Albert said that would be fine because he didn't need to have a match until about three minutes away. Jesseman stared blankly at him and the Beefer told him he was watching wrestling on television and it only took one guy a short match length to go to the hospital and get back again. Jesseman shook his head in disbelief.
Oozaru made his way to the ring accompanied by Banging, his partner in the Pacific Connection. They awaited the entrance of Albert, who made his way to the ring to a huge pop with his new rar rap entrance music. He stopped to do the Beefer Bust in the middle of the ring, but Oozaru interrupted, spinning him around and going straight to work with a devastating DDT. Albert got up and went for a cocobutt, but Oozaru shoved him back and dropped him with a side Russian leg sweep. On the outside Banging was banging the mat trying to work Oozaru up, but Albo hit a big boot to the gut, and then followed up with a running butt pump! Oozaru was reeling, and so the tag champ hooked up for the Albo Bomb but Oozaru countered with a Lag Buster, scoring the pin fall win. The Pacific Connection stood tall in the ring.
Mattitude filled the arena as Matt Hardy made his way to the ring next. He took a microphone and looked out at the crowd and turned his nose up. He said he had never encountered such a collection of losers before in his life, he said it was having a serious effect on his Mattitude levels. He said there was one particular hardcore source that was sucking it out of him. A chaotic loser, who liked to drone on about how good a hard core competitor he was. Suddenly Chaos Drone's music hit the speakers as the hardcore champion made his way out at the entrance. He said that there was no way a rookie punk like Matt Hardy was going to talk to him like that. He said he was so confident he could take down Matt, that he'd put the hardcore championship on the line as a show of faith. Hardy laughed and jumped outside.
Chaos caught Hardy on the ramp with a Lou Thesz press and hammered away on him with hard rights and lefts before getting up to grab a piece of steel guard railing. He tossed the railing toward Matt, but he managed to duck under it at the last second, allowing him to take the hardcore champ down with a running DDT. Hardy headed to the ring and looked underneath, pulling out a ladder! He climbed half way up at sat comfortably as Chaos Drone charged toward the ladder challengingly. Hardy flew through the air and caught the champ with a stinging diving elbow to the jaw! The two struggled to their feet, Hardy using the steel stairs to climb to a vertical base. Chaos Drone rummaged around under the ring, and nailed Hardy with a trash can as he approached. Drone continued to hammer hard with the trash can when all of a sudden Lita raced down to the ring and hit the twist of fate onto a trash can, leaving Chaos Drone in next week. Hardy rolled Chaos into the ring, and went off the second rope with a leg drop to the face of chaos. He put a steel chair across the face of the champ and hit one last leg drop, before making the cover and scoring the questionable three count to become the new champ.
Backstage Shane Altmann was with Albert Beefcake. He asked the renowned RSI detective if he had any ideas about the ICWW clock that had been ticking over the last few weeks. Albert stopped to rar, and said his best guess was it had something to do with Marz, and possibly Larry David. The Pacific Connection interrupted Albert's interview, and Oozaru said he kicked his ass bad, and challenged Albert to defend the tag team championships to the Pacific Connection at Breaking Point! Albert accepted feverously and said rar! Altmann looked surprised.
Mike Trell made his way to the ring next with a microphone and stated that at Breaking Point he would not only win the match, but he would maim any of the other three men that stood in his way of becoming the first ever international champion. He said that as the king of table matches he'd have no trouble dealing with riff raff like The Nomad, Rhyno and least of all Michael Lucifer. A wall of fire burst at the entrance as Lucifer's music hit the arena, but instead the Nomad raced out of the crowd from behind and attacked Trell with a staff! He hammered down on the former national champion, and told him there was only one king of the table match, and he was the only person winning at Breaking Point.
The Y2Juggalo countdown began in the arena as fans prepared themselves for the entrance of the JCW champion, Violent J! The crowd went wild as he headed to the ring in his VIP cart to face off against Loopster. The Loop met a much less positive response on his way to the ring, but got off to a good start against J with a hard neck breaker. Loopster showed off his light heavyweight abilities with a moonsault on the fallen Juggalo. Violent J went off the ropes and took Loopster down with a clothesline, and then followed with a swinging neck breaker. He looked out to the crowd and looked for the walls of juggalo, but Loopster managed to kick his way out. Loopster hit his opponent with a spinning heel kick, and then looked for a falcon arrow, but on the way down J rolled him up for a two count. Loopster looked for a something factor when suddenly Marz raced to the ring! The referee held Marz at bay while J hit a low blow, and then applied the walls of juggalo! By the time the referee was back in the match Loopster was able to reach the bottom rope. He hit the loop screw and scored a three count over the Juggalo.
Backstage in the offices Michael Lucifer was sitting in his office with the heavyweight title talking on his cell phone about a big surprise. He said he was sure no one would have any idea of exactly what was coming up. Suddenly the door burst open and Rhyno jumped over his desk and gored him straigh to the floor! With Bill Alfonzo chanting encouragement from outside, Rhyno destroyed computer equipment in the office, throwing it around the room. Rockey charged into the room looking to save the owner of ICWW, but was gored for his troubles as Rhyno left the pain.
Marz headed to the ring next to face Chris Jericho, the enemy of his partner Violent J. The two circled the ring in the nights headliner, staring each other down. They tied up, Jericho coming out on top hooking up with a full nelson, but Marz rolled with it and sent his opponent into the ropes, catching him with a flapjack. Jericho struck back with a heart punch and then went off the ropes, hitting Marz with a diving forearm. Marz staggered as Jericho went off the other side, and took him down with a face busting bulldog! Jericho went off the ropes with a lionsault, but Marz rolled clear leaving him to land on nothing but empty mat. Marz capitalised with a belly to back suplex, and then slammed Jericho into the turnbuckle. He hoisted him up to the top rope and went down from upstairs with a top rope DDT! Marz tied up with the Y2Jericho, and dropped him with a powerbomb, signalling the end to the crowd. He hooked Jericho up again, but Jericho flipped him on to his back and looked to clamp down with the walls of Jericho! Marz struggled to the ropes and managed to grab them, sliding out of the ring to regain his composure. He slid back into some stiff stomps, and then an irish whip, but he managed to nail Jericho with a shoulder tackle. From there Marz hit the spiral bomb and made the cover.
Marz mounted the turnbuckle and chanted Team Extreme as CA came to an end.
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