Friday, February 21, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (Feb. 21, 2003)

ICWW CLOCK REACHES THREE!
ICWW: CIVIL ACTION FEBRUARY 21, 2003

Special mention:
Marz braved his injuries once again, able to defeat Loopster despite further carnage. He will face Loopster at BP.

QUICK RESULTS:
Matt Hardy d. Statix
Albert Beefcake d. Oozaru
Jason Shamrock d. Banging
Marz d. Loopster
No Holds Barred - Trell d. Michael Lucifer

A new look ICWW: Aftershock opened to a huge ovation, as the ICWW clock counted from "2" to "3"! Buddy Luv said he was completely out of ideas as to what the purpose of the clock was, and Stat-Man added that statistically speaking it defied logic.

Matt Hardy made his way to the ring with a microphone and said that after defeating Chris Jericho he was feeling pretty good. He said there was nothing quite like being the most impacting rookie in the history of ICWW, but admitted nothing less could be expected from the savior of ICWW, the one with the Mattitude. Any further ranting was cut short as Statix' music began. The former MMAF Grand Kumite champion said that whether Hardy was the savior or not, there was no way he was a better rookie than he. Hardy then challenged Statix to prove it, Statix was happy to oblige.

Statix raced to the ring only to be caught with quick stomps. Hardy went off the ropes, jumping over the grounded Statix, but then on the way back was caught with a jump spinning heel. Statix went off the ropes, and planted a leg drop on his foe. Stopping to show the crowd that he was the one and only. Mattitude jumped up and went off the ropes, taking Statix unawares with a rolling wheel kick! He picked Statix up and tied up with him, dropping him with a nice gut wrench suplex. With Statix down Mattitude was able to drop a second rope leg drop, but only scored a two count. Statix locked up hoping to hit the blood bomb, but Mattitude fought his way out and hit the twist of fate. Scoring a pinfall, when suddenly Jason Shamrock's music started up and he raced to the ring and started beating down on Statix. Michael Lucifer stepped out at the entrance and told Jason Shamrock to stop right where he was. He said he was sick of people running around like idiots, and wanted to finally prove who was the fittest between Shamrock and Statix, and so he said the two of them would fight it out at Breaking Point, but not in any ordinary match - in an MMAF sanctioned cage match. He then told Shamrock he'd be fighting Banging later in the night, so he better go get ready. Matt Hardy then asked what Lucifer had planned for him, the owner asked Hardy who exactly he was, before dismissing him and heading to the back.

Backstage Jesseman was walking slowly from the bathroom facilities toward his dressing room HQ when Violent J pulled up in his VIP cart. He asked Jesseman what was wrong, and he told him he'd rather not say, it was superhero business. J said the only business it looked like he had was a serious case of hemorrhoids. Jesseman asked J who told him, and started shouting at Albert Beefcake who was walking over. Violent J offered Albert and Jesseman a lottery ticket beffore driving away.

In the ring Oozaru was ready to take on Albert Beefcake in one on one competition. Albert made his way to the ring to his new theme song to a tremendous ovation from the crowd. The tag team champ squared off with Oozaru, tying up with the big-man, getting shoved backward. Oozaru laughed and took the Beefer down with a Lou Thesz press. He got up, stomping down on Albert, and then dropped a big elbow on his chest. Oozaru locked up looking for a chokeslam, but Albert jabbed at him with a kick to the midsection, and then a mofo low blow! The Referee let it go as Albert continued the assault, dropping Oozaru with a gut wrench powerbomb! Oozaru tied up, and looked to hit a fisherman suplex, looking for a pin but Albert rolled out of it. As Oozaru lept to his feet so too did Albert, scoring a devastating Albo Bomb and a pin win.

Backstage Michael Lucifer was with Shane Altmann who asked him about the four way match at Breaking Point. Lucifer told Altmann that as he had said on the Squared Circle Zone a few nights ago, he was sick of people talking about him walking into a table match with the dreaded Rhyno and Nomad. He said he didn't care about them, because they were the ones walking into hell, and now Trell as well. He said he was happy to take advantage of the opportunity to rip into them like steaks. Violent J then pulled up alongside in his VIP cart, and Lucifer's attention turned to him. He started shouting at J about the tickets, asking him how many he had left. J said he still had a few, and Lucifer told him to go and get rid of the rest of them otherwise he'd make it a handicapped match against J at Breaking Point in the tables. J sped away eagerly and said, oh what a lovely tea party. Lucifer shoved Altmann out of the way and headed toward his office.

Jason Shamrock made his way to the ring to face Banging in a one on one match. Shamrock started it off violently, going straight to work with a belly to belly suplex! Banging recovered and sent Shamrock into the ropes, looking for a Samoan drop, but Shamrock rolled with it and went off the ropes, catching Banging with a diving forearm. Shamrock looked for the ankle lock, but Banging kicked him squared in the face. They tied up again, and Shamrock went to work with hard rights and lefts. The crowd started a "Shamrock sucks" chant, but it wasn't enough to save Banging. Shamrock hit the Alternate F4 and then a northern lights suplex, making the pinfall.

Backstage Trell spotted the Nomad and approached him, asking him how he was. The Nomad said his nose was a little sore, but all in all he was doing alright. Trell then asked if he'd seen Michael Lucifer around. Nomad said last he saw he was heading out of his office toward the locker rooms. Trell smirked and thanked Nomad.

Loopster headed to the ring with a microphone, calling out Marz. He said he would keep hacking away at Marz until one of them was finished. Marz stepped out at the entrance way and told Loopster that he thought they should finish it at the main event coming up - Breaking Point. Loopster asked why they would wait until then, and challenged Marz to get in the ring with him right then and there. Marz raced down to the ring and started working on Loopster, before hitting a sit down powerbomb, but only getting a two count. Loopster scored a drop kick to the face, and then grabbed his barbed wire 2x4 from under the ring and rolled back in. Marz took him down with a spear, avoiding the weapon and then dropped him with a spiral bomb and a cover! Loopster didn't take too kindly to that, using the 2x4 to once again open up Marz! Marz staggered up the entrance ramp, the gash on his forehead re-opened when suddenly Lucifer stepped out at the entrance and grabbed him by the throat. He looked down at Loopster and told him he didn't have a choice in the matter, and the two of them would be facing each other at the main event. Suddenly Mike Trell burst out and attacked Lucifer from behind. Marz and Trell hammered away at Lucifer driving him to the ring, but Loopster jumped out of the ring and took chase to Marz.

In the ring the bell sounded as Trell sent Lucifer into the ropes, but he caught them and then went on the charged with a thunderous clothesline. Lucifer smiled to the crowd evilly and dropped a big leg drop on Trell, and then again - twice! Trell used the ropes to pull himself up and then walked right into a gut wrench powerbomb! Lucifer taunted the crowd, shouting at a fan who didn't applaud. Trell used the distraction to take the heavyweight champion down with a German suplex! Lucifer got back to his feet and locked up for a powerbomb but Trell managed to reverse it, sending Lucifer to his back with a hard back body drop. Lucifer writhed and then Trell bounced off the ropes looking for a big leg drop, but Lucifer rolled out of the way. Lucifer dropped Trell with a chokeslam and suddenly Rockey's music started up, and the little fire cracker raced to the ring. He had a microphone and shouted that he should be in the international title match, but then Trell came to and dropped him with a big boot, and Michael Lucifer chokeslammed him over the top rope! Trell and Lucifer fixed eyes and Lucifer again grabbed Trell by the throat, but Trell hit the hyperthrill! The two struggled to their feet and tied up, this time Lucifer hit the devil driver!! Both superstars were down, but recovered, this time Trell sent Lucifer into the ropes and dropped him with the hidden agenda! Scoring the pinfall. The Nomad ran down to the ring and started stomping down on Lucifer, and raised Trell's hand, only to be caught with a big boot to the face as AS came to an end.

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