ICWW: Aftershock (02/14/03)

ICWW: AFTERSHOCK                      FEBRUARY 14, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock opened with Buddy Luv and Stat-Man very excited in the commentary booth. The show opened with a giant "-5" on the big screen, which counted up to "-4". Buddy Luv and Stat-Man said they had no idea what it mean, but they certainly were interested in finding out.

 

Backstage Jesseman and Albert Beefcake were talking in the Super Friends locker room HQ. Jesseman asked Albert what he meant when he said he had someone in mind on Civil Action. Albert told Jesseman to trust him, he would get back at the perfect Old Blood superstar.

 

In the ring the little fire cracker made his way down to face a recently returned Tony McTier. McTier was seen in ICWW quite some time ago, and since had been undergoing minimal training while taking a break from the ring. There certainly was ring rust as the little fire cracker exploded on McTier. It was a very fast paced match, seeing Rockey go in hard and fast with a boxing combo and then after some time he nailed the Indian Powerbomb, which secured him the pin fall.

 

In the locker rooms Marz was re-strapping his ribs when Violent J entered the room. They hugged each other and Marz told J he was sorry for everything that had happened between them. He said the heavyweight title just made him go a little crazy, but Violent J said there was no need for explanation. He said even he had some ego problems when becoming the JCW champion. Marz shook his head and left to get a beverage, J said "oooh what a lovely tea party".

 

The Super Friends music kicked up as Albert Beefcake made his way to the ring. He took a microphone and and chanted rar to the crowd, before getting down with the beefer bust. He then got serious and said it was time to put an end to the evil and deceit of the Old Blood, and called out Banging! Banging made his way to the entrance way to the delight of fans, and tilted his head in confusion. Albert dropped the mic. and put up his dukes encouraging Banging to come down to the ring. The former grand slam champ raced into the ring and went straight to work with hard right hands, and then sent the Beefer into the ropes, taking him down with a Samoan drop. Albert got to his feet and hit hard with a nice coco butt, and then tried for a big boot, but Banging ducked under it and went off the ropes, hitting the Beefer with a clothesline. Banging finished it off with the Auckland drop, and then a big Kiwi bomb. Leaving Albo out of it.

 

In the back Loopster approached Marz at the buffet table, he said he was really hyped about Team Extreme coming back, he was a fan. Loopster said it was a shame Marz had gotten his ass kicked by Oozaru, but admitted it was a pretty stupid challenge to make with his ribs in the shape they were. Marz took offense to this and challenged Loopster to a match later in the night before storming off. Violent J rode up alongside the table in his VIP cart, and offered Loopster a lottery ticket.

 

In the ring Statix made his way down ready to take on Jason Shamrock in a rematch of their big fight at Worlds Collide II. The two duked it out to a no contest when Michael Lucifer interefered in the match, and brutally assaulted both, leaving them on the injured list. They squared up in the ring, with Statix getting the better of Shamrock in the tie up with a nice clothesline. Shamrock hooked up with a front face lock, but Statix countered with a hard vertical suplex, and then followed up straight away with a running knee hit. Shamrock dropped Statix with a DDT, and worked on the knee, but it wasn't enough to keep Statix down. Statix went for a DDT, but Shamrock managed to fend him off with rights and lefts, and then dropped him with the alternate F4! Shamrock went for the cover, but only got a two count. Statix got a second wind and knocked Shamrock down with the Static Slam, and then looked for the fear flip, but Shamrock managed to avoid it, going for an inside cradle rollup, and scoring the close three count.

 

Violent J's music started up as the Team Extreme made their way to the ring. J said Chris Jericho had been giving him some problems over the past few weeks, and he wasn't at all happy about it. He said he thought it was time to start doing things the hard way. He then asked the crowd if they wanted Y2Juggalo to keep doing things the hard way, to give him a "hell yeah". The crowd supported him overwhelmingly, and he said Chris Jericho prided himself for his walls of Jericho, but he had something even better - the walls of Juggalo. The crowd started chanting "huh?", and Violent J challenged Chris Jericho to a submission match at Breaking Point. He then said that it was the bottom line, because the Y2Juggalo said so, oh what a lovely tea party.

 

Loopster's music started up and the former Eurasian champion made his way to the ring to face off against Marz. They circled the ring, Marz making the first offensive move with a nice jump swinging DDT. Loopster recovered fast and took him down with a dragon screw, and following up with a hard flapjack. They circled the ring again, this time tying up in the middle, allowing Marz to hit Loopster with a nice kick to the mid section, and a rocker dropper! Loopster was dazed, but managed to hit the TX member with a low blow, earning himself some recovery time. Loopster rolled to the outside and retrieved a steel chair, but Marz managed to drop kick it right back in his face before he could use it! With the chair in the ring Marz hooked up and dropped Loopster on the chair with the spiral bomb! He was able to make the pinfall, despite obvious pain. Suddenly Michael Lucifer ran down to the ring and grabbed Marz by the head, throwing him over the top rope, and then hit Loopster with a chokeslam, before kicking him out under the bottom rope.

 

Lucifer took a microphone and said that the people in ICWW made him sick, and he was already initiating plans into making it better, as was evident with him holding the heavyweight championship. He said that it was time to start separating the strong from the weak, so that he could bring out the very best and beat them down too. He then turned his attentions to another, something he said was even more serious, but he was interrupted by the Nomad's theme music! The Nomad made his way to the ring and got in the owner's face, saying he wasn't budging until he got his career match. Lucifer smiled evilly and said that was exactly what he was about to get to. Lucifer said he was a fair man, and would even give Nomad a bigger incentive. If Nomad were to beat him, not only would he keep his job, but he would also get a title shot at Breaking Point in a table match! Lucifer laughed evilly as a casket was wheeled down to the ring by cloaked figures. Lucifer smiled at Nomad and told him all he had to do was stuff him in the casket, and then threw down the microphone and threw a hard hitting right hand, connecting with Nomad's skull.

 

The Nomad shook off the surprised attack and went off the ropes, ducking a big boot, and coming off the other side with a diving forearm. Lucifer went back on the attack, looking for a throat thrust but Nomad again telegraphed it, backing off just in time. The heavyweight champion dragged his finger across his throat and laughed, as he struck the Nomad down with a hard clothesline. He picked Nomad up and sent him into the ropes, using the momentum to increase the devastation of his death valley driver! Nomad scrambled to his feet, and staggered finding support from the turnbuckle, where the owner of ICWW shoved him in and went to work with a barrage of punches. The Nomad rolled to the outside to gather himself, while Lucifer remained in the ring standing tall and smiling grimly. Nomad pulled a trash can out from under the ring, and jumped back in the ring using it to bludgeon his opponent! Lucifer managed to block the next shot, and snatched the weapon away from Nomad and threw it out of the ring. He towered over the challenger, but Nomad managed to connect with a quick crescent kick, flooring the champ! Nomad went off the ropes but Lucifer stood up quickly and grabbed him by the throat, signaling the end with a chokeslam! Suddenly Mike Trell raced down to the ring and nailed Lucifer with a huge big boot to the face! With Lucifer down Nomad locked up with the satanic 4, while Trell dropped the big leg drop on the neck of the owner. They then rolled Lucifer into his casket, and shut the lid sending the arena into a frenzy! Nomad earning a shot at Lucifer at Breaking Point in his own environment! Buddy Luv, Stat-Man and the crowd went absolutely wild as Aftershock came to an end.

Rockey d. Tony McTier
Banging d. Albert Beefcake
Jason Shamrock d. Statix
Hardcore - Marz d. Loopster
Casket - The Nomad d. Michael Lucifer

The Beefer says:

"Look out, the Nomad and Trell teamed up to stuff Lucifer in his casket! Watch out for splinters baby, Lucifer's going to get wood - rar!"