Sunday, December 15, 2002

ICWW: Revolution and Retribution

December 15, 2002 - ICWW: Revolution and Retribution

MICHAEL LUCIFER - SHAWN MICHAELS
HEAVYWEIGHT - HARDCORE
FORMER - CURRENT
CASKET

"The crowd is on their feet, ladies and gentlemen welcome to ICWW: Revolution and Retribution I'm Buddy Luv, alongside of me is ICWW's own superhero Stat-Man, and Stat-Man how about that main event tonight? Casket match to determine our fate, the fate of the heavyweight title and the stipulation was added, the hardcore title will be on the line also! It's going to be a clash of egos, as we get ready for a gauntlet royal match which will decide who will have the honor of facing the acting CEO of ICWW after tonight!"

Gauntlet match to name the #1 contender for the heavyweight title
Pagan Freak d. Lord Nomad
Loopster d. Pagan Freak
Banging d. Loopster
Banging d. Oozaru
Banging d. Albert Beefcake
Banging d. X-3-M
In an amazing seven man gauntlet match, Pagan Freak and Lord Nomad kicked things off, this being an open invitational to become the number one contender for the heavyweight championship. Pagan Freak was in fine form, finishing off Nomad with a rather outstanding Tornado Kick, despite being nailed with a chokeslam. Loopster made his way to the ring to take on Pagan Freak in what turned out to be quite a tight encounter, Loopster went for a loop piledriver but Pagan Freak rolled with it into a cover, Loopster rolled over that and got the pin fall prompting Banging to race to the ring. Banging who was allegedly on hiatus from ICWW made his presence felt after nailing the Kiwi Bomb and scoring the pin over Loopster. The gasps could be heard as Oozaru thundered his way to the ring next, really taking it to Banging. He sent Banging into the ropes, but Banging managed to reverse the attack nailing another Kiwi Bomb and scoring the pin over him! Oozaru was furious as Albert Beefcake raced to the ring, only to get booted down by the passing Oozaru! Albert regained his composure only to enter the ring and get hit with a Kiwi Bomb!!! The last contestant made his way to the ring, it was X-3-M! Banging was jakked, sending X-3-M to lala land next week! Banging offered X-3-M the finger, and then a Kiwi bomb! Banging mounted the turnbuckle staring out coldly to the crowd as the dominator!

Four corners strap match for the Eurasian title
Lord Nomad d. Silver Snake
Lord Nomad made his way to the ring to defend his newly won Eurasian championship in a recently scheduled match against Silver Snake! Silver Snake had not been seen in ICWW for quite some time, but made his way to the ring with quite a positive response! The match got off to a fairly fast paced start seeing Silver Snake strike hard with a stinging headbutt! Nomad recovered sending Silver Snake into the ropes and nailed him with a running DDT! Silver Snake returned the favour sending Nomad into the ropes and hitting a bulldog! Silver Snake dropped Nomad with a hip toss, and a hard knee drop. Nomad looked to get in a kick, but the Snake caught it and sent him flying! Silver Snake pulled out the big guns and hit a stunner! He reached out being the first to go for a tag, but Nomad jerked him back with the strap! Nomad struck SS in the stomach with his scythe shaft, and tagged a turnbuckle. Silver Snake was unable to get to his feet, allowing Nomad to tag a second turnbuckle, but not a third! Silver charged with a spear, and hooked up to drop Nomad with a piledriver, only to be on the slam end of a back body drop! Nomad tagged a third turnbuckle, but while he was doing so Silver Snake tagged a turnbuckle of his own! When the push came to shove Nomad got dirty, using his scythe staff once more to nail Silver Snake and tag his final turnbuckle for a successful defense.

Backstage Oozaru, Pagan Freak and Violent J were gathered before CEO Shawn Michaels. He told Violent J that because Marz had abandoned him he had the option to either forfeit the match, or fight alone. Violent J considered the options, before Michaels advised him it was in his best interest that he suggest he relinquish the Tag titles, and offered him a National Championship shot as substitute. Violent J agreed and handed over both Tag Team championships to Oozaru and Pagan Freak.

MMAF Sanctioned Cage match
Jason Shamrock d. Tito Ortiz
In the MMAF arena Shane Altmann was on stand by for the long awaited cage match which would finally put an end to the grudge war initiated by the beach town bad ass, Tito Ortiz. Highlights of their encounters were shown as Altmann informed us that another confrontation had occurred during a training session at the ICWW arena. Ortiz appeared and assaulted Shamrock while stretching in the empty ring, knocking him up fairly roughly. The prep-talk ended as Jason Shamrock made his way to the ring clearly in the zone. Ortiz paraded in next met with an undertone of heavy boos. The two were sealed in the cage as the match got underway. The circled each other stalking before Ortiz went on the charge, only to get slammed face first into the ring, Shamrock looking like a class bull fighter! Shamrock took the opportunity to double back and clamp down his ankle lock! Ortiz struggled with the hold, swinging wildly with his free foot eventually forcing Shamrock to try something new. Ortiz looked to be in trouble, but lured Shamrock in allowing him to hammer hard with savage elbows that busted Shamrock open! Shamrock capitalised on the ankle with a nice Thai kick, and this time marked down with an arm bar. There was no competition, Ortiz had no choice but to tap out to the submission supremacist!

No Holds Barred match for the Vacant National title
Violent J d. Albert Beefcake
Albert Beefcake strutted his way to the ring to a huge ovation offering fans a little Beefer-Bust in the ring before getting a little serious. J raced to the ring and went straight to work dropping Albo with a neck breaker. Albert was on vacation after J followed up with a violent DDT! Violent J looked to go up stairs and flew across the ring with an insane Van Daminator!! J whipped out his JCW title, but Albert booted it right back. Albo followed up with a Death Valley driver, and stunned J with a low blow. Albert stopped to share a little love with the crowd, only to get caught from behind with a German suplex! Albert recovered, sending Violent J into the ropes and then hit the Albo Bomb!! He stopped to rar the crowd once more, only to get nailed with the Psycho Flip, and then a skilled pin!! Violent J grabbed his National title and began chanting JCW as he raced backstage. Albert had a little dance left in him, before he was attacked again by the phony cop!! Albert tried to grab the cop before he escaped the ring, but only managed to pull down the cops trousers and see his red underpants. The cop raced through the crowd maybe a little embarrassed, but still free to cause more trouble. Albert stared out scornfully before heading backstage.

Casket match to name ICWW's CEO
With the Heavyweight and Hardcore titles on the line
Michael Lucifer (c) d. Shawn Michaels (c)
The tension could be cut with a wooden spoon as Shawn Michaels made his way to the ring in this high stakes match up. There was an unusual tone of seriousness about Michaels as he awaited his opponent from behind the wall of fire. Lucifer was focused on Michaels as he made his way to the ring. He slowly disrobed, staring down the acting CEO and hardcore champion. The two stared each other down as the bell was sounded. Lucifer went on the attack first looking for a DDT, but Michaels slipped out and reversed the attack. Michaels wrenched down with a neck breaker on the heavyweight champ, but it wasn't enough to stop him planting HBK with a gut wrench powerbomb! Lucifer whipped Michaels into the ropes, and used a nearby camera man to nail Michaels! Michaels looked for a low blow, but Lucifer gave him a boot to the face for his troubles, avoiding the painful move. Lucifer went to the outside and retrieved a chair before returning to the ring and bending it right over Shawn Michaels' skull! With Michaels stunned, Lucifer hoisted him up and nailed a Death Valley Driver! Michaels grabbed a hold of the chair, and tried to hammer it at the heavyweight champion but had it kicked right back at him. Lucifer opened the casket at ringside and stared down. Lucifer picked Michaels up and slammed him right back down with a Devil Driver, but HBK wasn't out yet! In an amazing feat of strength he dropped Lucifer with his own finisher! He lept right back up though and nailed another Devil Driver! He dragged Michaels by the hair and threw him in the casket before slamming the lid closed. Lucifer rolled out of the ring and locked the casket closed with Michaels inside, and then hooked it to a crane apparatus and hoisted it high above the ring, before rolling back in and posing like HBK mockingly as ICWW: R&R went off the air!

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