Tuesday, April 27, 2004

ICWW: Civil Action (Apr 27, 2004)

Episode #39
Skyreach Centre, Alberta

Buddy Luv and Stat-man were excited to bring Civil Action back for a second week since it's return. Stat-Man told Buddy Luv that he was excited to be moving on, statistically speaking, and knew that it was going to be a great night. Buddy Luv agreed reminding fans of the pink slip hardcore title match later in the night, pitting Statix against his former mentor - Michael Lucifer.

Stat-Man was interrupted as Marz appeared on the big screen. He was sitting in a dimly lit vacant casino with a revolver in his hand. Marz spun the gun around on his hand and said that ICWW, like life, was just a big game. A game of roulette. Marz put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger twice, imitating the sound. "Click click". He said that like any game, the stakes would be higher for some. "Click click", again he pulled the trigger twice. He said that some didn't matter. He asked the question, 'what about Marz? What does Marz think?'. "Click click". Marz turned to the camera and warned that he thought it was time to play, firing the gun at the camera.

The Godfather versus The Hurricane
Old rivalries die hard as one half of the tag team champions, the Hurricane, took on his seminal counterpart, the Godfather. The Hurricane was able to keep the pace quick, keeping Godfather in the gates. The Hurricane went off the top, scoring a huge top rope spinning heel kick. Godfather tried to muscle back into the match, finding his way to a running splash. Hurricane was able to drop Godfather with the vertebreaker, but it wasn't enough. The pimp drop seeing Godfather to a victory.
Winner: The Godfather via pin fall [4:19]

In the back, Daemon X was with the masked superstar, Banging. Banging didn't seem to be himself, listening idly while Daemon X explained that he was going to feel out their situation with Rockey Rakesh. DX commanded Banging to watch his back while he took care of business. Banging dropped to one knee and bowed, while Daemon X laughed. Banging waited until the occult superstar was gone, before rising.

Steven Oozaru versus Hulk Hogan
The two big men hit the ring, in the Aussie colossus Steven Oozaru and Hulkamania Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The two clawed up in a test of strength, seeing Hogan get the better of Oozaru. Oozaru managed to battle back, gaining an advantage with illegal use of a steel bar! With blood running down his face Hogan managed to reverse the Irish whip, returning the favour with a shattering big boot to the face. With Oozaru down he dropped the big leg drop, but no content, Hogan signaled for one more! The second leg drop proved to be enough, earning Hogan the upset victory.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [4:53]

Statix arrived in the car park, only to be confronted by roving reporter Gregory Helms. Helms asked how Statix was feeling coming into perhaps the biggest match of his career, a pink slip match against Michael Lucifer. Statix admitted he was nervous, and acknowledged that the future was never clear with Lucifer. He said the dismantling of the Four Horsemen was a good thing for him, and felt he could win. Albert Beefcake approached with a "rar", and asked Helms if he had seen the Hurricane anywhere. Gregory and Albert exchanged exaggerated winks.

Superfly versus Albert Beefcake
The second half of the tag team champions, and contenders set up to duke it out. Superfly presented Albert Beefcake with a dream catcher before the match. Albert seemed to have trouble understand how it worked, so Superfly explained it to him. While Albert, being a proud Alaskan, appreciated it's Native representation, he didn't appreciate Superfly's hybrid philosophy, showing it with a devastating cocobutt. Superfly struggled to fend off Albert's assault, looking for any edge. Some of the Godfather's hoes made their way to the ring, distracting the referee long enough for Superfly to blow powder in Albert Beefcake's eyes, giving him the roll up victory.
Winner: Superfly via pin fall [4:20]

Backstage the injured Nomad wearing street clothes approached Marc Scott at the catering table. Nomad asked if he had seen where Statix had gone after arriving. Scott corrected him for referring to him as Famine, and told Nomad that even though he'd been keeping an eye on Statix, he wasn't sure where he was. Nomad leaned in and warned Famine not to get involved in the night's headliner. As Nomad began to leave, Scott grabbed Nomad in a hammer lock, pulling him back by the shoulder to apply pressure on the injured mid-section and asked what he would to stop him. Nomad staggered away, leaving Scott to enjoy cheese and wine.

Daemon X versus Rockey Rakesh
Acidic Wonder had refereeing chores as Daemon X took on the current X-Division champion. The Wonder looked confident, dealing with a high paced battle. Daemon, already known for being able to tie it up with the best of them, matched Rakesh's speed. The yoga trained superstar tried to wrap his opponent up in knots, but DX was able to impose his influence on the champ. Banging slowly made his way down to ringside, distracting Daemon X long enough to allow Rakesh to steal the win.
Winner: Rockey Rakesh via pin fall [8:38]

Paul Heyman made his way to the ring with Rhyno to drum up hype for the hardcore title match at ICWW: Kingdom Come. Heyman began by acknowledging that he'd heard the news, and wanted to assure everyone that while Rhyno didn't have a strong record against Michael Lucifer, it wouldn't matter if he had to face him in the cage. Heyman reminded fans of the cage match Lucifer had against Triple H at Reckoning. He reminded everyone of the fierce rivalry between Lucifer and the Game. That Triple H had crippled Lucifer, and almost maimed his wife through Edge. Heyman then asked Rhyno what he'd ever done to Lucifer. Heyman interrupted and pointed out that he'd done nothing to ever cross Lucifer, which was why Rhyno was a shoe-in. Paul E. told the crowd that Lucifer was the spirit of vengeance, and without vengeance, he was nothing but a pussy cat. Rhyno and Heyman laughed as they left the ring.

Amazing Red versus Marz
The 140lb red tornado hit the ring for a big match early in his career. Marz was as unforgiving as ever, coming to the ring wielding a steel chain. The rookie in Amazing Red managed to disarm the former International champion in the early going, but fell victim to the springboard kick. The flying continued, as Red made another attempt to steal the match, looking for the springboard moonsault, but couldn't connect. Marz was able to finish it with a precise shotei palm, and a high flying Phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [4:02]

In the offices Violent J was sitting behind a desk with Hulk Hogan sitting next to it, watching a television. Violent J told Hogan that he thought his win over Steven Oozaru was pretty hot, but Marz came off pretty hard over Amazing Red. Hogan agreed, only to have J snap at him. Shouting about how much he hated that about Marz. Hogan tried to make it up to him, offering to fight Marz on Aftershock. Violent J pondered the situation, and told him he would think about it after the night's headliner. Hogan and J both rubbed their hands together and laughed with anticipation.

In the back the Nomad was sitting on a locker room bench with the light casting shadow over his face. Nursing his mid-section, Nomad looked up and told Statix that after all the advice Statix had given him he wanted to give some back. The Nomad told Statix that it wasn't too late to turn back. Statix turned to Nomad, and told him that he appreciated everything he'd done for him. The sensation told his friend that for the first time, he could see the future clearly. He knew something big had been coming, and that it was a destiny he was ready to face. Statix walked to the door and turned back, donning his sunglasses before stepping out of the locker rooms.

Pink Slip Hardcore Championship match
Michael Lucifer versus Statix (c)
Michael Lucifer made his way to the ring, back in the blue sash. Statix stepped out at the entrance to a huge ovation, carrying the hardcore championship over his shoulder. He stepped into the ring staring at the looming challenge in Lucifer. With a granite face, Lucifer went on the offensive swinging wildly at Statix with a lariat. The champ managed to duck it, and unloaded with a series of chops and martial arts kicks on Lucifer. Lucifer was able to get back in the match, blocking kicks with his shins allowing him to choke toss Statix into the corner. There, Lucifer unloaded with a series of body rips and boxing style punches. With blood dribbling from his mouth, Statix made it to his feet, challenging Lucifer to attack him. Statix was able to fend off further blows, but the a sumo oshi put Statix on the back foot. Leaving him open for a grounded throat strike, and a crushing defeat.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via submission, new hardcore champion [9:22]

Statix pulled himself up using the ropes, while Michael Lucifer received the championship strap. Lucifer headed for the ropes, but stopped after putting one leg through, to turn back to Statix. Emotion seemed to be the farthest thing from Lucifer's mind, offering only his typical frown before heading to the back. With a sheer look of stun on his face, Statix seemed to pass out, dropping to his knees before falling face down on the mat. Medical attendees headed to the ring as Civil Action came to a shocking conclusion.

Special mention:
The relationship between Banging and Daemon X continues to baffle.

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