ICWW: Civil Action (01/07/03)

ICWW: CIVIL ACTION                      JANUARY 07, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action exploded as Buddy Luv welcomed fans to the sold our arena for the big show. Buddy announced that later in the night there would be an open Tag Team title match for anyone participate which was signed after Michael Lucifer was sick of Pagan Freak's inactivity. Also Rhyno was returning after an absence, as well as Ironize. Plus Oozaru and Michael Lucifer were going to clash in a match to name the third contender at DOAIII. 

 

Ironize made his way to the ring first to take on Patrick Mannion, two superstars that have not been seen in ICWW for quite some time. Ironize got off to a good start, really scoring the advantage over Mannion with a strong Fisherman suplex. As the match continued Mannion began to slip, eventually falling to the Null and Void. Mannion was still in good spirits, shouting out "All Rights Reserved" before heading to the locker rooms.

 

Backstage Loopster was strolling around with his Eurasian title and 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire backstage, when Jesseman flew in and stopped him. He said that Loopster was sick, and some people thought that he was cool because of that, but he knew better. He knew that violence wasn't cool, or a sign of a hero. Loopster said he didn't know that the mardi gras was in town, but he just didn't dig that kind of sick, and told Jesseman to strut his spandex some place else. Jesseman glared at Loopster and challenged him to a match of good versus evil.

 

Phenom and Banging faced off in a one on one confrontation, the original grand slammer getting off to a strong start after taking Phenom down with a Samoan drop. The Phenom had not had a single win in his ICWW career but the tides began to turn after he nailed Banging with a nice flapjack. Phenom managed to drop his opponent with a stunner, to round out his first win ever in ICWW.

 

Loopster made his way to the ring with his barbed wire 2x4 to a huge ovation. The Eurasian champion propped himself on the top rope as Jesseman made his equally as explosive entrance. The Super Hero raced into the ring and dropped the champ with a kamikaze flying clothesline. Jesseman beckoned for Loopster to get back on his feet before going on the charge once more, but Loopster made the offensive with a nice drop kick. After sending Loopster into the ropes Jesseman looked for the triple J slam, but Loopster countered with the something factor! From there it was a matter of a Loop Pile Driver and a pin. The little fire cracker Rockey appeared on the stage as the bell sounded and said that he and Loopster had some unfinished business that he wanted to resolve at Dead or Alive III in a title match. Loopster accepted the challenge, but upped to the stakes to a barbed wire match! Rockey looked concerned when he agreed to the match, but still had enough composure to tell Loopster not to leave town.

 

Next Michael Lucifer and Oozaru met to determine the third man for the main event at ICWW: Dead Or Alive III. The winner would face Shawn Michaels and Jason Shamrock in the heavyweight title match. Lucifer got off to a good start with a nice DDT, and then really took it to the hardcore monkey with a big boot to the face! Oozaru climbed back on the offensive with a thunderous flapjack, and then scored the flatliner early on. Out of nowhere the Super Friends raced to the ring, and started beating down on Michael Lucifer! The four men stomped down on the lord of darkness, before Jesseman landed a senton bomb from the top rope on him! Albert picked up the owner and dropped him with the Albo bomb, and then Oozaru finished it with the Lag Buster and a cover. Albert and Oozaru shook hands as the Super Friends made their way to the back, leaving Lucifer out cold.

 

Backstage the Rock was with Shane Atlmann and had a message to one of his millions of admirers. He said he knew The Nomad wished he was like the Rock, he knew that's why he dropped Lord at the start of his name and started using The instead. He also understood why Nomad would want to be like the Rock. He then said unfortunately for Nomad the closest he was going to get to being the Rock, was being beaten by him! The Rock said at Dead or Alive III they would face each other in a four corners strap match, where the Rock could gain some closure at the DOA series, and take his place as the rightful number one contender.

 

Rhyno made his way to the ring next with a mic. and a special message for ICWW. He said that he was one of a kind, a superstar of a special breed. He said that he was brand xxx, and ICWW would learn exactly what that meant. Rhyno said that it was time for the old blood to boil to the top, because when the going gets tough, the tough get goring. Violent J appeared at the entrance way carrying his JCW title and told Rhyno that at DOAIII he was going to take down Marz, and with Marz being his main focus lately he'd not had time to defend his JCW championship, he then offered Rhyno a shot. Rhyno said he didn't care who or why, he was ready to gore. Violent J raced to the ring and barely dodged a gore, which instead sent Rhyno face first into the ropes and right into a belly to back suplex by J. Violent J used his JCW championship in apparent hardcore rules, hitting Rhyno with it repeatedly. Rhyno recovered and managed to hit the JCW star with a powerbomb, but soon fell to a psycho flip straight onto the JCW championsh*t belt and a cover. While Violent J celebrated, Rhyno got to his feet and slammed him with a devastating Gore, before laying the boot down and eventually hitting the showers.

 

Backstage the Super Friends were gathered around in their HQ discussing the attack on Michael Lucifer. Jesseman said it was good that they prevented him getting a shot at the heavyweight title because ICWW didn't need to be associated with anymore evil. He said that at DOA he would put an end to Michael Lucifer's reign of terror no matter what, and that was a guarentee. He then said they had a more important matter to deal with, because there was another evil doer to be dealt with, someone who worshipped the likes of Michael Lucifer. Albert said rar.

 

The National champion made his way to the ring ready to face the Nomad in a non-title match. They locked up early on in this regular match, with Nomad nailing Marz with a stylized bulldog! Marz mounted the offensive however, nailing Nomad with a DDT which stopped him in his tracks. Nomad recovered and looked for the crescent kick, but Marz ducked under it and sent him reeling with a dragon screw. Marz followed up with a nice sit down powerbomb, but didn't go for the cover, instead looking for another dragon screw. Nomad retaliated, nailing a powerbomb of his own, but Marz scored the Spiral Bomb! Nomad rolled out of the ring absolutely knocked into next week, and retrieved his scythe. Suddenly the Rock raced down to the ring but this time Nomad was ready for it, and nailed him with his scythe staff and then kicked him over the top rope. Marz fell victim to the scythe too, earning him a win via disqualification. The Nomad stomped away on the Rock, less concerned with a loss.

 

Oozaru and Pagan Freak made their way to the ring next separately. Oozaru appeared uninterested in the match as Pagan Freak took the microphone. He said that although they were being forced into the match, no one should believe for one second that they were afraid of defending their tiles. Pagan Freak said they were happy to defend against anyone, as the open invitation stipulated. Suddenly the Super Friends theme music kicked into the arena as Jesseman and Albert Beefcake raced down to the ring! Jesseman went straight to work and nailed Pagan Freak with a running spinning heel kick! He pressed Pagan Freak into the turnbuckle, and then mounted looking for the ten punch, with each punch the crowd and Albo offered an enthusiastic "rar". Pagan pushed back, sending Jesseman into the ropes, but failed to hit the spinebuster and instead was whipped into the turnbuckle. Jesseman made the tag and Albo dropped the Freak with a cocobutt. Pagan Freak scrambled to his corner and looked for a tag, but instead Oozaru booted his partner back into the ring and then began to head to the backstage. Albert hit the Albo bomb and went for another tag, allowing Jesseman to hit the triple J slam and score the cover. The Super Friends powered up in the middle of the ring with their tag titles as ICWW: Civil Action went off the air!

Ironize d. Patrick Mannion
Phenom d. Banging
Loopster d. Jesseman
No Holds Barred [#1 contender] - Oozaru d. Michael Lucifer
Hardcore - Violent J d. Rhyno
Marz d. The Nomad
[Tag Team] - Jesseman & Albert Beefcake d. Pagan Freak & Oozaru [c]

Special mention:

Jesseman and Albert Beefcake proved to be a worthy team after they defeated Oozaru and Pagan Freak in a big surprise Tag match.