ICWW: Civil Action (Mar 4, 2003)

A NEW NUMBER ONE CONTENDER!

ICWW: CIVIL ACTION MARCH 04, 2003

Special mention:
The first ever international champion now ready to begin carving the competition until only the strongest survive.

QUICK RESULTS:
Banging d. Eric Angle
Rockey Rakesh d. Jason Shamrock
Statix d. Albert Beefcake
[Hardcore] - Matt Hardy [c] d. Violent J
Triple Threat - Nomad d. Rhyno & Michael Lucifer

The ICWW arena was like a furnace as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man welcomed fans once again to the ICWW arena for another exciting show. The CEOs music started up as fans were privy to the new look ICWW International champion. He took to the microphone and said that the time of culling was at hand, as the weak would be separated from the fit. Lucifer revealed a throne one the side of the stage, he told the crowd that rather than coming back and forth between matches, which would be stupid, he would sit on the stage watching each match.

Tag team champion Banging stepped out on stage ready for his match against Eric Angle. He turned and glanced at the world champion, before running down to the ring. Eric Angle then headed to the ring, looking to be in intense condition. Banging went on the offensive with a hard DDT to start the match, stopping to look out at the crowd, and then catch Angle with a dandy Samoan drop. Angle went for a heart punch, but Banging jumped back, attacking instead with a low Thai kick and then a powerbomb! Angle locked up and hit the Orion smash, following up with a hard flurry of combination punches. Banging hooked up and managed to hit the Auckland drop, but Angle wasn't finished, looking for the Angle slam, and then a pin. Banging kicked out and hit him with a kiwi bomb before making the cover and scoring the pin fall.

Backstage Albert Beefcake was sitting glumly in the hall way when Statix approached. He asked what was wrong with Albert and he said he was just down about losing another partner. He asked Statix if he was interested in a tag team partner, but he said he was a former MMAF Grand Kumite champion, and the rookie sensation, and he felt it would hurt his image too much to hang around with Albo. Albert sighed as Violent J sped past in his VIP cart shouting "Y2J, oh what a lovely tea party". Statix challenged Albert to a match to make him feel better.

On the ICWW big screen Chris Jericho appeared saying he was sorry he couldn't be in the arena for Civil Action, but his duties as king of the world were clocking over. He said he was busy going about executing ass clowns, because they were popping up left, right and even center! He told fans that once he was finished things would never e..e..ever be the same again for the ass clowns of ICWW.

At the entrance way the world champion looked on as Jason Shamrock headed to the ring fresh off of a win at Breaking Point. Shamrock watched his back, fans being reminded that Lucifer defeated Shamrock to become the last heavyweight champ. Rockey Rakesh jumped out at the entrance way to a huge cheer as the little fire cracker headed down to the ring chants of "bhaiatude" started up. Rockey raced into the ring and ran straight into a bear hug from Shamrock, as he nailed him with a finishing belly to belly suplex! Shamrock went for a quick cover but Rockey Rakesh rolled through with it, scoring his own pin fall for an upset win! Shamrock snapped, and attacked Rakesh with yet another belly to belly suplex, and then began making his way toward the referee before Lucifer shouted Shamrock to a halt from his throne on a microphone. He told Shamrock that he was weak, and he would forever more be forgotten, while Rockey Rakesh would live on.

Rakesh and Shamrock headed to the showers as Lucifer took the stage once again. He said that he had made a decision to further his goals of separating the strong from the weak. He said that Trell was proven to be the weakest link on the weekend, and now he wanted to find the next one to be eliminated from the four. He then announced a triple threat match with simple simple stipulations. If he gets the win, that person is fired; otherwise whoever wins will be the number one contender for the international championship belt. The crowd cheered as the Rar rap hit the PA system, announcing the arrival of the Alaskan Bear-Whale!

Albert hit the ropes in the ring as Statix made his way to the ring, the rookie sensation looking impressive despite a disappointing loss at Breaking Point in the MMAF cage. Albo went on the offensive with a coco butt, sending Statix back and then went for a big boot, but Statix ducked it and hit him with a nice DDT. Albert locked up looking for a vertical suplex, but Statix managed to counter the move into a hurracanrana! He went up stairs to the tope rope and dove off with a big leg drop, and went for the cover getting a near fall. Albert jumped back up and hit a gut wrench powerbomb, stopping to do the big beefer bust much to the pleasure of the fans, but no Statix, who hit him with a bulldog! Albert went on the attack with a coco butt, but it wasn't enough to stop Statix hitting the blood bomb and scoring the lateral press for a three count.

Mattitude Matt Hardy version 1.0 made his way to the ring next with a microphone and his hardcore championship belt over one shoulder. He said that at Breaking Point he showed all the fans exactly who was boss between he and Rockey Rakesh, he made sure Lucifer heard that it was only between he and Rocky, and the continued. He said that he wanted to be a great hardcore champion, as great as Michael Lucifer if at all was possible. He then issued an open challenge, which was met by a countdown and a deafening roar from the fans as the Y2Juggalo drove his VIP cart out to the entrance way! The JCW champion said he'd be glad to take the hardcore title shot, Matt Hardy accepted. J sped down to the ring.

Hardy tossed the hardcore title to J, and then dived over the top rope taking him down with a cross body block. Hardy continued the assault with an aggressive barrage of stomps, but the Y2Juggalo escape by crawling under the ring! He appeared out the opposite side with a trash can in hand and jumped into the ring, nailing Hardy from behind with the can! J went back to the outside and this time retrieved a ladder from under the ring! J set the ladder up on the outside and climbed to the top shakily, diving into the ring with a vandaminator! Hardy staggered as J hooked up for the psycho flip, but Hardy countered with the twist of fate! Both superstars lay flat when all of a sudden Chaos Drone's music started up, and the former hardcore champion raced down to the ring with a chair, hitting both superstars! With the 24/7 rule no longer in effect, Chaos had no choice but to survey the damage and head back to the locker rooms satisfied with the impact. Hardy crawled over Violent J, managing to get the three count to retain.

Loopster's music hit surprisingly, seeing the young superstars step out on the entrance. He said that he thought it was bull that his X-Division title match ended in a no contest, he was ready to get back to the action when they got carried out. Lucifer told Loopster that he had better address him with a more respectful tone, especially if he wanted any shot at the X-Division title again. He said that Marz was still recovering from his injuries, and he would reevaluate the situation on Aftershock. Lucifer said there was no sense in judging an already wounded man.

Loopster headed to the back as Lucifer made his way to the ring to his music ready for the triple threat match against Rhyno and The Nomad. Nomad entered next to a huge response, the crowd clearly down with the Nomad despite a table loss at BP. Finally Rhyno, accompanied by his manager Bill Alfonzo headed to the ring hoping to redeem the campaign of pain, which was halted by Lucifer at Breaking Point.

Lucifer started the match off with Nomad, going on the attack with a stiff throat thrust, but he was quickly caught from behind by Rhyno with an axe handle smash! Rhyno and Nomad double teamed the international champion, stomping down on him, but he managed to fight his way back with heavy throat thrusts and then locked up with the Nomad, tossing him across the ring! Rhyno went on the charge from behind, forcing Lucifer awkwardly into the turnbuckle and attacked with shoulder thrusts from behind, putting a lot of pressure on the lower back of the world champ. He managed to strike back with a stiff thrust kick, and then planted Rhyno with a chokeslam! Nomad attacked from the side with his staff, but Lucifer kept coming, sending the Nomad into the ropes and dropping him with a death valley driver! He went back to Rhyno and picked him up, dropping him with a devil driver! He then picked Nomad up, and climbed over the top rope and out of the ring. Nomad stared at Lucifer on the outside untrustingly with Lucifer shouting, "go ahead" to the Nomad, as he dropped and managed to score the pin fall victory. The Nomad and Bill Alfonzo peered down at Michael Lucifer on the outside puzzled as Civil Action came to a conclusive ending.