Episode #41
Spartan Stadium, Lansing
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man tipped their hats as Civil Action kicked off with an
explosion. Stat-Man was glad to be back on American soil, as the World Tour took
it's first deviation through the land of the free. Buddy Luv said he enjoyed the
enthusiastic Canadian crowd, but agreed it was good to be back. He went on to
question how the shift of locale might affect the head-booker's credibility ratings,
with the Mystery CEO bearing down on him. Stat-Man told him they might find out
as his stooge took on his former partner.
Hardcore match
Hulk Hogan versus Marz
Violent J's head stooge was runnin' wild in the arena, making good on his promise
to take out Violent J's former partner, and now bitter enemy - Marz.
Marz' speed proved to be a great advantage, as did his own personal chain. Hogan
was busted open, as the match spilled to the outside almost immediately. After
getting the jump on Hogan, he was able to rummage under the ring, producing a
hockey stick! Marz' speed let him dodge it, finishing the match with the shotei strike.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [2:47]
In the locker rooms Michael Lucifer was sitting in the locker rooms. He pulled his
elbows off his knees, and leant back against the wall. Lucifer turned his attention to
the end of the row of lockers, revealing Daemon X. Lucifer greeted him, thanking
his greatest horseman for joining him. Lucifer praised Daemon X, War, as the only
one who didn't fail him. Lucifer told him that as his most trusted Horseman, he
knew it would be safe to tell him that things were not as they seemed. Lucifer
explained that despite the claims Rhyno couldn't beat him, he could. Lucifer told his
horseman that the ladder match, and the panic room had taken much more out of
him that he'd let on. He explained that if he were to have a chance, he would have
to gather his strength, while Daemon X delivered opportunity. Daemon X promised
to do all he could to hurt Rhyno in their match, later in the night.
Jason Shamrock versus Superfly
The crowd prepared to get a little zenlightenment as Superfly hit the ring for his
match against Jason Shamrock. Shamrock's luck seemed to be with him, as he
unloaded on Superfly with a barrage of martial arts kicks. Superfly suddenly
became quite disturbed. With a shocked expression, Superfly allowed himself to be
counted out, handing Jason Shamrock another victory in a string of wins.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via count out [2:11]
Steven Oozaru was with roving reporter Gregory Helms in the back. Oozaru told
Helms that Daemon X' hold over Banging wasn't going to last, because the bond of
the Pacific Connection was far greater than his hocus pocus. Oozaru told Helms that
later in the night, he would face Banging in the ring to make him remember the
Connection, and then at Kingdom Come he would take Daemon X out himself!
In the offices Violent J was on the phone, doing a lot of nodding. Hogan stumbled
in, as Violent J hung up the phone. He blasted Hogan for losing, claiming he was
as bad as Marc Scott and Halle Berry! VJ told Hogan that the mystery CEO was
putting more pressure on him to produce Statix, as well as telling him he wasn't
living up to the International championship standard. Hogan told him that he should go
out and fight in a non-title match. The Y2Juggalo told Hogan that it was a good idea,
and that he couldn't possibly stay angry with him. The two hugged.
Daemon X versus Rhyno
Rhyno was accompanied by his manager, Paul Heyman, as Rhyno felt heat from the
Lansing home crowd. Daemon X came out second best, as the two kicked off the
match. Daemon X taunted Rhyno with hand gestures and chanting, before trying to
match power with the manimal. Rhyno was able to find his way into a lead early on,
pummeling Daemon X. The occult superstar was able to gain some advantage, going
off the top with a high risk maneuver! In the end, it would be the gore to finish.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [4:05]
In the parking lot, the Nomad was pacing backward and forth. With Statix still missing,
and his injuries hindering him, a handicapped match didn't look good for him, with a
tag match scheduled later in the night. Lights flashed on, as the Nomad spotted a
shadowy figure, he tried to see through the shadows, stepping closer slowly.,
Suddenly, a car came speeding through, clipping the Nomad! The camera man put his
rig down, and checked on the Nomad before running for help. The camera, still rolling,
revealed a pair of black men's shoes, as someone in suit pants knelt down beside the
Nomad and checked on him.
The Godfather versus Violent J
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man pondered what happened in the back, promising to keep
fans updated on the Nomad. Violent J came out, followed by the Godfather to do
battle in a non-title match. The International champion showed some class in the
early goings, using his greater maneuverability to get around the Godfather's stiff
style. J distracted the referee, nailing Godfather with a low blow kick, following it up
with a very public spike DDT. The Godfather's hoes swarmed the ring, beating down
on the head-booker, and resulting in a disqualification.
Winner: Violent J via disqualification [5:30]
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were relieved to update that the Nomad was barely bruised
by his narrow encounter with a vehicle. Emergency staff confirmed that the Nomad
would be fit to wrestle later in the night, if he felt up to it. The only real risk, was
shock. Stat-Man speculated what that could mean for his match at Kingdom Come.
Steven Oozaru versus Banging
The Pacific Connection prepared to do battle, Steven Oozaru starting the match trying
to get through to Banging. Oozaru spoke vigorously to his partner, describing some of
their great matches, and victories as a tag team. Just as it seemed like he was getting
through, Banging went on the attack, nailing Oozaru with right hands, before sending
him into the ropes and scoring with the Samoan drop! The Aussie giant's heart was
obviously too involved in the match, putting up a strong defensive, but not enough
to fend off Banging, fighting with the strength of a madman. The Kiwi bomb finished it
off, allowing Banging to pick up a victory just days before he faces the X champion.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [6:23]
Marz was in the back, asking the question - what about Marz?
He verbally assaulted his former partner Violent J, calling his tactics underhanded
and weak. He lashed out, using his defeat over Hulk Hogan as a symbol of his undying
desire. The Dark Lotus turned his attention to Amazing Red's challenge, scoffing the
light heavyweight for his audacity. Marz counted down his highlights, including a ninety-
one day reign as International champion. Marz laughed, and accepted.
Tag Team match
The Hurricane & Albert Beefcake versus The Nomad & Statix
The New Super Friends made their way to the ring for their match, with the Lansing
crowd going insane for the tag team champions. The Nomad made his way to the
ring, taking a microphone when he got there. He explained that with his internal
injuries, he didn't really want to have to fight before Kingdom Come. He then explained
that without Statix, there wasn't a chance in hell he could handle them. The Hurricane
snatched the microphone, and told Nomad that it would be irresponsible of him to allow
Nomad to fight, agreeing to postpone the match for another day.
Winner: No contest [0:00]
The Super Friends raised Nomad's arm, as Civil Action came to an end. Buddy Luv
and Stat-Man said their goodbyes, reminding everyone to tune into Aftershock, and
main event weekend for ICWW: Kingdom Come.
Special mention:
Daemon X may be
making enemies,
but he also has
powerful allies!
Tuesday, May 11, 2004
Friday, May 7, 2004
ICWW: Aftershock (May 7, 2004)
Episode #45
Thunder Bay Tournament
Centre, Thunder Bay
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were in the booth as Aftershock kicked off from the cosy Thunder Bay Tournament Centre. Buddy Luv welcomed everyone to the indie-fest from Marz and Violent J's home town! Stat-Man asked Buddy how he knew the Dark Carnival was in Thunder Bay, but Luv ignored it, recapping on the mystery of Statix. The sensation was scheduled to fight Michael Lucifer on Civil Action, but was nowhere to be found, putting Violent J in some hot water with the mystery CEO!
Paul E. and Rhyno made their way to the ring. Heyman announced that the arena was sold out, and that he wasn't surprised, because it was probably the first time Thunder Bay had ever been graced by a spectacle such as ICWW. He went on to say that it was a travesty that the campaign of pain would even be forced to divert through a hick town such as Thunder Bay. At that moment the rar rap blasted into the arena, seeing Albert Beefcake step out at the entrance. He told them that Thunder Bay reminded him a lot of Alaska, and he wouldn't stand by and let them rat on it.
Rhyno versus Albert Beefcake
Albo had the crowd behind him as he defended them, taking Rhyno with a big clothesline. Unable to connect with the cocobutts, the momentum slowly began to swing in favour of the manimal. Trying to psyche his protégé up, Heyman reminded him of the loss he suffered, and the many losses at the hands of Lucifer. Rhyno managed to run away with the match, finishing Albert with the gore.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [3:19]
In the back, Amazing Red was talking with Gregory Helms. Red made light of Marz' complaints, telling Helms that he was surprised a small town bumpkin like Marz hadn't been dropped down the card sooner. Red impersonated Marz, making light of his promos with a baby's bottle. Helms asked the Red Tornado what the motive behind the display was, and Red threw out a challenge to Marz for Kingdom Come.
Jason Shamrock versus Marc Scott
Jason Shamrock looking to continue to fend off his losing streak up against Marc Scott. The two put forward a technical start, matching each other with a series of locks, but as if he were a man possessed, Jason Shamrock exhibited some intense strength. The belly to belly suplex almost shook the ring, and kept Marc Scott down for the count.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [5:22]
In the gym, the Nomad was doing some light weight work when Hogan was passing. The Hulkster asked Nomad if he was going to be physically fit to face Marc Scott by Kingdom Come. The Nomad told the head booker's stooge that he would guarantee his fitness, and dominance over Scott on the main event stage. Hogan laughed, and mocked Nomad for babying himself through injury. Nomad asked Hogan who he was on his way to face, and laughed. Hogan headed off to the entrance.
In the locker rooms the Godfather and Superfly were with Rockey Rakesh. The X-division champion looked concerned, scheduled to face Marz later in the night. Superfly assured his new bhai that they would have his back in his match against the hometown hero. Rakesh reluctantly thanked them, when Gregory Helms asked if he could have an interview with the X-Division champion. Superfly and Godfather pushed Rakesh behind them, and told the roving reporter that Rakesh would be unavailable for the time being. Godfather then told Helms that he could do them a favour, and deliver a message to the Hurricane. Superfly told Helms that they would challenge Hurricane to a handicapped match, in which if they won, would make their title match a no disqualification match. Helms rubbed his chin in thought, while the zenlightened trio headed off.
Michael Lucifer versus Hulk Hogan
The spirit of vengeance felt some heat from the Thunder Bay crowd, with chants of "you screwed Marz" filling the arena. With the crowd split, Hogan raced down to the ring looking to catch Lucifer off balance. The two matched power for power, Lucifer quickly gaining the upper hand with a big choke toss. With Hogan in the corner, Lucifer was able to open up. Hogan tried to battle back, looking for the big boot, but Lucifer was able to reverse the whip and counter. The impaler kick just about had everything wrapped up, before the referee disqualified Hogan for malicious eye gouging.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via disqualification [2:52]
In the offices, the International champion and head-booker was sweating it out behind his desk. Marc Scott stumbled in rubbing the back of his head, only to get blasted by J for his loss. The Y2Juggalo told Scott that he wasn't paying him good money to go out and get injured fighting Shamrock. Marc assured him that everything would be fine, and that he had a contingency plan. Violent J told Scott that he was pleased, but wouldn't be fine until he found Statix. Scott told him that he had the perfect idea to lure Statix out.
Handicapped tag team match
The Hurricane versus Superfly and The Godfather
Going into overwhelming odds, ICWW's own super hero proved to be a match. The tag duo looked for the double team, but fell to a shocking double chokeslam. Things evened up, as Godfather battled back into the competition. Exchanging tags, they were able to isolate Hurricane, inflicting mass damage. After a pimp drop, Superfly added the exclamation point to a long battle, dropping the hero with the Zenlighten driver.
Winner: Superfly & The Godfather via pin fall [8:04]
The Y2Juggalo countdown hit the arena as the crowd erupted. The International champion strolled down to the ring, bringing the gold down with him. In front of his hometown crowd, the Thunder Bay native told the fans that he was pleased to represent his people as the world's champion. J then said he had some business to talk. He announced that at ICWW: Kingdom Come, he would defend his championship belt to none other than Statix! J said he would look forward to seeing Statix at Kingdom Come.
Marz versus Rockey Rakesh
The night's headliner kicked off, a non-title match between two of ICWW's top light heavyweight talent. The hometown crowd was right behind Marz as he took it to the X-champ with a series of kicks. Marz took time out on the turnbuckle to enjoy the crowd, countering an attack with the springboard kick. Surviving a cover, Rakesh managed to find his way into the match, utilising the 619 to great effect. Taking a moment to ground himself, Rakesh looked to open Marz up with a bizarre submission move, capitalising on weeks of abuse at the hands of Violent J's heavyweights. With the crowd chanting his name, Marz was able to power out, finding the ropes and nailing Rakesh with the shotei! With Rakesh down, Marz went up top and came crashing down with the phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [9:55]
With the crowd on their feet, Marz celebrated the victory and shook hands with Rockey Rakesh when suddenly Amazing Red raced down to the ring! Taking advantage of the lengthy battle, the Red Tornado swept through the ring taking both the X-Division champ, and Marz out! Buddy Luv and Stat-Man couldn't believe it, as Aftershock came to an end!
Special mention:
Violent J offers the perfect bait to lure Statix out of hiding. Will it work?
Thunder Bay Tournament
Centre, Thunder Bay
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were in the booth as Aftershock kicked off from the cosy Thunder Bay Tournament Centre. Buddy Luv welcomed everyone to the indie-fest from Marz and Violent J's home town! Stat-Man asked Buddy how he knew the Dark Carnival was in Thunder Bay, but Luv ignored it, recapping on the mystery of Statix. The sensation was scheduled to fight Michael Lucifer on Civil Action, but was nowhere to be found, putting Violent J in some hot water with the mystery CEO!
Paul E. and Rhyno made their way to the ring. Heyman announced that the arena was sold out, and that he wasn't surprised, because it was probably the first time Thunder Bay had ever been graced by a spectacle such as ICWW. He went on to say that it was a travesty that the campaign of pain would even be forced to divert through a hick town such as Thunder Bay. At that moment the rar rap blasted into the arena, seeing Albert Beefcake step out at the entrance. He told them that Thunder Bay reminded him a lot of Alaska, and he wouldn't stand by and let them rat on it.
Rhyno versus Albert Beefcake
Albo had the crowd behind him as he defended them, taking Rhyno with a big clothesline. Unable to connect with the cocobutts, the momentum slowly began to swing in favour of the manimal. Trying to psyche his protégé up, Heyman reminded him of the loss he suffered, and the many losses at the hands of Lucifer. Rhyno managed to run away with the match, finishing Albert with the gore.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [3:19]
In the back, Amazing Red was talking with Gregory Helms. Red made light of Marz' complaints, telling Helms that he was surprised a small town bumpkin like Marz hadn't been dropped down the card sooner. Red impersonated Marz, making light of his promos with a baby's bottle. Helms asked the Red Tornado what the motive behind the display was, and Red threw out a challenge to Marz for Kingdom Come.
Jason Shamrock versus Marc Scott
Jason Shamrock looking to continue to fend off his losing streak up against Marc Scott. The two put forward a technical start, matching each other with a series of locks, but as if he were a man possessed, Jason Shamrock exhibited some intense strength. The belly to belly suplex almost shook the ring, and kept Marc Scott down for the count.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [5:22]
In the gym, the Nomad was doing some light weight work when Hogan was passing. The Hulkster asked Nomad if he was going to be physically fit to face Marc Scott by Kingdom Come. The Nomad told the head booker's stooge that he would guarantee his fitness, and dominance over Scott on the main event stage. Hogan laughed, and mocked Nomad for babying himself through injury. Nomad asked Hogan who he was on his way to face, and laughed. Hogan headed off to the entrance.
In the locker rooms the Godfather and Superfly were with Rockey Rakesh. The X-division champion looked concerned, scheduled to face Marz later in the night. Superfly assured his new bhai that they would have his back in his match against the hometown hero. Rakesh reluctantly thanked them, when Gregory Helms asked if he could have an interview with the X-Division champion. Superfly and Godfather pushed Rakesh behind them, and told the roving reporter that Rakesh would be unavailable for the time being. Godfather then told Helms that he could do them a favour, and deliver a message to the Hurricane. Superfly told Helms that they would challenge Hurricane to a handicapped match, in which if they won, would make their title match a no disqualification match. Helms rubbed his chin in thought, while the zenlightened trio headed off.
Michael Lucifer versus Hulk Hogan
The spirit of vengeance felt some heat from the Thunder Bay crowd, with chants of "you screwed Marz" filling the arena. With the crowd split, Hogan raced down to the ring looking to catch Lucifer off balance. The two matched power for power, Lucifer quickly gaining the upper hand with a big choke toss. With Hogan in the corner, Lucifer was able to open up. Hogan tried to battle back, looking for the big boot, but Lucifer was able to reverse the whip and counter. The impaler kick just about had everything wrapped up, before the referee disqualified Hogan for malicious eye gouging.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via disqualification [2:52]
In the offices, the International champion and head-booker was sweating it out behind his desk. Marc Scott stumbled in rubbing the back of his head, only to get blasted by J for his loss. The Y2Juggalo told Scott that he wasn't paying him good money to go out and get injured fighting Shamrock. Marc assured him that everything would be fine, and that he had a contingency plan. Violent J told Scott that he was pleased, but wouldn't be fine until he found Statix. Scott told him that he had the perfect idea to lure Statix out.
Handicapped tag team match
The Hurricane versus Superfly and The Godfather
Going into overwhelming odds, ICWW's own super hero proved to be a match. The tag duo looked for the double team, but fell to a shocking double chokeslam. Things evened up, as Godfather battled back into the competition. Exchanging tags, they were able to isolate Hurricane, inflicting mass damage. After a pimp drop, Superfly added the exclamation point to a long battle, dropping the hero with the Zenlighten driver.
Winner: Superfly & The Godfather via pin fall [8:04]
The Y2Juggalo countdown hit the arena as the crowd erupted. The International champion strolled down to the ring, bringing the gold down with him. In front of his hometown crowd, the Thunder Bay native told the fans that he was pleased to represent his people as the world's champion. J then said he had some business to talk. He announced that at ICWW: Kingdom Come, he would defend his championship belt to none other than Statix! J said he would look forward to seeing Statix at Kingdom Come.
Marz versus Rockey Rakesh
The night's headliner kicked off, a non-title match between two of ICWW's top light heavyweight talent. The hometown crowd was right behind Marz as he took it to the X-champ with a series of kicks. Marz took time out on the turnbuckle to enjoy the crowd, countering an attack with the springboard kick. Surviving a cover, Rakesh managed to find his way into the match, utilising the 619 to great effect. Taking a moment to ground himself, Rakesh looked to open Marz up with a bizarre submission move, capitalising on weeks of abuse at the hands of Violent J's heavyweights. With the crowd chanting his name, Marz was able to power out, finding the ropes and nailing Rakesh with the shotei! With Rakesh down, Marz went up top and came crashing down with the phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [9:55]
With the crowd on their feet, Marz celebrated the victory and shook hands with Rockey Rakesh when suddenly Amazing Red raced down to the ring! Taking advantage of the lengthy battle, the Red Tornado swept through the ring taking both the X-Division champ, and Marz out! Buddy Luv and Stat-Man couldn't believe it, as Aftershock came to an end!
Special mention:
Violent J offers the perfect bait to lure Statix out of hiding. Will it work?
Tuesday, May 4, 2004
ICWW: Civil Action (May 4, 2004)
Episode #40
SkyDome, Toronto
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were feeling good as Civil Action hit Toronto! Stat-Man threw speculation to the events of Aftershock, wondering if Michael Lucifer would come any closer to discovering the mystery of the chess piece. Buddy Luv also cast speculation over whether or not the Nomad would learn his opponent.
The Canadian crowd popped as Violent J and Marz came face to face backstage. The two stared at each other before the Y2Juggalo threw his hand in Marz' face and told him that finally the head booker had come back to Toronto. Marz told Violent J that he didn't care about catch phrases, or mad cap antics. Marz told the head booker that he was more than dissatisfied, and demanded a match against a worthy opponent. Violent J told his former partner that he would be facing a former heavyweight champion, and one of the biggest superstars in ICWW history, and that he should just sit tight.
Rockey Rakesh versus Daemon X
Daemon X scheduled to take on X-Division champion, Rockey Rakesh, in a non-title match. Rockey Rakesh cautiously made his way down the aisle, carrying the X belt. Daemon X headed to the ropes, taunting Rakesh with indecipherable incantations. With a look of horror on his face, Rakesh backed up the entrance way, leaving the referee with no option other than to count him out, handing DX the win.
Winner: Daemon X via count out [0:12]
Violent J burst into the offices with Hulk Hogan following behind. The Y2Juggalo dropped into his big leather chair, looking flustered. Hogan massaged the head booker while J ranted about his problems. J complained about Marz, Steven Oozaru, Statix, the CEO all riding him. Hogan told Violent J that he'd be happy to take care of each one of them for him. J thanked him for being good to him, and told him that he could take care of Oozaru once and for all. The two laughed dramatically.
X-Division Championship contender match
Banging versus Amazing Red
Banging headed to the ring accompanied by Daemon X, who barked instructions to him for his shot at the X-Division title. The Red Tornado looked hot, heading to the ring for one on one action. Speed was the order of the day, the two dancing rings around each other to a stand still, before Amazing Red found some advantage with a springboard moonsault. As Banging staggered his way to his feet, Red went off the top with a dragonrana, only to have Daemon X reach in, enabling Banging to reverse the pin. Giving Banging a questionable victory over the rookie.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [4:42]
In the back Marc Scott was watching the action on a monitor clapping, when suddenly the Nomad approached and turned it off. Scott asked Nomad if he thought Banging's win was excellent, but the Nomad didn't seem interested. The Nomad told Scott that he assumed he was running with Violent J, now that he'd risen to power and the Horsemen had disbanded. Scott nodded, and told Nomad that he was always on the winning team. Nomad, laughing, asked the former Horseman if that was why he'd spent so much time out of ICWW. Scott got serious, and said that while he had had a sweet deal on the other side of the fence, he may have had an err of judgment. Nomad warned that he was making another poor judgment call, taking him on.
Hulk Hogan versus Steven Oozaru
Looking to do Violent J's bidding, Hollywood Hulk Hogan headed out to face Steven Oozaru. Despite having a victory over him, Hogan didn't seem to be able to impose himself over Steven Oozaru. The two goliaths of the ring traded blows, matching power for power. The big Aussie was able to exert himself over the Californian, using his superior maneuverability to score the flatliner. An abrupt end to the match. With Hogan down, Oozaru turned his attention to the camera's, shouting that his win was for Daemon X. The big man threw punches for the camera, before chanting "Pacific Connection" and heading to the showers.
Winner: Steven Oozaru via pin fall [3:36]
In the back, Godfather and Superfly were meditating on mats with the Godfather's escorts, when Rockey Rakesh burst through and tripped over them. Superfly asked Rakesh what his hurry was. Speaking in his native Indian, the X-Division champion rambled with panic on his face. Superfly helped Rakesh calm down enough to learn that Rakesh was afraid his mantra had been sullied by his quest for X-Division gold. He explained that he was vulnerable to forces of darkness, such as Daemon X. Superfly and Godfather invited Rockey to invite them, and told him to find his centre and relax.
Jason Shamrock versus Marc Scott
Shamrock looked out of sorts as he prepared to take on Violent J's new corporate stooge, Marc Scott. Before the bell, Shamrock stopped in the corner and muttered something, before unleashing a devastating combination as the match got under way. Marc Scott was forced onto the back foot, but managed to found some ground getting Shamrock into the corner. Scott unloaded with a series of chops, before finding an edge with the triple German suplex. Shamrock managed to rip victory from the clutches of defeat, hitting the belly to belly and picking up a cover. Shamrock looked toward the back, while the referee raised his arm.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [4:45]
Michael Lucifer was with Gregory Helms in the back. Helms asked the Hardcore champion about the mysterious package he received on Aftershock. Lucifer said it was just another twist in the mystery CEO's game. He told Helms that he couldn't be exactly sure what it meant, but he had an idea that the CEO had won over one of his people. Helms asked what that meant, after his team's defeat at Worlds Collide. Lucifer stared into Helms' eyes and told him, it meant he was very angry.
Marz versus Albert Beefcake
As per Violent J's instruction, Marz headed to the ring and awaited his opponent. It turned out to be none other than the Big Beefer himself, one-half of the tag team champions. Marz fared well in the early goings, but Albert was able to turn it around, overpowering the seemingly exhausted Marz. Battling on valiantly, Marz managed to buy himself time with the shotei palm strike. Unable to pick up the cover, Albert dropped Marz hard with a fall forward slam, furthering VJ's taunts with a firm cover.
Winner: Albert Beefcake via pin fall [10:22]
Rhyno's theme hit the PA, but only his manager Paul Heyman strutted down to the ring. Heyman grabbed a microphone and greeted the Toronto crowd. Heyman acknowledged the crowd's booing as fair, because he wasn't there to be liked, he was there to be a manager. Heyman tilted his cap to the history, and fantastic moments in wrestling Canada had been home to. He admitted that it would no doubt be another fantastic night after he was done, when the headlining match - Michael Lucifer versus Statix - would take place. He paid tribute to the legacy Statix was building for himself, and predicted that he would be an International champion by the end of the year. Paul E. went on to say that the only real let down of the night would be Michael Lucifer; the "big angry man" who was coming to squash everyone. He said the only thing Lucifer was squashing was ratings. It was then the hardcore champion's theme hit, and the man himself stormed down to the ring. With Heyman cowering, Lucifer stepped over the top rope and grabbed Heyman in a choke, bearing down on the manager. Out of nowhere, Rhyno slipped out of the crowd and tried to take the big man down, but ran into a chokeslam!
Heyman frantically helped his client out of the ring, shouting obscenities at Lucifer while he spoke to the referee as Statix' theme hit. In the backstage area, Violent J was pacing up and down asking technical staff if anyone had seen Statix. With no sign of Statix, VJ grabbed the first wrestler in sight - the Hurricane - and told him to get out there.
Michael Lucifer versus The Hurricane
A hint of confusion crept across the hardcore champ's face as the Hurricane stepped out at the entrance way. The super hero flew down to the ring, with the Toronto crowd behind him all the way. Hurricane looked Lucifer up and down, and offered to shake his hand, only to get dropped with a back breaker. Lucifer exerted his strength over the light heavyweight, bearing down with thrusts to the throat. As the gear changed to a faster pace, Hurricane found a way to knock the big man down. Hurricane stopped to offer a thumbs up, before picking Lucifer up for a chokeslam. Lucifer shook his head, and scooped the Hurricane up for the devil driver, before folding his arms.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via pin fall [3:42]
The referee returned Lucifer's hardcore championship belt, and raised his arm as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man wrapped up Civil Action. Questions about the whereabouts of Statix was the question of the night, as the two challenged everyone to be with them live from Thunder Bay - home town of the head booker, Violent J!
Special mention:
Albert's win pushes Marz even farther from his lofty goals.
SkyDome, Toronto
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were feeling good as Civil Action hit Toronto! Stat-Man threw speculation to the events of Aftershock, wondering if Michael Lucifer would come any closer to discovering the mystery of the chess piece. Buddy Luv also cast speculation over whether or not the Nomad would learn his opponent.
The Canadian crowd popped as Violent J and Marz came face to face backstage. The two stared at each other before the Y2Juggalo threw his hand in Marz' face and told him that finally the head booker had come back to Toronto. Marz told Violent J that he didn't care about catch phrases, or mad cap antics. Marz told the head booker that he was more than dissatisfied, and demanded a match against a worthy opponent. Violent J told his former partner that he would be facing a former heavyweight champion, and one of the biggest superstars in ICWW history, and that he should just sit tight.
Rockey Rakesh versus Daemon X
Daemon X scheduled to take on X-Division champion, Rockey Rakesh, in a non-title match. Rockey Rakesh cautiously made his way down the aisle, carrying the X belt. Daemon X headed to the ropes, taunting Rakesh with indecipherable incantations. With a look of horror on his face, Rakesh backed up the entrance way, leaving the referee with no option other than to count him out, handing DX the win.
Winner: Daemon X via count out [0:12]
Violent J burst into the offices with Hulk Hogan following behind. The Y2Juggalo dropped into his big leather chair, looking flustered. Hogan massaged the head booker while J ranted about his problems. J complained about Marz, Steven Oozaru, Statix, the CEO all riding him. Hogan told Violent J that he'd be happy to take care of each one of them for him. J thanked him for being good to him, and told him that he could take care of Oozaru once and for all. The two laughed dramatically.
X-Division Championship contender match
Banging versus Amazing Red
Banging headed to the ring accompanied by Daemon X, who barked instructions to him for his shot at the X-Division title. The Red Tornado looked hot, heading to the ring for one on one action. Speed was the order of the day, the two dancing rings around each other to a stand still, before Amazing Red found some advantage with a springboard moonsault. As Banging staggered his way to his feet, Red went off the top with a dragonrana, only to have Daemon X reach in, enabling Banging to reverse the pin. Giving Banging a questionable victory over the rookie.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [4:42]
In the back Marc Scott was watching the action on a monitor clapping, when suddenly the Nomad approached and turned it off. Scott asked Nomad if he thought Banging's win was excellent, but the Nomad didn't seem interested. The Nomad told Scott that he assumed he was running with Violent J, now that he'd risen to power and the Horsemen had disbanded. Scott nodded, and told Nomad that he was always on the winning team. Nomad, laughing, asked the former Horseman if that was why he'd spent so much time out of ICWW. Scott got serious, and said that while he had had a sweet deal on the other side of the fence, he may have had an err of judgment. Nomad warned that he was making another poor judgment call, taking him on.
Hulk Hogan versus Steven Oozaru
Looking to do Violent J's bidding, Hollywood Hulk Hogan headed out to face Steven Oozaru. Despite having a victory over him, Hogan didn't seem to be able to impose himself over Steven Oozaru. The two goliaths of the ring traded blows, matching power for power. The big Aussie was able to exert himself over the Californian, using his superior maneuverability to score the flatliner. An abrupt end to the match. With Hogan down, Oozaru turned his attention to the camera's, shouting that his win was for Daemon X. The big man threw punches for the camera, before chanting "Pacific Connection" and heading to the showers.
Winner: Steven Oozaru via pin fall [3:36]
In the back, Godfather and Superfly were meditating on mats with the Godfather's escorts, when Rockey Rakesh burst through and tripped over them. Superfly asked Rakesh what his hurry was. Speaking in his native Indian, the X-Division champion rambled with panic on his face. Superfly helped Rakesh calm down enough to learn that Rakesh was afraid his mantra had been sullied by his quest for X-Division gold. He explained that he was vulnerable to forces of darkness, such as Daemon X. Superfly and Godfather invited Rockey to invite them, and told him to find his centre and relax.
Jason Shamrock versus Marc Scott
Shamrock looked out of sorts as he prepared to take on Violent J's new corporate stooge, Marc Scott. Before the bell, Shamrock stopped in the corner and muttered something, before unleashing a devastating combination as the match got under way. Marc Scott was forced onto the back foot, but managed to found some ground getting Shamrock into the corner. Scott unloaded with a series of chops, before finding an edge with the triple German suplex. Shamrock managed to rip victory from the clutches of defeat, hitting the belly to belly and picking up a cover. Shamrock looked toward the back, while the referee raised his arm.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [4:45]
Michael Lucifer was with Gregory Helms in the back. Helms asked the Hardcore champion about the mysterious package he received on Aftershock. Lucifer said it was just another twist in the mystery CEO's game. He told Helms that he couldn't be exactly sure what it meant, but he had an idea that the CEO had won over one of his people. Helms asked what that meant, after his team's defeat at Worlds Collide. Lucifer stared into Helms' eyes and told him, it meant he was very angry.
Marz versus Albert Beefcake
As per Violent J's instruction, Marz headed to the ring and awaited his opponent. It turned out to be none other than the Big Beefer himself, one-half of the tag team champions. Marz fared well in the early goings, but Albert was able to turn it around, overpowering the seemingly exhausted Marz. Battling on valiantly, Marz managed to buy himself time with the shotei palm strike. Unable to pick up the cover, Albert dropped Marz hard with a fall forward slam, furthering VJ's taunts with a firm cover.
Winner: Albert Beefcake via pin fall [10:22]
Rhyno's theme hit the PA, but only his manager Paul Heyman strutted down to the ring. Heyman grabbed a microphone and greeted the Toronto crowd. Heyman acknowledged the crowd's booing as fair, because he wasn't there to be liked, he was there to be a manager. Heyman tilted his cap to the history, and fantastic moments in wrestling Canada had been home to. He admitted that it would no doubt be another fantastic night after he was done, when the headlining match - Michael Lucifer versus Statix - would take place. He paid tribute to the legacy Statix was building for himself, and predicted that he would be an International champion by the end of the year. Paul E. went on to say that the only real let down of the night would be Michael Lucifer; the "big angry man" who was coming to squash everyone. He said the only thing Lucifer was squashing was ratings. It was then the hardcore champion's theme hit, and the man himself stormed down to the ring. With Heyman cowering, Lucifer stepped over the top rope and grabbed Heyman in a choke, bearing down on the manager. Out of nowhere, Rhyno slipped out of the crowd and tried to take the big man down, but ran into a chokeslam!
Heyman frantically helped his client out of the ring, shouting obscenities at Lucifer while he spoke to the referee as Statix' theme hit. In the backstage area, Violent J was pacing up and down asking technical staff if anyone had seen Statix. With no sign of Statix, VJ grabbed the first wrestler in sight - the Hurricane - and told him to get out there.
Michael Lucifer versus The Hurricane
A hint of confusion crept across the hardcore champ's face as the Hurricane stepped out at the entrance way. The super hero flew down to the ring, with the Toronto crowd behind him all the way. Hurricane looked Lucifer up and down, and offered to shake his hand, only to get dropped with a back breaker. Lucifer exerted his strength over the light heavyweight, bearing down with thrusts to the throat. As the gear changed to a faster pace, Hurricane found a way to knock the big man down. Hurricane stopped to offer a thumbs up, before picking Lucifer up for a chokeslam. Lucifer shook his head, and scooped the Hurricane up for the devil driver, before folding his arms.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via pin fall [3:42]
The referee returned Lucifer's hardcore championship belt, and raised his arm as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man wrapped up Civil Action. Questions about the whereabouts of Statix was the question of the night, as the two challenged everyone to be with them live from Thunder Bay - home town of the head booker, Violent J!
Special mention:
Albert's win pushes Marz even farther from his lofty goals.
Friday, April 30, 2004
Tuesday, April 27, 2004
ICWW: Civil Action (Apr 27, 2004)
Episode #39
Skyreach Centre, Alberta
Buddy Luv and Stat-man were excited to bring Civil Action back for a second week since it's return. Stat-Man told Buddy Luv that he was excited to be moving on, statistically speaking, and knew that it was going to be a great night. Buddy Luv agreed reminding fans of the pink slip hardcore title match later in the night, pitting Statix against his former mentor - Michael Lucifer.
Stat-Man was interrupted as Marz appeared on the big screen. He was sitting in a dimly lit vacant casino with a revolver in his hand. Marz spun the gun around on his hand and said that ICWW, like life, was just a big game. A game of roulette. Marz put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger twice, imitating the sound. "Click click". He said that like any game, the stakes would be higher for some. "Click click", again he pulled the trigger twice. He said that some didn't matter. He asked the question, 'what about Marz? What does Marz think?'. "Click click". Marz turned to the camera and warned that he thought it was time to play, firing the gun at the camera.
The Godfather versus The Hurricane
Old rivalries die hard as one half of the tag team champions, the Hurricane, took on his seminal counterpart, the Godfather. The Hurricane was able to keep the pace quick, keeping Godfather in the gates. The Hurricane went off the top, scoring a huge top rope spinning heel kick. Godfather tried to muscle back into the match, finding his way to a running splash. Hurricane was able to drop Godfather with the vertebreaker, but it wasn't enough. The pimp drop seeing Godfather to a victory.
Winner: The Godfather via pin fall [4:19]
In the back, Daemon X was with the masked superstar, Banging. Banging didn't seem to be himself, listening idly while Daemon X explained that he was going to feel out their situation with Rockey Rakesh. DX commanded Banging to watch his back while he took care of business. Banging dropped to one knee and bowed, while Daemon X laughed. Banging waited until the occult superstar was gone, before rising.
Steven Oozaru versus Hulk Hogan
The two big men hit the ring, in the Aussie colossus Steven Oozaru and Hulkamania Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The two clawed up in a test of strength, seeing Hogan get the better of Oozaru. Oozaru managed to battle back, gaining an advantage with illegal use of a steel bar! With blood running down his face Hogan managed to reverse the Irish whip, returning the favour with a shattering big boot to the face. With Oozaru down he dropped the big leg drop, but no content, Hogan signaled for one more! The second leg drop proved to be enough, earning Hogan the upset victory.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [4:53]
Statix arrived in the car park, only to be confronted by roving reporter Gregory Helms. Helms asked how Statix was feeling coming into perhaps the biggest match of his career, a pink slip match against Michael Lucifer. Statix admitted he was nervous, and acknowledged that the future was never clear with Lucifer. He said the dismantling of the Four Horsemen was a good thing for him, and felt he could win. Albert Beefcake approached with a "rar", and asked Helms if he had seen the Hurricane anywhere. Gregory and Albert exchanged exaggerated winks.
Superfly versus Albert Beefcake
The second half of the tag team champions, and contenders set up to duke it out. Superfly presented Albert Beefcake with a dream catcher before the match. Albert seemed to have trouble understand how it worked, so Superfly explained it to him. While Albert, being a proud Alaskan, appreciated it's Native representation, he didn't appreciate Superfly's hybrid philosophy, showing it with a devastating cocobutt. Superfly struggled to fend off Albert's assault, looking for any edge. Some of the Godfather's hoes made their way to the ring, distracting the referee long enough for Superfly to blow powder in Albert Beefcake's eyes, giving him the roll up victory.
Winner: Superfly via pin fall [4:20]
Backstage the injured Nomad wearing street clothes approached Marc Scott at the catering table. Nomad asked if he had seen where Statix had gone after arriving. Scott corrected him for referring to him as Famine, and told Nomad that even though he'd been keeping an eye on Statix, he wasn't sure where he was. Nomad leaned in and warned Famine not to get involved in the night's headliner. As Nomad began to leave, Scott grabbed Nomad in a hammer lock, pulling him back by the shoulder to apply pressure on the injured mid-section and asked what he would to stop him. Nomad staggered away, leaving Scott to enjoy cheese and wine.
Daemon X versus Rockey Rakesh
Acidic Wonder had refereeing chores as Daemon X took on the current X-Division champion. The Wonder looked confident, dealing with a high paced battle. Daemon, already known for being able to tie it up with the best of them, matched Rakesh's speed. The yoga trained superstar tried to wrap his opponent up in knots, but DX was able to impose his influence on the champ. Banging slowly made his way down to ringside, distracting Daemon X long enough to allow Rakesh to steal the win.
Winner: Rockey Rakesh via pin fall [8:38]
Paul Heyman made his way to the ring with Rhyno to drum up hype for the hardcore title match at ICWW: Kingdom Come. Heyman began by acknowledging that he'd heard the news, and wanted to assure everyone that while Rhyno didn't have a strong record against Michael Lucifer, it wouldn't matter if he had to face him in the cage. Heyman reminded fans of the cage match Lucifer had against Triple H at Reckoning. He reminded everyone of the fierce rivalry between Lucifer and the Game. That Triple H had crippled Lucifer, and almost maimed his wife through Edge. Heyman then asked Rhyno what he'd ever done to Lucifer. Heyman interrupted and pointed out that he'd done nothing to ever cross Lucifer, which was why Rhyno was a shoe-in. Paul E. told the crowd that Lucifer was the spirit of vengeance, and without vengeance, he was nothing but a pussy cat. Rhyno and Heyman laughed as they left the ring.
Amazing Red versus Marz
The 140lb red tornado hit the ring for a big match early in his career. Marz was as unforgiving as ever, coming to the ring wielding a steel chain. The rookie in Amazing Red managed to disarm the former International champion in the early going, but fell victim to the springboard kick. The flying continued, as Red made another attempt to steal the match, looking for the springboard moonsault, but couldn't connect. Marz was able to finish it with a precise shotei palm, and a high flying Phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [4:02]
In the offices Violent J was sitting behind a desk with Hulk Hogan sitting next to it, watching a television. Violent J told Hogan that he thought his win over Steven Oozaru was pretty hot, but Marz came off pretty hard over Amazing Red. Hogan agreed, only to have J snap at him. Shouting about how much he hated that about Marz. Hogan tried to make it up to him, offering to fight Marz on Aftershock. Violent J pondered the situation, and told him he would think about it after the night's headliner. Hogan and J both rubbed their hands together and laughed with anticipation.
In the back the Nomad was sitting on a locker room bench with the light casting shadow over his face. Nursing his mid-section, Nomad looked up and told Statix that after all the advice Statix had given him he wanted to give some back. The Nomad told Statix that it wasn't too late to turn back. Statix turned to Nomad, and told him that he appreciated everything he'd done for him. The sensation told his friend that for the first time, he could see the future clearly. He knew something big had been coming, and that it was a destiny he was ready to face. Statix walked to the door and turned back, donning his sunglasses before stepping out of the locker rooms.
Pink Slip Hardcore Championship match
Michael Lucifer versus Statix (c)
Michael Lucifer made his way to the ring, back in the blue sash. Statix stepped out at the entrance to a huge ovation, carrying the hardcore championship over his shoulder. He stepped into the ring staring at the looming challenge in Lucifer. With a granite face, Lucifer went on the offensive swinging wildly at Statix with a lariat. The champ managed to duck it, and unloaded with a series of chops and martial arts kicks on Lucifer. Lucifer was able to get back in the match, blocking kicks with his shins allowing him to choke toss Statix into the corner. There, Lucifer unloaded with a series of body rips and boxing style punches. With blood dribbling from his mouth, Statix made it to his feet, challenging Lucifer to attack him. Statix was able to fend off further blows, but the a sumo oshi put Statix on the back foot. Leaving him open for a grounded throat strike, and a crushing defeat.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via submission, new hardcore champion [9:22]
Statix pulled himself up using the ropes, while Michael Lucifer received the championship strap. Lucifer headed for the ropes, but stopped after putting one leg through, to turn back to Statix. Emotion seemed to be the farthest thing from Lucifer's mind, offering only his typical frown before heading to the back. With a sheer look of stun on his face, Statix seemed to pass out, dropping to his knees before falling face down on the mat. Medical attendees headed to the ring as Civil Action came to a shocking conclusion.
Special mention:
The relationship between Banging and Daemon X continues to baffle.
Skyreach Centre, Alberta
Buddy Luv and Stat-man were excited to bring Civil Action back for a second week since it's return. Stat-Man told Buddy Luv that he was excited to be moving on, statistically speaking, and knew that it was going to be a great night. Buddy Luv agreed reminding fans of the pink slip hardcore title match later in the night, pitting Statix against his former mentor - Michael Lucifer.
Stat-Man was interrupted as Marz appeared on the big screen. He was sitting in a dimly lit vacant casino with a revolver in his hand. Marz spun the gun around on his hand and said that ICWW, like life, was just a big game. A game of roulette. Marz put the gun to his temple and pulled the trigger twice, imitating the sound. "Click click". He said that like any game, the stakes would be higher for some. "Click click", again he pulled the trigger twice. He said that some didn't matter. He asked the question, 'what about Marz? What does Marz think?'. "Click click". Marz turned to the camera and warned that he thought it was time to play, firing the gun at the camera.
The Godfather versus The Hurricane
Old rivalries die hard as one half of the tag team champions, the Hurricane, took on his seminal counterpart, the Godfather. The Hurricane was able to keep the pace quick, keeping Godfather in the gates. The Hurricane went off the top, scoring a huge top rope spinning heel kick. Godfather tried to muscle back into the match, finding his way to a running splash. Hurricane was able to drop Godfather with the vertebreaker, but it wasn't enough. The pimp drop seeing Godfather to a victory.
Winner: The Godfather via pin fall [4:19]
In the back, Daemon X was with the masked superstar, Banging. Banging didn't seem to be himself, listening idly while Daemon X explained that he was going to feel out their situation with Rockey Rakesh. DX commanded Banging to watch his back while he took care of business. Banging dropped to one knee and bowed, while Daemon X laughed. Banging waited until the occult superstar was gone, before rising.
Steven Oozaru versus Hulk Hogan
The two big men hit the ring, in the Aussie colossus Steven Oozaru and Hulkamania Hollywood Hulk Hogan. The two clawed up in a test of strength, seeing Hogan get the better of Oozaru. Oozaru managed to battle back, gaining an advantage with illegal use of a steel bar! With blood running down his face Hogan managed to reverse the Irish whip, returning the favour with a shattering big boot to the face. With Oozaru down he dropped the big leg drop, but no content, Hogan signaled for one more! The second leg drop proved to be enough, earning Hogan the upset victory.
Winner: Hulk Hogan via pin fall [4:53]
Statix arrived in the car park, only to be confronted by roving reporter Gregory Helms. Helms asked how Statix was feeling coming into perhaps the biggest match of his career, a pink slip match against Michael Lucifer. Statix admitted he was nervous, and acknowledged that the future was never clear with Lucifer. He said the dismantling of the Four Horsemen was a good thing for him, and felt he could win. Albert Beefcake approached with a "rar", and asked Helms if he had seen the Hurricane anywhere. Gregory and Albert exchanged exaggerated winks.
Superfly versus Albert Beefcake
The second half of the tag team champions, and contenders set up to duke it out. Superfly presented Albert Beefcake with a dream catcher before the match. Albert seemed to have trouble understand how it worked, so Superfly explained it to him. While Albert, being a proud Alaskan, appreciated it's Native representation, he didn't appreciate Superfly's hybrid philosophy, showing it with a devastating cocobutt. Superfly struggled to fend off Albert's assault, looking for any edge. Some of the Godfather's hoes made their way to the ring, distracting the referee long enough for Superfly to blow powder in Albert Beefcake's eyes, giving him the roll up victory.
Winner: Superfly via pin fall [4:20]
Backstage the injured Nomad wearing street clothes approached Marc Scott at the catering table. Nomad asked if he had seen where Statix had gone after arriving. Scott corrected him for referring to him as Famine, and told Nomad that even though he'd been keeping an eye on Statix, he wasn't sure where he was. Nomad leaned in and warned Famine not to get involved in the night's headliner. As Nomad began to leave, Scott grabbed Nomad in a hammer lock, pulling him back by the shoulder to apply pressure on the injured mid-section and asked what he would to stop him. Nomad staggered away, leaving Scott to enjoy cheese and wine.
Daemon X versus Rockey Rakesh
Acidic Wonder had refereeing chores as Daemon X took on the current X-Division champion. The Wonder looked confident, dealing with a high paced battle. Daemon, already known for being able to tie it up with the best of them, matched Rakesh's speed. The yoga trained superstar tried to wrap his opponent up in knots, but DX was able to impose his influence on the champ. Banging slowly made his way down to ringside, distracting Daemon X long enough to allow Rakesh to steal the win.
Winner: Rockey Rakesh via pin fall [8:38]
Paul Heyman made his way to the ring with Rhyno to drum up hype for the hardcore title match at ICWW: Kingdom Come. Heyman began by acknowledging that he'd heard the news, and wanted to assure everyone that while Rhyno didn't have a strong record against Michael Lucifer, it wouldn't matter if he had to face him in the cage. Heyman reminded fans of the cage match Lucifer had against Triple H at Reckoning. He reminded everyone of the fierce rivalry between Lucifer and the Game. That Triple H had crippled Lucifer, and almost maimed his wife through Edge. Heyman then asked Rhyno what he'd ever done to Lucifer. Heyman interrupted and pointed out that he'd done nothing to ever cross Lucifer, which was why Rhyno was a shoe-in. Paul E. told the crowd that Lucifer was the spirit of vengeance, and without vengeance, he was nothing but a pussy cat. Rhyno and Heyman laughed as they left the ring.
Amazing Red versus Marz
The 140lb red tornado hit the ring for a big match early in his career. Marz was as unforgiving as ever, coming to the ring wielding a steel chain. The rookie in Amazing Red managed to disarm the former International champion in the early going, but fell victim to the springboard kick. The flying continued, as Red made another attempt to steal the match, looking for the springboard moonsault, but couldn't connect. Marz was able to finish it with a precise shotei palm, and a high flying Phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [4:02]
In the offices Violent J was sitting behind a desk with Hulk Hogan sitting next to it, watching a television. Violent J told Hogan that he thought his win over Steven Oozaru was pretty hot, but Marz came off pretty hard over Amazing Red. Hogan agreed, only to have J snap at him. Shouting about how much he hated that about Marz. Hogan tried to make it up to him, offering to fight Marz on Aftershock. Violent J pondered the situation, and told him he would think about it after the night's headliner. Hogan and J both rubbed their hands together and laughed with anticipation.
In the back the Nomad was sitting on a locker room bench with the light casting shadow over his face. Nursing his mid-section, Nomad looked up and told Statix that after all the advice Statix had given him he wanted to give some back. The Nomad told Statix that it wasn't too late to turn back. Statix turned to Nomad, and told him that he appreciated everything he'd done for him. The sensation told his friend that for the first time, he could see the future clearly. He knew something big had been coming, and that it was a destiny he was ready to face. Statix walked to the door and turned back, donning his sunglasses before stepping out of the locker rooms.
Pink Slip Hardcore Championship match
Michael Lucifer versus Statix (c)
Michael Lucifer made his way to the ring, back in the blue sash. Statix stepped out at the entrance to a huge ovation, carrying the hardcore championship over his shoulder. He stepped into the ring staring at the looming challenge in Lucifer. With a granite face, Lucifer went on the offensive swinging wildly at Statix with a lariat. The champ managed to duck it, and unloaded with a series of chops and martial arts kicks on Lucifer. Lucifer was able to get back in the match, blocking kicks with his shins allowing him to choke toss Statix into the corner. There, Lucifer unloaded with a series of body rips and boxing style punches. With blood dribbling from his mouth, Statix made it to his feet, challenging Lucifer to attack him. Statix was able to fend off further blows, but the a sumo oshi put Statix on the back foot. Leaving him open for a grounded throat strike, and a crushing defeat.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via submission, new hardcore champion [9:22]
Statix pulled himself up using the ropes, while Michael Lucifer received the championship strap. Lucifer headed for the ropes, but stopped after putting one leg through, to turn back to Statix. Emotion seemed to be the farthest thing from Lucifer's mind, offering only his typical frown before heading to the back. With a sheer look of stun on his face, Statix seemed to pass out, dropping to his knees before falling face down on the mat. Medical attendees headed to the ring as Civil Action came to a shocking conclusion.
Special mention:
The relationship between Banging and Daemon X continues to baffle.
Friday, April 23, 2004
ICWW: Aftershock (Apr 23, 2004)
Episode #43
Buddy Luv and Stat Man welcomed an ecstatic crowd to the return of Aftershock. They recapped some of Civil Action’s events, and told fans they were excited to see how things played out.
Handicapped match
Statix versus The Godfather and Superfly
Statix came out to the ring looking ready to fight in his scheduled Handicap match. The Godfather and Superfly came out as a team, with the arena filling up with fruitful colours, and peace music, ladies following behind. Superfly started things, laying the beats to Statix. Just as things started to look grim for Statix, he got a sudden burst of energy, taking him down with a series of high flying moves. The crowd was really behind Statix as he dropped Superfly with the Blood Bomb. Statix turned around just in time to nail The Godfather with a block, into a scorpion kick. The Y2Juggalo countdown hit the speakers, turning Statix toward the entrance in anticipation, only to be rolled up from behind by Godfather. The two celebrated their way backstage, leaving Statix in the ring in dismay.
Winner: The Godfather and Superfly via pin fall [8:09]
Jason Shamrock bumped into Michael Lucifer backstage, and asked him if he knew what loyalty was. Jason told Lucifer that just because his team didn’t come out with the win at Worlds Collide, it didn't make it right for him to turn his back on them. Lucifer told Shamrock that his team had disappointed him so much, that he couldn’t even concentrate in the ring last week with Marz. He assured Shamrock that he wouldn’t be so lucky on Aftershock, and said he'd be looking forward to seeing Shamrock in the ring later in the night.
Marc Scott versus The Hurricane
Marc Scott made his way out to the ring to face off against The Hurricane. The Hurricane’s speed proved to be too much for Marc, as he reversed everything Marc Scott threw at him. The tag champ went on the offense, showcasing his high flying abilities. When Marc realized there was nothing he could do to slow the Hurricane's momentum, he rolled out of the ring and walked away from the match. Marc Scott wiped his hands clean from the match as he headed up the ramp and went backstage.
Winner: The Hurricane via count out [3:22]
Statix burst into Violent J’s locker room backstage, demanding a shot at his International title. Statix told the Y2Juggalo to stop hiding behind his lackeys and told him to fight him like a man. Statix could see the future, and that future was the International title around his waist. Violent J told Statix that he was a business man, and as a business man he’d cut Statix a deal. Violent J would defend his International title later in the night, if Statix agreed to put his hardcore title, and career, on the line with an opponent of J’s choosing next week on Civil Action. Statix got pumped up and agreed to the stipulations, saying that it wouldn’t matter who J put him up against, he’d be the International champion. J told Statix he’d put his title on the line, but he didn’t tell him to who. Violent J thanked Statix for agreeing, and forced him out of his locker room, saying that after next week he wouldn’t have to see Statix’s face again.
Hulk Hogan made his way out to the ring to a drowning of boo’s from the crowd. Hogan explained that he is the strongest superstar to ever grace ICWW, yet ever since losing to Amazing Red, he’d been hearing nothing but disrespect from the fans. Hogan said that he was going to get the respect he deserves, and called Amazing Red out for a match.
Hulk Hogan versus Amazing Red
Hulk Hogan took out his aggression on Amazing Red, nailing him with various power house maneuvers. Amazing Red barely rolled out of harms way from the big Hogan Leg Drop, and took Hogan down with a quick bulldog. From there it was the code red standing star press, and the pin for a clean victory over Hulk Hogan.
Winner: Amazing Red via pin fall [3:36]
Amazing Red took a little too much time celebrating his victory, and was attacked from behind by an outraged Hulk Hogan. Hogan locked Amazing Red into the bear hug, and nearly squeezed the life out of him, before leaving him on the mat motionless.
Suddenly, Marz was sitting at the front of an empty classroom on the big screen. Marz said that undeserving superstars like Albert Beefcake were taking his shot at the International title. Marz beat Violent J in the Panic Room, he beat Michael Lucifer on Civil Action, and said he was going to beat Oozaru in the headlining match on Aftershock. Marz said Violent J was trying to hold his former partner down, but it wouldn't work. After he would beat Steven Oozaru, it would put him on the top of the contender list, leaving Violent J no choice but to give him the title shot at Kingdom Come. Marz swore that Violent J’s time was coming, and he could only avoid it for so long.
Michael Lucifer versus Jason Shamrock
Jason Shamrock started off the match looking good, applying various submission techniques on Michael Lucifer. Lucifer battled out, and went on the offense with some mixed martial arts. The devil driver was reversed into an ankle lock, and it appeared that Lucifer had no choice but to tap out. Lucifer managed to use his last bit of energy to reverse the ankle lock and nail Shamrock with the devil driver for the victory.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via pin fall [3:09]
The Nomad was backstage being interviewed by Gregory Helms. The Nomad told Helms that he still was, is, and always would be the best superstar in ICWW. Recently people had been taking advantage of his injuries, but The Nomad said he was taking the night off to rest and heal. Once back in action, he'd take out any jobber backstage who wanted to challenge him. He'd climbed the ladder quickly before, and he promised he would climb it even quicker this time, because he was better than ever.
A candle lit basement took the big screen, with strange chants filling the room. Daemon X was shown sitting on a cushion surrounded by a circle of candles, and in front of him Banging was chained to the wall. The chants continued to grow louder, and louder, until the room went black, and the chanting ceased.
International Championship match
Violent J (c) versus Albert Beefcake
Albert Beefcake made his way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd, only to be down-sized by the pop Violnet J received. Albert Beefcake got right into the match using a series of cocobutts, getting the crowd behind him. The two large men battled back and fourth, with Violent J eventually nailing a scissors kick. He followed it up with a spike DDT, proving to be too much for the Alaskan bear-whale, retaining his championship gold.
Winner: Violent J via pin fall [3:16]
Paul Heyman and Rhyno made their way down to the ring, and Paul explained that on Civil Action, Rhyno showed no mercy to Albert Beefcake, just like he would show no mercy to anyone else who got in their way. HE explained that Rhyno was on a mission for gold, and was willing to permanently take out anyone who should cross him. Paul Heyman went on to say that he talked Violent J into signing Rhyno a match at Worlds Collide. A steel cage match, against the hardcore champion, whomever the champion should be. Heyman said Statix would be wise to lose his match on Civil Action, because winning would be a ticket to get in the cage with the man beast, and to be ripped apart limb from limb. He proclaimed that Rhyno is the future of hardcore in ICWW, and there was nothing anyone can do to stop him. Rhyno and Paul Heyman then made their way back up the ramp, as the headliner began.
Marz versus Steven Oozaru
Steven Oozaru made his way down to the ring to face Marz, looking good after beating the other half of team extreme on Civil Action. History was on Oozaru’s side, as he tore into Marz, driving him into the turnbuckle with a belly to back suplex. Marz reversed a suplex attempt, and hit Oozaru with the shotei palm strike. Marz climbed to the top, and taunted the crowd, before hitting the phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [3:15]
Marz celebrated in the ring, making title motions around his waist, and sending a message to Violent J. Buddy Luv and Stat Man thanked the fans for tuning in, and encouraged them to catch Civil Action, to see Statix put his title, and career on the line.
Special mention:
Statix signed a deal with the devil. His fate will be decided on Civil Action.
Buddy Luv and Stat Man welcomed an ecstatic crowd to the return of Aftershock. They recapped some of Civil Action’s events, and told fans they were excited to see how things played out.
Handicapped match
Statix versus The Godfather and Superfly
Statix came out to the ring looking ready to fight in his scheduled Handicap match. The Godfather and Superfly came out as a team, with the arena filling up with fruitful colours, and peace music, ladies following behind. Superfly started things, laying the beats to Statix. Just as things started to look grim for Statix, he got a sudden burst of energy, taking him down with a series of high flying moves. The crowd was really behind Statix as he dropped Superfly with the Blood Bomb. Statix turned around just in time to nail The Godfather with a block, into a scorpion kick. The Y2Juggalo countdown hit the speakers, turning Statix toward the entrance in anticipation, only to be rolled up from behind by Godfather. The two celebrated their way backstage, leaving Statix in the ring in dismay.
Winner: The Godfather and Superfly via pin fall [8:09]
Jason Shamrock bumped into Michael Lucifer backstage, and asked him if he knew what loyalty was. Jason told Lucifer that just because his team didn’t come out with the win at Worlds Collide, it didn't make it right for him to turn his back on them. Lucifer told Shamrock that his team had disappointed him so much, that he couldn’t even concentrate in the ring last week with Marz. He assured Shamrock that he wouldn’t be so lucky on Aftershock, and said he'd be looking forward to seeing Shamrock in the ring later in the night.
Marc Scott versus The Hurricane
Marc Scott made his way out to the ring to face off against The Hurricane. The Hurricane’s speed proved to be too much for Marc, as he reversed everything Marc Scott threw at him. The tag champ went on the offense, showcasing his high flying abilities. When Marc realized there was nothing he could do to slow the Hurricane's momentum, he rolled out of the ring and walked away from the match. Marc Scott wiped his hands clean from the match as he headed up the ramp and went backstage.
Winner: The Hurricane via count out [3:22]
Statix burst into Violent J’s locker room backstage, demanding a shot at his International title. Statix told the Y2Juggalo to stop hiding behind his lackeys and told him to fight him like a man. Statix could see the future, and that future was the International title around his waist. Violent J told Statix that he was a business man, and as a business man he’d cut Statix a deal. Violent J would defend his International title later in the night, if Statix agreed to put his hardcore title, and career, on the line with an opponent of J’s choosing next week on Civil Action. Statix got pumped up and agreed to the stipulations, saying that it wouldn’t matter who J put him up against, he’d be the International champion. J told Statix he’d put his title on the line, but he didn’t tell him to who. Violent J thanked Statix for agreeing, and forced him out of his locker room, saying that after next week he wouldn’t have to see Statix’s face again.
Hulk Hogan made his way out to the ring to a drowning of boo’s from the crowd. Hogan explained that he is the strongest superstar to ever grace ICWW, yet ever since losing to Amazing Red, he’d been hearing nothing but disrespect from the fans. Hogan said that he was going to get the respect he deserves, and called Amazing Red out for a match.
Hulk Hogan versus Amazing Red
Hulk Hogan took out his aggression on Amazing Red, nailing him with various power house maneuvers. Amazing Red barely rolled out of harms way from the big Hogan Leg Drop, and took Hogan down with a quick bulldog. From there it was the code red standing star press, and the pin for a clean victory over Hulk Hogan.
Winner: Amazing Red via pin fall [3:36]
Amazing Red took a little too much time celebrating his victory, and was attacked from behind by an outraged Hulk Hogan. Hogan locked Amazing Red into the bear hug, and nearly squeezed the life out of him, before leaving him on the mat motionless.
Suddenly, Marz was sitting at the front of an empty classroom on the big screen. Marz said that undeserving superstars like Albert Beefcake were taking his shot at the International title. Marz beat Violent J in the Panic Room, he beat Michael Lucifer on Civil Action, and said he was going to beat Oozaru in the headlining match on Aftershock. Marz said Violent J was trying to hold his former partner down, but it wouldn't work. After he would beat Steven Oozaru, it would put him on the top of the contender list, leaving Violent J no choice but to give him the title shot at Kingdom Come. Marz swore that Violent J’s time was coming, and he could only avoid it for so long.
Michael Lucifer versus Jason Shamrock
Jason Shamrock started off the match looking good, applying various submission techniques on Michael Lucifer. Lucifer battled out, and went on the offense with some mixed martial arts. The devil driver was reversed into an ankle lock, and it appeared that Lucifer had no choice but to tap out. Lucifer managed to use his last bit of energy to reverse the ankle lock and nail Shamrock with the devil driver for the victory.
Winner: Michael Lucifer via pin fall [3:09]
The Nomad was backstage being interviewed by Gregory Helms. The Nomad told Helms that he still was, is, and always would be the best superstar in ICWW. Recently people had been taking advantage of his injuries, but The Nomad said he was taking the night off to rest and heal. Once back in action, he'd take out any jobber backstage who wanted to challenge him. He'd climbed the ladder quickly before, and he promised he would climb it even quicker this time, because he was better than ever.
A candle lit basement took the big screen, with strange chants filling the room. Daemon X was shown sitting on a cushion surrounded by a circle of candles, and in front of him Banging was chained to the wall. The chants continued to grow louder, and louder, until the room went black, and the chanting ceased.
International Championship match
Violent J (c) versus Albert Beefcake
Albert Beefcake made his way to the ring to a huge pop from the crowd, only to be down-sized by the pop Violnet J received. Albert Beefcake got right into the match using a series of cocobutts, getting the crowd behind him. The two large men battled back and fourth, with Violent J eventually nailing a scissors kick. He followed it up with a spike DDT, proving to be too much for the Alaskan bear-whale, retaining his championship gold.
Winner: Violent J via pin fall [3:16]
Paul Heyman and Rhyno made their way down to the ring, and Paul explained that on Civil Action, Rhyno showed no mercy to Albert Beefcake, just like he would show no mercy to anyone else who got in their way. HE explained that Rhyno was on a mission for gold, and was willing to permanently take out anyone who should cross him. Paul Heyman went on to say that he talked Violent J into signing Rhyno a match at Worlds Collide. A steel cage match, against the hardcore champion, whomever the champion should be. Heyman said Statix would be wise to lose his match on Civil Action, because winning would be a ticket to get in the cage with the man beast, and to be ripped apart limb from limb. He proclaimed that Rhyno is the future of hardcore in ICWW, and there was nothing anyone can do to stop him. Rhyno and Paul Heyman then made their way back up the ramp, as the headliner began.
Marz versus Steven Oozaru
Steven Oozaru made his way down to the ring to face Marz, looking good after beating the other half of team extreme on Civil Action. History was on Oozaru’s side, as he tore into Marz, driving him into the turnbuckle with a belly to back suplex. Marz reversed a suplex attempt, and hit Oozaru with the shotei palm strike. Marz climbed to the top, and taunted the crowd, before hitting the phoenix splash.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [3:15]
Marz celebrated in the ring, making title motions around his waist, and sending a message to Violent J. Buddy Luv and Stat Man thanked the fans for tuning in, and encouraged them to catch Civil Action, to see Statix put his title, and career on the line.
Special mention:
Statix signed a deal with the devil. His fate will be decided on Civil Action.
Tuesday, April 20, 2004
ICWW: Civil Action (Apr 20, 2004)
Episode #38
The return of Civil Action kicked off with a huge pop from the crowd. Buddy Luv
and Stat Man talked about Worlds Collide III, that went down just two days ago,
and were excited to see how the aftermath of things played out.
Michael Lucifer’s music hit, as the former International champion made his way
down to the ring. Lucifer talked about how his horsemen let him down at Worlds
Collide, and stated that he would no longer team with a group of losers. He accused
Marz of bringing the team down, by losing the final match to Violent J. Even after
Lucifer basically handed Marz the belt at Panic Attack, he couldn’t accomplish a
simple task like defeating Violent J. There was a lesson to be taught, and Marz
would learn it later in the night in the headlining match. Michael Lucifer left the ring
in time for the first match of the night to begin.
Marc Scott vs The Nomad
The recently returned Nomad made his way to the ring after a disappointing loss at
Worlds Collide. The Nomad was looking to redeem himself as one of the top
superstars in the ranks. Marc Scott’s cockiness played a real advantage to him in this
match, as it started off with an exchange of shots and blows. After a pretty even,
back and fourth match, Marc Scott managed to sneak in a low blow, and got the roll
up, using the ropes for leverage.
Winner: Marc Scott via pin fall [5:36]
Violent J was walking through the backstage area, looking pretty proud of himself
with the International title on one shoulder, and the JCW title on the other. He
approached a locker room and opened the door to reveal Statix and Oozaru sitting
on the inside. He informed them that as the new booker, he was willing to give one of
them the opportunity of a lifetime later in the night. He would allow one of them to
take on the International champion in a non-title match. Statix jumped at the opportunity,
telling the Y2Juggalo that he would take him on. Violent J told Statix he was cute, but
putting someone so low on the card in a match with himself, wouldn’t make for good
ratings. Violent J then winked at Oozaru before leaving the room.
A familiar theme hit the arena as Paul Heyman appeared on the ramp. The crowd’s
reaction was a mixture of cheers and boos, as obviously the presence of Heyman can
either mean something great, or something horrible was about to hit ICWW. Paul told
the fans that he was in the arena tonight, because he saw potential in one of the
superstars. This superstar is possibly the greatest ICWW has ever seen, yet has been
drastically overlooked. With no more time wasted, Rhyno made his way down to the ring.
Heyman set out a challenge to anyone backstage who thought they had what it takes
to beat the manimal.
Rhyno vs Albert Beefcake
Albert cheerfully made his way to the ring, obviously not discouraged by his recent
loss. Rhyno took control of the match early on, manhandling Albert throughout most
of it. Rhyno called for the gore as Albert got back to his feet, but Albert managed to
dodge it, sending Rhyno into the ring post. Albert then capitalized with the Albo Bomb!
Paul Heyman jumped up onto the apron, distracting the ref and Albo. The Big Beefer
finally turned around, only to be nailed on the skull with a steel chair. The ref caught
a glimpse of this, and disqualified Rhyno.
Winner: Albert Beefcake via disqualification [3:21]
Rockey Rakesh was in his locker room meditating when there was a bang on the door.
Rakesh got up startled, before running out of the room and down the hall.
Attention shifted to Marz, who was sitting in a back alley way on top of a dumpster.
Marz stated that he’d been abandoned by everyone he’d cared for his whole life. The
world doesn’t want him, and he no longer wants the world. If Michael Lucifer wanted a
match with him, that would be fine, promising Mick was only digging his own grave.
Violent J vs Steven Oozaru
Violent J made his way to the ring, with a huge pop from the crowd, and got in with
the awaiting Steven Oozaru. Oozaru took advantage of Violent J, hitting him with
many technical moves, before Violent J managed to reverse a side head lock and
nailed Oozaru with the Scissors kick. Violent J climbed the turnbuckle, and pumped
the crowd up for the Psycho Flip, but was pushed from behind by Statix. Oozaru got
to his feet and capitalized on this, and nailed Violent J with the flatliner for the cover.
Winner: Steven Oozaru via pin fall [1:57]
Daemon X was backstage laughing, when Banging approached. Banging told Daemon
X that what he did to Rakesh wasn’t funny, and every time he did something like that
Banging loses a piece of his soul. Daemon X laughed and said that while Banging was
losing his soul, Daemon X was only gaining more power over him. Soon Banging would
be nothing more than his minion. Banging stood there stunned, as Daemon X walked
away.
The focus turned to Violent J, who was walking through the backstage area furious in
search of Statix. By the time he found him sitting by a water cooler, he had calmed
down a little. Statix complimented J on his impressive match. The Y2Juggalo was on a
losing streak against Oozaru. Violent J told Statix he had a parable for him. He told
Statix there was once a big snake, and this snake gave birth to a little snake who then
grew to become a big snake. He also gave birth to a little snake. Violent J asked Statix
what he thought the little snake grew up to be. Statix thought it would also turn into a
big snake, and Violent J nodded in agreement. The Y2Juggalo told Statix to know who
his father is and to be ready, because he would face the a 6’7, 275lbs monster.
Statix vs Hulk Hogan
The arena erupted with boos as Hulk Hogan made his way out to the ring to face
Statix. Hogan manhandled Statix, throughout this miss-match, that Violent J had
forced Statix into. Statix managed to use his great speed to get the upper hand on
Hogan, finishing him off with the Static Slam. Statix celebrated his victory in the ring,
and managed to slip out, escaping Hogan’s wrath as he charged at him with a steel
chair, taunting Hogan as he left up the ramp.
Winner: Statix via pin fall [4:04]
Godfather and Zeganance hid something behind their back, and waved some
smoke away as Violent J burst into their locker room. Violent J told them that he had
a mission for them. He went on to explain that if they take out Statix in a handicap
match on Aftershock, he would reward them with a shot at the tag team titles at the
next main event. Zeganance and Godfather quickly agreed, and wiped some sweat
from their foreheads as Violent J left the room.
Michael Lucifer vs Marz
Marz and Michael Lucifer locked up in the center of the ring, as months of history
collided between the two. Michael Lucifer used his martial arts techniques in the
ring, but it wasn’t enough to take down Marz, who seemingly had some new passion
pushing him to the limits. Marz managed to nail Lucifer with a Shotei palm strike and
went to the top rope for a Pheonix Splash, and the win.
Winner: Marz via pin fall [4:12]
Marz got in Michael Lucifer’s face and took off up the ramp with rage in his eyes, as
Civil Action came to a conclusion. Buddy Luv and Stat Man thanked everyone for
tuning in, and told them to be sure to tune in for the return of Aftershock later in the
week, guaranteed to be an exciting one.
Special mention:
Steven Oozaru takes
another big step in
his quest to prove
his worth as world
champion.
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