Tiger Stadium, Detroit
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man were on their feet, welcoming fans
to the first main event since the return of regular ICWW
programming. They were pumped for the show ahead, with
some big feuds coming to a head after a month of tension.
They looked forward to the tag team championship match,
the first match booked for the event. Also high on the list
the cage match between Michael Lucifer, and Michigan native
Rhyno; the X-division title on the line between two bitter
rivals in Banging and Rockey Rakesh; and the big one of the
night, the headliner that would see either Violent J walk out
of a no contest, or Statix would return.
Marz versus Amazing Red
Events kicked off with a big opener featuring the smallest
superstar in ICWW history. Amazing Red had challenged
Marz earlier in the week, perhaps not knowing what he was
getting into. The two started things slow, exchanging grapples
before Amazing Red sped the pace up. Red went up top
catching Marz with a high flying moonsault. Marz, looking stiff
tried to over power his opponent, dropping him with a spiral
powerbomb. It wasn't enough to take care of the speedy
superstar, who was able to hit the tornado driver, following
it with a standing star press and a strong cover. Marz was
clearly unhappy after the match, while Amazing Red
celebrated the biggest victory of his career.
Winner: Amazing Red via pin fall [5:14]
In the back, Albert Beefcake was with his partner The
Hurricane, psyching themselves up for their big tag title
defense. Hurricane asked Albert why he was wearing
bandages up his arms. Albert informed his partner that he
had sustained second degree burns during the week, but
assured him that he'd be pumped for their match. Hurricane
agreed with a concerned look on his face, giving Albert a
thumbs up.
Hulk Hogan versus Jason Shamrock
Hulkamania was runnin' wild in Detroit, as he prepared to
face a surprisingly in-form Jason Shamrock. Shamrock
entered with confidence radiating from his being. Hogan
wound his arm up, putting his hand to his ear, getting a huge
crowd reaction. Hogan pointed at Shamrock, shaking his head
in disapproval, only to have Shamrock turn it into an arm
bar takedown kicking the match off. Hogan struggled against
the technically sound Shamrock. Reeling from the assault,
Hogan barely managed a press slam, but Shamrock was able
to shake it off sooner than Hulk! The slam of the belly to belly
suplex echoed through the stadium, mimicking the explosive
match. Shamrock looked to finish the match up with an ankle
lock, but Hogan was able to find the ropes! The Hulkster
climbed to his feet and blocked a strike from Shamrock,
shaking his head he blocked another punch, and another,
but Shamrock was able to use lightning fast Thai kicks to
set him up for another belly to belly and the cover.
Winner: Jason Shamrock via pin fall [4:53]
In the locker rooms the Nomad was stretching, taping his
mid-section up. He looked stiff as the ICWW doctor gave him
a final fitness test. With a shocked look on his face, the Dr.
Sale told him that he was appalled that someone cleared him
to wrestle so early in the week. He warned Nomad that it
would be negligent for him not to tell him there would be
chances of further injury if he did wrestle Marc Scott.
Tag Team championship
Superfly/Godfather versus Super Friends (c)
The long awaited Tag Team championships kicked off, pitting
the champs against the starship zenlightenment. With hoes
at ringside, Hurricane and Superfly kicked things off. The
two light heavyweights were in their element, while their
partners cheered them on. Hurricane broke ground with some
quick paced moves, taking it to his opponent with a flying
elbow off the ropes. Godfather made a blind tag, shifting the
momentum to a much slower pace, as Godfather tried to
use his weight advantage. After getting hammered down,
Hurricane was able to make the tag, but Albert's arms proved
a vulnerable area. After missing out with an Albo bomb, he
tagged back, as did Godfather, allowing Hurricane to nail
his opponent with a DVD. Fatigue was setting in on the super
hero, who had spent most of the match in the ring. He
managed to get Superfly down, and dragged him to his feet
only to give a thumbs up, and hit the eye of the hurricane!
Albo was unable to have his arm raised, as the referee
awarded the win.
Winners: Hurricane & Albert Beefcake via pin fall [11:48]
In the offices Violent J was with Hulk Hogan and Marc Scott.
Scrunched up styrofoam coffee cups littered the office,
making a crunch every time Violent J paced back and forth
over them. Speaking quickly, Violent J appeared frantic,
quoting Hogan's loss as a bad omen for him. He grabbed
Hogan and shook him, screaming in his face that Marc Scott
would probably lose, and then asked if Statix would show up.
Marc Scott calmed him down, and told him he always had a
contingency plan. Scott told Violent J that it was him driving
the car that hit the Nomad, and he had a phony doctor clear
him to wrestle. Violent J started to giggle, building into insane
laughter. Hogan and Violent J laughed together, while Marc
Scott slipped off his jacket, and headed out in his trunks for
his match.
Marc Scott versus The Nomad
The Nomad got a big reaction, his first match in almost a
month. The Detroit crowd had no love for Marc Scott, sending
a wave of heckles as the smug superstar strutted to the ring.
The referee warned both wrestlers that he wanted a fair fight,
telling them he wouldn't hesitate to disqualify either.
The two danced around the ring, Marc Scott making the first
moves with a hard grapple into a fisherman suplex. Nomad
kicked out of the early cover straight away, heading to the
corner to refresh himself. The dancing continued, seeing
Nomad make the first move this time with a charging
forearm. As the match went on, Scott started to show signs
of his own problems, possibly from the defeat at the hands
of Rhyno. The triple German suplex seemed to take a lot out
of Scott, allowing Nomad to hit a running powerbomb. With
Scott down, Nomad went on the offensive, making the cover,
using the ropes for leverage. The referee didn't see it,
handing Nomad the victory. Marc Scott blasted Nomad from
the ring, as he retreated up the aisle tapping his head in a
taunting fashion.
Winner: The Nomad via pin fall [6:12]
Paul Heyman asked Gregory Helms what his problem was,
seeing Helms hunched over out of breath in the back. Helms
huffed out that he was an asthmatic, prompting Heyman to
snatch the microphone in disgust and conduct the interview
with his client himself. Heyman asked Rhyno what it was like
to finally return to his hometown of Detroit city. Rhyno told
Heyman with a grunt, that it didn't matter where he was.
Heyman reiterated, telling Rhyno that he was exactly right,
because he was a gladiator, and a gladiator didn't care about
his arena, all he cared about was victory. Heyman quoted,
"There's more at stake than titles on the line, life's the prize
this time!" Rhyno nodded and snarled, and Heyman backed
off. Shouting into the mic. Heyman warned everyone that
the Rhyno was getting to rampage, so they should stay away.
X-Division championship
Banging versus Rockey Rakesh (c)
The crowd erupted as X-division champion, Rockey Rakesh,
ran his way to the ring, looking brave. The firecracker hit
the ropes as Banging stalked his way to the ring, an eerie
in the air. In the ring, Banging tilted his head and stared at
the champ, as the bell sounded. Banging wasted no time,
attacking Rakesh with a spinning heel kick, before shooting
him into the ropes and hitting a Samoan drop. As the match
continued, it spilled to the outside, seeing Banging fly over
the top rope with a death defying swan dive.
On the outside, the assault continued continued as both
superstars invariably used the steel ring steps as weapons
against each other. With their bodies broken, Banging tossed
Rockey Rakesh into the ring, going up top for a shooting star
press. With Rakesh someone making it to his feet, Banging
was able to take advantage of his stupor, hitting the Kiwi
bomb for an easy roll up.
Winner: Banging via pin fall [5:15]
With Rakesh in the middle of the ring, Banging raised his
newly won x-division title above them both as the lights
began to flicker on and off. Through the darkness, Daemon X
seemed to float down from the closed roof. Floating above
Banging and Rockey Rakesh, Daemon X' chanting echoed
through the arena. Banging removed his mask, and bowed
when all of a sudden a bolt of lightning struck him! He howled
in pain, while Daemon X floated down to the ring. Suddenly
at the entrance way Steven Oozaru appeared, racing down
to the ring! He tossed Daemon X and Rockey Rakesh to the
outside, and looked at Banging, staggering back in shock.
Steven Oozaru versus Daemon X
Banging ran to the back with the X title, while Daemon X
ambushed Oozaru from behind. Daemon X clubbed down on
Oozaru with double axe handle smashes, before catching
him on the turn around with a Capoeira style helicopter kick.
The Aussie giant managed to gather himself, asserting with
high impact moves. Rakesh was carried to the back by
medical staff before Daemon X was tossed over the ropes.
On the outside Oozaru looked to do some damage, but fell
victim to the speedy skills of the occult Daemon X. X landed
well placed chops, before rolling back in the ring to avoid the
count out. DX took to the mount position, pounding down on
Oozaru with hard right hands, before setting him up against
the ropes for the dust to dust, and a cover.
Winner: Daemon X via pin fall [3:22]
Albert Beefcake was with Marz for an interview after his loss
to Amazing Red. Marz told Albert Beefcake that he didn't
care about losing to Amazing Red, because he was irrelevant
to his goals. Marz turned to Albert and asked, "what about
Marz? What are his goals?", Marz told him that his goals were
closely related and they involved beating down his idiot
former partner Violent J, and taking back the title that was
rightfully his, the International belt. Albert let out a "rar",
before Marz asked him what smelt like Bacon. Albert told
Marz he had second degree burns on his arms.
Rhyno made his way to the ring accompanied by Paul E.
as the ominous steel cage lowered around the ring. A mixed
reaction from the home crowd for Rhyno. Heyman slipped out
of the ring as the cage was secured, still barking advice to
his client. He was interrupted as the spirit of vengeance and
hardcore champion stepped out at the entrance way to a
huge ovation. As he headed to the cage door, Lucifer glared
down at Heyman, who backed off.
Steel cage Hardcore championship
Rhyno versus Michael Lucifer (c)
Lucifer stepped through the ropes, and unclipped his belt
staring over at Rhyno. The manimal pounded his own chest,
before charging at Lucifer, tying him up in the corner while
the champ used his leverage to push Rhyno back by the face.
The two heavyweights exchanged blows, shaking the cage
with each. Rhyno looked for the gore early, but Lucifer was
able to use the cage to keep his balance avoiding it. Lucifer
struck out with throat thrusts, getting slammed face first into
the cage and busted open. The hardcore champ looked in
bad shape as the manimal pounded down on him, nailing him
with a devastating powerbomb. With nowhere to go, Lucifer
tied up and managed to nail him with the devil driver!
Lucifer had to use the cage to pull himself up, blood
streaming down his face like never before. Heyman did
distraction duties, taunting Lucifer from the outside. Lucifer
leaned against the cage and stared out to Heyman with dead
looking eyes, turning around only to get nailed with the gore.
Rhyno dropped his full bodyweight down, getting the cover.
Winner: Rhyno via pin fall [8:52]
As the cage raised, Heyman jumped into the ring and
celebrated the victory with Rhyno. Heyman held the belt
above Lucifer, and shouted taunts at him, stomping down
on the fallen superstar. The referee ushered Heyman and
Rhyno out of the ring, while the Detroit crowd booed them.
The medical staff had were making plenty of dough, helping
the decimated Michael Lucifer out of the ring.
The Y2Juggalo countdown sent the arena into a frenzy as the
headlining match was ready to get underway. Violent J
strolled out of the ring with his International championship
over one shoulder. With no sign of Statix, the atmosphere
was tense. Violent J paced in the ring, while the gentle
rumble of chatter filled the arena. Minutes seemed like
hours, when suddenly green lasers covered the entrance,
signaling the arrival of Statix! The sensation stepped out at
the entrance way wearing a suit and tie with his hair slicked
back, as the crowd went wild!
International championship
Statix versus Violent J (c)
Violent J slipped out of the ring as Statix marched down
to the ring. Statix stood staring down at the world champ,
a look of disgust making it's way across his face. The referee
told J to get into the ring, with bell having already sounded.
The champ slipped into the ring, only to be nailed with a stiff
jaw breaking right hand from Statix. As J struggled to get to
his feet, Statix followed it up with a boot to the ribs. The
referee held Statix back, warning him to let J up. J made it
to his feet, and nailed Statix in the gut before dropping him
with a spike DDT. As the match continued, Statix showed an
aggression like never before. Violent J was bleeding from the
mouth as he continued to use punches and kicks to pound
down on Violent J, before dropping him with the blood bomb.
Violent J kicked out of the cover, only to get pounded with a
shot to the throat, and tossed across the ring. Violent J was
in next week, as Statix nailed him with a spinning back heel.
Winner: Statix via pin fall [10:10]
Statix slung the International championship over his shoulder,
and slid out of the ring, marching back to the backstage area.
Violent J staggered to his feet, and beckoned for a
microphone. With his equilibrium barely existent, Violent J
shouted at Statix. Telling him it was going to end like that,
and demanding he come back and face him. Statix turned,
with another look of disgust on his face as Violent J dropped
to the ground.
Buddy Luv and Stat-Man could hardly believe what they
were seeing, erupting with shock over what they had
witnessed. Stat-Man said statistically speaking, Statix had
completely changed the game. Buddy Luv couldn't help but
agree, adding his shock for Daemon X' actions. He asked
what would become of Rockey Rakesh, Michael Lucifer and
where would the campaign of pain go next? They urged
everyone to find out on Civil Action, wrapping up Kingdom
Come for another year.