Friday, February 28, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (Feb 28, 2003)

X MARKS THE SPOT!
ICWW: CIVIL ACTION FEBRUARY 28, 2003

Special mention:
Rhyno defeated both Michael Lucifer and the Nomad in triple threat action, two of the three opponents he will face at Breaking Point!

QUICK RESULTS:
Billionaire d. Loopster
Matt Hardy d. Chris Jericho
Tag Team - Oozaru & Superfly d. Team Extreme
Triple Threat - Rhyno d. Michael Lucifer & Nomad

Aftershock kicked off with the crowd going wild, and the ICWW clock on the screen at "9" when all of a sudden the lights started flashing and a giant "X" ticked over on the screen. The crowd went wild as Michael Lucifer's music kicked up and he made his way to the ring with X still on the screen. He took a microphone and looked out at the crowd smiling questionably. He said that indeed, the clock had reached it's mark. He then said he would call someone who was no stranger to counts to make his way to the ring. The Y2Juggalo theme started as Violent J made his way to the ring with what appeared to be a barrel. Lucifer asked Violent J to pull two winners from the lottery barrel. Violent J then leaned over to the microphone and called out the numbers 15 and 29. Lucifer then asked the persons holding those ticket numbers to make their way to the ring. The first theme to kick up was Marz'. Backstage Rockey examined his ticket which read 15 when he was suddenly jumped from behind by the sick one - Loopster! Loopster snatched the ticket and headed to the ring. Lucifer and J both examined the tickets and confirmed that the two had won. The ICWW CEO looked out at the crowd once more and smiled, he said that he realised everyone was probably dying to know what was happening. He then informed the crowd that, "the clock had been counting up to ten, which would then be time to pull out the winning lottery tickets, why ten? Because the Roman ten is X, and I have a special surprise for these two lucky men. Firstly, at Breaking Point you will no longer be fighting simply in a one on one match, instead you will be in a ladder match. On the line will be something much more than pride, the ICWW's latest shocking addition will be at stake - the X-Division championship belt!" The crowd went wild as Lucifer headed to the back, leaving Loopster and Marz to stare each other down. Team Extreme left the ring first, as Billionaire's theme music started up.

The Billionaire made his way to the ring to take on Loopster one on one, Loopster clearly still shocked by the announcement made as Billionaire got the jump on him with a Lou Thesz press. Loopster recovered and hit the spinny DDT, but Billionaire jumped right back up and went on the charge with the cold sholder. Loopster staggered back but used the turnbuckle to strike back with a springboard moonsault! He followed with a nice loop screw, but it wasn't enough to stop the Billionaire attacking once more with a hard spinebuster. Loopster rolled to the outside and retrieved his 2x4 wrapped in barbed wire from under the ring, and plastered Billionaire with it, forcing the disqualification. Loopster staggered to the back glaring.

Backstage Rockey Rakesh entered Michael Lucifer's office. He said that he thought for trying to save his bhai he should get a reward. Lucifer said he agreed that it was very admirable of him, and that it would be a wonderful opportunity to do further culling. He said that Rockey would face Matt Hardy for his hardcore championship at Breaking Point. Rockey thanked the CEO and raced away very pleased with himself.

Chris Jericho made his way to the ring and said that he was signed to face Matt Hardy on Aftershock, which was no big thing considering Mattitude may as well be renamed Assitude, but he was upset he didn't have an extra chance to show up the ass clown. He said all of his Jerichoholics didn't have to fear, because at Breaking Point he would wipe the slate clean of any imposter Y2Js so he would never e..e..ever be forgotten again. Matt Hardy raced to the ring with his hardcore championship belt and went on the attack with an elbow combo, but Jericho struck back with a series of stinging chops. Jericho hit Hardy with a jaw breaker, and grabbed him before he could fall, wrenching down with a neck breaker. He recovered and took Jericho down with a clothesline, and followed it up with a high risk moonsault! Jericho went to work once again with hard chops, and then slammed Hardy down with a snapmare takedown. Jericho pulled off his elbow pad and mocked a former ICWW superstar, hitting a stinging elbow drop to the sternum. Hardy kicked out of a near fall and hit Y2J with a low blow. Hardy grabbed Jericho and hit him with the twist of fate, before rolling him up with a small package to score the pin fall. Celebrating with his title belt.

In tag team action Team Extreme faced the unlikely duo of Superfly and Oozaru. Superfly and Violent J kicked things off first, Marz still carrying his injured ribs. Superfly went on the attack, hitting a hard spinebuster, and then followed up with a nice tornado DDT. J tagged in his partner who went on the charge with right hands, and then sent the Superfly into the ropes, driving him into the mat with a flapjack! Marz tagged his partner back in, allowing Superfly to hit a hard reverse powerbomb. Superfly tagged in Oozaru, and Marz made a blind tag, attacking Oozaru with a hard hitting DDT. Oozaru struggled to recover, on the receiving end of hard mounted punches, but managed to fight his way up and hit the flatliner! Marz made the desperation tag back to Violent J who got shot straight back with a hard slap. Oozaru tagged in Superfly who hit the Y2Juggalo with a sit out powerbomb. Superfly stood J up and tagged in Oozaru, who finished it with a fisherman suplex.

In the locker rooms Jesseman was shouting at Albert Beefcake. He wasn't happy with the Beefer accepting a challenge from the Pacific Connection for the tag titles when he was in the condition he was in. Jesseman said he was retiring from ICWW after Breaking Point, whether they win the match or not. Albert said "rar".

For the second time in the night the ICWW CEO's music hit the system, seeing the grim ring master make his way to the ring and take a microphone. He said he had been informed that Mike Madness Trell had not arrived in the ICWW arena, and this displeased him extremely. He said he didn't perceive guile or elusiveness as signs of strength, and if Trell wasn't fit then he would be eliminated quickly. Suddenly Rhyno's music started up, as the National/Eurasian champion made his way to the ring with manager Bill Alfonzo at his side. Alfonzo snatched the mic. from Lucifer and said that he can come out and talk about Armageddon, and killing, and weakness all he wanted, because at the end of the day his man would be the last one standing. Lucifer grabbed the microphone and shoved Alfonzo back into Rhyno and told him that he didn't know who he thought he was, but he had better never come at him like that again. Lucifer then turned his attentions to Rhyno, and offered him one last shot at him before Breaking Point. Nomad's music hit next, and the smallest man in the world title match at Breaking Point made his way to the ring carrying a bo-staff. He said that if anyone was getting a shot at anyone, it was him because he was sick of everyone attacking everyone else. Lucifer then instructed the referee to ring the bell for a triple threat match, the three superstars squared off in corners ready to fight.

Rhyno started things off going for Lucifer with a stiff DDT, and then started wildly punching the heavyweight champion! Lucifer recovered and dropped Rhyno with a hard clothesline, and then dived at the Nomad with another clothesline! Nomad jumped back up and nailed Lucifer with a crescent kick, and then struck him hard with his staff! He picked Lucifer up and whipped him into the ropes, allowing him to hit a kick to Rhyno and then a gut wrench powerbomb! He went to follow with an elbow drop, but Rhyno rolled out of the way, letting Nomad step in and attack Lucifer with the red myst! Lucifer hit Nomad with a big boot, sending the back of his head straight into the turnbuckle, and then Rhyno went to work with a flurry of punches. Rhyno hooked Lucifer up and dropped him with a double powerbomb, holding it to score the pin fall victory. Bill Alfonzo jumped back in the ring and started beating down on Lucifer while Rhyno nailed the Nomad with a gore as AS came to an end.

Tuesday, February 25, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (Feb 25, 2003)

LAST CA IN THE LEAD UP TO BREAKING POINT!
ICWW: CIVIL ACTION FEBRUARY 25, 2003

Special mention:
Matt Hardy surprised all when he unleashed the full force of Mattitude on Chaos Drone to become the new hardcore champion!

QUICK RESULTS:
Billionaire d. Superfly
Oozaru d. Albert Beefcake
[Hardcore] - Matt Hardy d. Chaos Drone (c)
Loopster d. Violent J
Marz d. Chris Jericho

The ICWW clock counted up from "6" to "7" with Buddy Luv and Stat-Man in the commentary booth very excited about the second to last outing before Breaking Point. Buddy Luv said he wasn't sure what the clock was all about, but he had a terrible feeling about it. Stat-man told him statistically their was nothing concerning. Buddy Luv still wasn't convinced, but moved on to Superfly, a superstar who had been involved in a match or two in ICWW previously, and was ready to make another grab at the big leagues. Stat-Man was interested in Billionaire's chances.

Billionaire and Superfly entered ready for their encounter, both looking impressive for their relative rookie status in ICWW. Billionaire kicked off the match with a running DDT. The Superfly jumped back up and went off the ropes, dropping his opponent with a clothesline, and then worked him toward the turnbuckle with stiff chops. Superfly tried to lift the Billionaire onto the top rope, but he managed to fight out of it and drop him with a hard axe handle smash. Superfly recovered and nailed his opponent with a rock bottom, and then a second! Billionaire managed to use Superfly's own momentum against him to score the cover with a powerslam.

Backstage a masked Albert entered the Super Friends locker room HQ in time to see Jesseman walking awkwardly from the bath room to his locker. Albert asked Jesseman why he was walking so strangely, only to find out that Jesseman had contracted herpes on top of his hemorrhoid situation! Albert said rar, and then asked how Jesseman recognised him in his mask, Jesseman told him not to be stupid and to help him to the mobile so he could go to the hospital for treatment. Albert said that would be fine because he didn't need to have a match until about three minutes away. Jesseman stared blankly at him and the Beefer told him he was watching wrestling on television and it only took one guy a short match length to go to the hospital and get back again. Jesseman shook his head in disbelief.

Oozaru made his way to the ring accompanied by Banging, his partner in the Pacific Connection. They awaited the entrance of Albert, who made his way to the ring to a huge pop with his new rar rap entrance music. He stopped to do the Beefer Bust in the middle of the ring, but Oozaru interrupted, spinning him around and going straight to work with a devastating DDT. Albert got up and went for a cocobutt, but Oozaru shoved him back and dropped him with a side Russian leg sweep. On the outside Banging was banging the mat trying to work Oozaru up, but Albo hit a big boot to the gut, and then followed up with a running butt pump! Oozaru was reeling, and so the tag champ hooked up for the Albo Bomb but Oozaru countered with a Lag Buster, scoring the pin fall win. The Pacific Connection stood tall in the ring.

Mattitude filled the arena as Matt Hardy made his way to the ring next. He took a microphone and looked out at the crowd and turned his nose up. He said he had never encountered such a collection of losers before in his life, he said it was having a serious effect on his Mattitude levels. He said there was one particular hardcore source that was sucking it out of him. A chaotic loser, who liked to drone on about how good a hard core competitor he was. Suddenly Chaos Drone's music hit the speakers as the hardcore champion made his way out at the entrance. He said that there was no way a rookie punk like Matt Hardy was going to talk to him like that. He said he was so confident he could take down Matt, that he'd put the hardcore championship on the line as a show of faith. Hardy laughed and jumped outside.

Chaos caught Hardy on the ramp with a Lou Thesz press and hammered away on him with hard rights and lefts before getting up to grab a piece of steel guard railing. He tossed the railing toward Matt, but he managed to duck under it at the last second, allowing him to take the hardcore champ down with a running DDT. Hardy headed to the ring and looked underneath, pulling out a ladder! He climbed half way up at sat comfortably as Chaos Drone charged toward the ladder challengingly. Hardy flew through the air and caught the champ with a stinging diving elbow to the jaw! The two struggled to their feet, Hardy using the steel stairs to climb to a vertical base. Chaos Drone rummaged around under the ring, and nailed Hardy with a trash can as he approached. Drone continued to hammer hard with the trash can when all of a sudden Lita raced down to the ring and hit the twist of fate onto a trash can, leaving Chaos Drone in next week. Hardy rolled Chaos into the ring, and went off the second rope with a leg drop to the face of chaos. He put a steel chair across the face of the champ and hit one last leg drop, before making the cover and scoring the questionable three count to become the new champ.

Backstage Shane Altmann was with Albert Beefcake. He asked the renowned RSI detective if he had any ideas about the ICWW clock that had been ticking over the last few weeks. Albert stopped to rar, and said his best guess was it had something to do with Marz, and possibly Larry David. The Pacific Connection interrupted Albert's interview, and Oozaru said he kicked his ass bad, and challenged Albert to defend the tag team championships to the Pacific Connection at Breaking Point! Albert accepted feverously and said rar! Altmann looked surprised.

Mike Trell made his way to the ring next with a microphone and stated that at Breaking Point he would not only win the match, but he would maim any of the other three men that stood in his way of becoming the first ever international champion. He said that as the king of table matches he'd have no trouble dealing with riff raff like The Nomad, Rhyno and least of all Michael Lucifer. A wall of fire burst at the entrance as Lucifer's music hit the arena, but instead the Nomad raced out of the crowd from behind and attacked Trell with a staff! He hammered down on the former national champion, and told him there was only one king of the table match, and he was the only person winning at Breaking Point.

The Y2Juggalo countdown began in the arena as fans prepared themselves for the entrance of the JCW champion, Violent J! The crowd went wild as he headed to the ring in his VIP cart to face off against Loopster. The Loop met a much less positive response on his way to the ring, but got off to a good start against J with a hard neck breaker. Loopster showed off his light heavyweight abilities with a moonsault on the fallen Juggalo. Violent J went off the ropes and took Loopster down with a clothesline, and then followed with a swinging neck breaker. He looked out to the crowd and looked for the walls of juggalo, but Loopster managed to kick his way out. Loopster hit his opponent with a spinning heel kick, and then looked for a falcon arrow, but on the way down J rolled him up for a two count. Loopster looked for a something factor when suddenly Marz raced to the ring! The referee held Marz at bay while J hit a low blow, and then applied the walls of juggalo! By the time the referee was back in the match Loopster was able to reach the bottom rope. He hit the loop screw and scored a three count over the Juggalo.

Backstage in the offices Michael Lucifer was sitting in his office with the heavyweight title talking on his cell phone about a big surprise. He said he was sure no one would have any idea of exactly what was coming up. Suddenly the door burst open and Rhyno jumped over his desk and gored him straigh to the floor! With Bill Alfonzo chanting encouragement from outside, Rhyno destroyed computer equipment in the office, throwing it around the room. Rockey charged into the room looking to save the owner of ICWW, but was gored for his troubles as Rhyno left the pain.

Marz headed to the ring next to face Chris Jericho, the enemy of his partner Violent J. The two circled the ring in the nights headliner, staring each other down. They tied up, Jericho coming out on top hooking up with a full nelson, but Marz rolled with it and sent his opponent into the ropes, catching him with a flapjack. Jericho struck back with a heart punch and then went off the ropes, hitting Marz with a diving forearm. Marz staggered as Jericho went off the other side, and took him down with a face busting bulldog! Jericho went off the ropes with a lionsault, but Marz rolled clear leaving him to land on nothing but empty mat. Marz capitalised with a belly to back suplex, and then slammed Jericho into the turnbuckle. He hoisted him up to the top rope and went down from upstairs with a top rope DDT! Marz tied up with the Y2Jericho, and dropped him with a powerbomb, signalling the end to the crowd. He hooked Jericho up again, but Jericho flipped him on to his back and looked to clamp down with the walls of Jericho! Marz struggled to the ropes and managed to grab them, sliding out of the ring to regain his composure. He slid back into some stiff stomps, and then an irish whip, but he managed to nail Jericho with a shoulder tackle. From there Marz hit the spiral bomb and made the cover.

Marz mounted the turnbuckle and chanted Team Extreme as CA came to an end.

Friday, February 21, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (Feb. 21, 2003)

ICWW CLOCK REACHES THREE!
ICWW: CIVIL ACTION FEBRUARY 21, 2003

Special mention:
Marz braved his injuries once again, able to defeat Loopster despite further carnage. He will face Loopster at BP.

QUICK RESULTS:
Matt Hardy d. Statix
Albert Beefcake d. Oozaru
Jason Shamrock d. Banging
Marz d. Loopster
No Holds Barred - Trell d. Michael Lucifer

A new look ICWW: Aftershock opened to a huge ovation, as the ICWW clock counted from "2" to "3"! Buddy Luv said he was completely out of ideas as to what the purpose of the clock was, and Stat-Man added that statistically speaking it defied logic.

Matt Hardy made his way to the ring with a microphone and said that after defeating Chris Jericho he was feeling pretty good. He said there was nothing quite like being the most impacting rookie in the history of ICWW, but admitted nothing less could be expected from the savior of ICWW, the one with the Mattitude. Any further ranting was cut short as Statix' music began. The former MMAF Grand Kumite champion said that whether Hardy was the savior or not, there was no way he was a better rookie than he. Hardy then challenged Statix to prove it, Statix was happy to oblige.

Statix raced to the ring only to be caught with quick stomps. Hardy went off the ropes, jumping over the grounded Statix, but then on the way back was caught with a jump spinning heel. Statix went off the ropes, and planted a leg drop on his foe. Stopping to show the crowd that he was the one and only. Mattitude jumped up and went off the ropes, taking Statix unawares with a rolling wheel kick! He picked Statix up and tied up with him, dropping him with a nice gut wrench suplex. With Statix down Mattitude was able to drop a second rope leg drop, but only scored a two count. Statix locked up hoping to hit the blood bomb, but Mattitude fought his way out and hit the twist of fate. Scoring a pinfall, when suddenly Jason Shamrock's music started up and he raced to the ring and started beating down on Statix. Michael Lucifer stepped out at the entrance and told Jason Shamrock to stop right where he was. He said he was sick of people running around like idiots, and wanted to finally prove who was the fittest between Shamrock and Statix, and so he said the two of them would fight it out at Breaking Point, but not in any ordinary match - in an MMAF sanctioned cage match. He then told Shamrock he'd be fighting Banging later in the night, so he better go get ready. Matt Hardy then asked what Lucifer had planned for him, the owner asked Hardy who exactly he was, before dismissing him and heading to the back.

Backstage Jesseman was walking slowly from the bathroom facilities toward his dressing room HQ when Violent J pulled up in his VIP cart. He asked Jesseman what was wrong, and he told him he'd rather not say, it was superhero business. J said the only business it looked like he had was a serious case of hemorrhoids. Jesseman asked J who told him, and started shouting at Albert Beefcake who was walking over. Violent J offered Albert and Jesseman a lottery ticket beffore driving away.

In the ring Oozaru was ready to take on Albert Beefcake in one on one competition. Albert made his way to the ring to his new theme song to a tremendous ovation from the crowd. The tag team champ squared off with Oozaru, tying up with the big-man, getting shoved backward. Oozaru laughed and took the Beefer down with a Lou Thesz press. He got up, stomping down on Albert, and then dropped a big elbow on his chest. Oozaru locked up looking for a chokeslam, but Albert jabbed at him with a kick to the midsection, and then a mofo low blow! The Referee let it go as Albert continued the assault, dropping Oozaru with a gut wrench powerbomb! Oozaru tied up, and looked to hit a fisherman suplex, looking for a pin but Albert rolled out of it. As Oozaru lept to his feet so too did Albert, scoring a devastating Albo Bomb and a pin win.

Backstage Michael Lucifer was with Shane Altmann who asked him about the four way match at Breaking Point. Lucifer told Altmann that as he had said on the Squared Circle Zone a few nights ago, he was sick of people talking about him walking into a table match with the dreaded Rhyno and Nomad. He said he didn't care about them, because they were the ones walking into hell, and now Trell as well. He said he was happy to take advantage of the opportunity to rip into them like steaks. Violent J then pulled up alongside in his VIP cart, and Lucifer's attention turned to him. He started shouting at J about the tickets, asking him how many he had left. J said he still had a few, and Lucifer told him to go and get rid of the rest of them otherwise he'd make it a handicapped match against J at Breaking Point in the tables. J sped away eagerly and said, oh what a lovely tea party. Lucifer shoved Altmann out of the way and headed toward his office.

Jason Shamrock made his way to the ring to face Banging in a one on one match. Shamrock started it off violently, going straight to work with a belly to belly suplex! Banging recovered and sent Shamrock into the ropes, looking for a Samoan drop, but Shamrock rolled with it and went off the ropes, catching Banging with a diving forearm. Shamrock looked for the ankle lock, but Banging kicked him squared in the face. They tied up again, and Shamrock went to work with hard rights and lefts. The crowd started a "Shamrock sucks" chant, but it wasn't enough to save Banging. Shamrock hit the Alternate F4 and then a northern lights suplex, making the pinfall.

Backstage Trell spotted the Nomad and approached him, asking him how he was. The Nomad said his nose was a little sore, but all in all he was doing alright. Trell then asked if he'd seen Michael Lucifer around. Nomad said last he saw he was heading out of his office toward the locker rooms. Trell smirked and thanked Nomad.

Loopster headed to the ring with a microphone, calling out Marz. He said he would keep hacking away at Marz until one of them was finished. Marz stepped out at the entrance way and told Loopster that he thought they should finish it at the main event coming up - Breaking Point. Loopster asked why they would wait until then, and challenged Marz to get in the ring with him right then and there. Marz raced down to the ring and started working on Loopster, before hitting a sit down powerbomb, but only getting a two count. Loopster scored a drop kick to the face, and then grabbed his barbed wire 2x4 from under the ring and rolled back in. Marz took him down with a spear, avoiding the weapon and then dropped him with a spiral bomb and a cover! Loopster didn't take too kindly to that, using the 2x4 to once again open up Marz! Marz staggered up the entrance ramp, the gash on his forehead re-opened when suddenly Lucifer stepped out at the entrance and grabbed him by the throat. He looked down at Loopster and told him he didn't have a choice in the matter, and the two of them would be facing each other at the main event. Suddenly Mike Trell burst out and attacked Lucifer from behind. Marz and Trell hammered away at Lucifer driving him to the ring, but Loopster jumped out of the ring and took chase to Marz.

In the ring the bell sounded as Trell sent Lucifer into the ropes, but he caught them and then went on the charged with a thunderous clothesline. Lucifer smiled to the crowd evilly and dropped a big leg drop on Trell, and then again - twice! Trell used the ropes to pull himself up and then walked right into a gut wrench powerbomb! Lucifer taunted the crowd, shouting at a fan who didn't applaud. Trell used the distraction to take the heavyweight champion down with a German suplex! Lucifer got back to his feet and locked up for a powerbomb but Trell managed to reverse it, sending Lucifer to his back with a hard back body drop. Lucifer writhed and then Trell bounced off the ropes looking for a big leg drop, but Lucifer rolled out of the way. Lucifer dropped Trell with a chokeslam and suddenly Rockey's music started up, and the little fire cracker raced to the ring. He had a microphone and shouted that he should be in the international title match, but then Trell came to and dropped him with a big boot, and Michael Lucifer chokeslammed him over the top rope! Trell and Lucifer fixed eyes and Lucifer again grabbed Trell by the throat, but Trell hit the hyperthrill! The two struggled to their feet and tied up, this time Lucifer hit the devil driver!! Both superstars were down, but recovered, this time Trell sent Lucifer into the ropes and dropped him with the hidden agenda! Scoring the pinfall. The Nomad ran down to the ring and started stomping down on Lucifer, and raised Trell's hand, only to be caught with a big boot to the face as AS came to an end.

Tuesday, February 18, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (Feb 18, 2003)

ICWW CLOCK REACHES ZERO!
ICWW: CIVIL ACTION FEBRUARY 18, 2003

Special mention:
Statix took on Jason Shamrock in their third encounter, and showed him exactly why they call him the rookie sensation.

QUICK RESULTS:
Statix d. Jason Shamrock
Loopster d. Marz
Matt Hardy d. Chris Jericho
Oozaru d. Violent J
No Holds Barred - Rhyno d. The Nomad

The new look ICWW: Civil Action was packed with a capacity crowd as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man went wild in the brand new commentary booth. On the big screen the ICWW clock counted up from "-1" to "0". Stat-Man declared the clock must've been counting up to the new look Civil Action, but Buddy Luv said he doubted it was that simple.

Backstage Jesseman was stretching in the Super Friends locker room HQ when Albert Beefcake entered. He said that he had been talking to some people, and though that perhaps the two of them should fight on Civil Action just to test their friendship. Jesseman looked at him strangely and told him that was one of the stupidest reasons for a match he had ever heard. Jesseman then told Albert that he had bad news, recently he had discovered that even super heroes could fall victim to hemorrhoids and he would be forced to take some time out soon. Albo looked stunned, and was able only to utter the phrase, "rar" as Jesseman uncomfortably sat down.

A promo involving the feud between Michael Lucifer and the Nomad played over the big screen, getting fans hyped about the first ever international championship match to take place at Breaking Point. Buddy Luv informed fans that earlier in the week Rhyno and Bill Alfonzo held another press conference, announcing a deal that saw Rhyno into the headlining match of Breaking Point, which brought about the announcement of a merged Heavyweight/National/Eurasian title - the first world title!

Jason Shamrock made his way to the ring to face Statix in a scheduled rematch of their match on Aftershock. The two of them first began their feud at Worlds Collide, but Shamrock only leads with one win. Statix made his way to the ring first carrying an Old Blood shirt, he said that for those wondering in the crowd, the Old Blood is dead. Statix turned his nose up and threw the shirt into the crowd, saying he didn't even want to see it, and as far as he could tell - no one else did. Jason Shamrock's music cut Statix off, as the shoot fighting former heavyweight champion raced down to the ring and began hammering away with hard right hands. He sent Statix into the ropes, and he took Shamrock down with a hard neck breaker. Shamrock tried to mount another offense with a boxing combo, but he continued to use the punches too often, allowing Statix to really take control of the match. With Shamrock reeling Statix dropped his opponent with the Blood Bomb, sending him into next week. Shamrock tried to scored a northern lights suplex, but didn't have the strength, instead falling to the static slam and a pinfall win for the rookie sensation.

Trell made his way to the ring looking very irate. He took to the microphone and said that what he had just seen and heard made him sick. He said that he was a legend in independent wrestling, and for him to not be involved in the first ever international championship match was an absolute joke, especially when it was all about tables. He said he knew if Lucifer wasn't seeing it now, he would do, and demanded to be in the match at Breaking Point. He then threw down the mic. and stormed backstage.

Loopster entered the ring and called out Marz, he said that his win last week was all fluke, because the Loopster was caught by surprise. Marz ran to the ring looking to prove otherwise, but was caught with a hard DDT as he reached the ring. Loopster ran to the turnbuckle and went flying back into Marz with a moonsault! Loopster picked him up looking for another move, but Marz countered into a sit down powerbomb, but didn't even get a two fall. Loopster rolled out of the ring and revealed his trademark 2x4 plank wrapped in barbed wire! He ran in and plastered Marz with a shot to the head. With a harsh gash on his forehead Marz struggled to his feet and swung with a wild clothesline, but Loopster ducked it and dropped him with a sudden something factor, rolling over it to score a pinfall win over Marz.

Backstage Oozaru and Banging were in their locker room discussing names for them as a tag team. Oozaru said that they were connected by region, so he though the Pacific Connection was a good choice. Banging nodded in agreement. Oozaru agreed that it was settled then, the next big tag team was the Pacific Connection. Banging then mention what had gone on between the tag team champions earlier, and the two of them started laughing. Banging said, "to test their friendship" before the Pacific Connection both left their room laughing hysterically. Elsewhere Violent J was watching the Pacific Connection on a monitor, he said that if Oozaru and Banging thought they had a chance at beating Team Extreme for a shot at the tag team titles they were crazy. J turned around to find Oozaru looming behind him. J gulped and Oozaru said he'd be seeing him in the ring.

The Y2J countdown began, signaling the entrance on Chris Jericho. Fans booed Jericho as he made his way to the ring with a microphone ready to talk. He told the crowd to please shut the hell up, and they began chanting "oh what a lovely tea party". Jericho told the fans to stop quoting the JCW ass clown, and to start quoting the ayatollah of rock and rolla. The crowd booed, and suddenly unfamiliar music started up, only to reveal Matt Hardy and Lita! Hardy said that he had heard Jericho had returned to ICWW to put an end to the boring, ratings damaging segments, and he understood that, but didn't understand why he was contributing to them. Hardy asked Jericho if he was trying to fight fire with fire or something. Jericho told Matt Hardy that he didn't know what he was talking about, because everyone in the arena knew that Action is Jericho. Hardy and Lita laughed, and the surprise superstar told Y2J that what ICWW really needed was a dose of Mattitude. Hardy raced to the ring, and Jericho started beating down on him with the microphone before the ring bell was sounded. Jericho sent Hardy into the ropes and caught him with a diving forearm, and then slammed him face first with a bulldog from behind! Hardy locked up for a gut wrench, and then flipped Y2J over with a snapping suplex. Jericho fought Hardy with hard chops, and the took him down with a vertical suplex, rolling into position to hook up with the walls of Jericho! Suddenly Violent J ran down to the ring, slid in and nailed Jericho with the JCW title belt, allowing Hardy to roll over with a small package and get the pinfall. Lita raced over to congratulate him as the two back off, leaving an unimpressed Chris Jericho in the ring to complain.

In the ring both Oozaru and Violent J were accompanied by their partners to the ring for their one on one singles encounter. They squared off in the ring, Violent J looking to start things with a neck breaker, but Oozaru managed to counter with a belly to back suplex. J went off the ropes and took his opponent down with a clothesline, and then followed up with a hard hitting DDT. Oozaru made it back to his feet and dropped the JCW Y2Juggalo with a hard military press slam, and then followed up with a fisherman suplex looking for a pin, but not getting the fall. Marz and Banging were finding it hard to stay apart, starting to brawl on the outside. In the ring J went for a running head scissors, but Oozaru caught him with a tilt a whirl slam, and then picked him up and sent him into the ropes, scoring the flatliner! Marz rolled into the ring, and Oozaru turned his focus there, stomping away on the Team Extreme member, before turning around right into a JCW dropkick! With Oozaru down J stood in the middle of the ring and looked at his hand and then the crowd, and did the Juggarooni right in the middle of the ring! Oozaru grabbed him from behind and slammed him down with a lag buster, allowing him the pinfall. The two teams continued to duke it out on their way to the locker rooms.

Backstage Rhyno and Bill Alfonzo were with Shane Altmann just moments away from a no holds barred headlining match involving the National/Eurasian champion Rhyno, and another man to fight for the international championship - The Nomad. Bill Alfonzo said it's true that he was employed by Rhyno, but he only took the job because he knew Rhyno had talent. He said the campaign of pain was already underway, and there was no way anyone could stand between Rhyno and gold. He said he was like a rabid bull who had seen red, and was charging toward glory. Rhyno grunted at Altmann, before shoving him aside and heading to the ring.

In the ring the Nomad bounced off the ropes, waiting for the manimal to arrive. His eyes locked with former associate Bill Alfonzo, allowing Rhyno to capitalise from behind with an axe handle smash. The Nomad went off the ropes and attacked with a hard diving forearm, and followed up with a smooth crescent kick. Rhyno went off the ropes and dropped his opponent with a clothesline, and then stomped down on the Nomad. Nomad jumped to his feet and looked for a second crescent kick, but Rhyno dodged it, only to be caught with a bible black! Suddenly the arena went dark and Michael Lucifer stormed the ring, slamming the Nomad with a chokeslam! Rhyno crawled over the Nomad to manage the pin as Civil Action came to a close.

Saturday, February 15, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (02/14/03)

ICWW: AFTERSHOCK                      FEBRUARY 14, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock opened with Buddy Luv and Stat-Man very excited in the commentary booth. The show opened with a giant "-5" on the big screen, which counted up to "-4". Buddy Luv and Stat-Man said they had no idea what it mean, but they certainly were interested in finding out.
 
Backstage Jesseman and Albert Beefcake were talking in the Super Friends locker room HQ. Jesseman asked Albert what he meant when he said he had someone in mind on Civil Action. Albert told Jesseman to trust him, he would get back at the perfect Old Blood superstar.
 
In the ring the little fire cracker made his way down to face a recently returned Tony McTier. McTier was seen in ICWW quite some time ago, and since had been undergoing minimal training while taking a break from the ring. There certainly was ring rust as the little fire cracker exploded on McTier. It was a very fast paced match, seeing Rockey go in hard and fast with a boxing combo and then after some time he nailed the Indian Powerbomb, which secured him the pin fall.
 
In the locker rooms Marz was re-strapping his ribs when Violent J entered the room. They hugged each other and Marz told J he was sorry for everything that had happened between them. He said the heavyweight title just made him go a little crazy, but Violent J said there was no need for explanation. He said even he had some ego problems when becoming the JCW champion. Marz shook his head and left to get a beverage, J said "oooh what a lovely tea party".
 
The Super Friends music kicked up as Albert Beefcake made his way to the ring. He took a microphone and and chanted rar to the crowd, before getting down with the beefer bust. He then got serious and said it was time to put an end to the evil and deceit of the Old Blood, and called out Banging! Banging made his way to the entrance way to the delight of fans, and tilted his head in confusion. Albert dropped the mic. and put up his dukes encouraging Banging to come down to the ring. The former grand slam champ raced into the ring and went straight to work with hard right hands, and then sent the Beefer into the ropes, taking him down with a Samoan drop. Albert got to his feet and hit hard with a nice coco butt, and then tried for a big boot, but Banging ducked under it and went off the ropes, hitting the Beefer with a clothesline. Banging finished it off with the Auckland drop, and then a big Kiwi bomb. Leaving Albo out of it.
 
In the back Loopster approached Marz at the buffet table, he said he was really hyped about Team Extreme coming back, he was a fan. Loopster said it was a shame Marz had gotten his ass kicked by Oozaru, but admitted it was a pretty stupid challenge to make with his ribs in the shape they were. Marz took offense to this and challenged Loopster to a match later in the night before storming off. Violent J rode up alongside the table in his VIP cart, and offered Loopster a lottery ticket.
 
In the ring Statix made his way down ready to take on Jason Shamrock in a rematch of their big fight at Worlds Collide II. The two duked it out to a no contest when Michael Lucifer interefered in the match, and brutally assaulted both, leaving them on the injured list. They squared up in the ring, with Statix getting the better of Shamrock in the tie up with a nice clothesline. Shamrock hooked up with a front face lock, but Statix countered with a hard vertical suplex, and then followed up straight away with a running knee hit. Shamrock dropped Statix with a DDT, and worked on the knee, but it wasn't enough to keep Statix down. Statix went for a DDT, but Shamrock managed to fend him off with rights and lefts, and then dropped him with the alternate F4! Shamrock went for the cover, but only got a two count. Statix got a second wind and knocked Shamrock down with the Static Slam, and then looked for the fear flip, but Shamrock managed to avoid it, going for an inside cradle rollup, and scoring the close three count.
 
Violent J's music started up as the Team Extreme made their way to the ring. J said Chris Jericho had been giving him some problems over the past few weeks, and he wasn't at all happy about it. He said he thought it was time to start doing things the hard way. He then asked the crowd if they wanted Y2Juggalo to keep doing things the hard way, to give him a "hell yeah". The crowd supported him overwhelmingly, and he said Chris Jericho prided himself for his walls of Jericho, but he had something even better - the walls of Juggalo. The crowd started chanting "huh?", and Violent J challenged Chris Jericho to a submission match at Breaking Point. He then said that it was the bottom line, because the Y2Juggalo said so, oh what a lovely tea party.
 
Loopster's music started up and the former Eurasian champion made his way to the ring to face off against Marz. They circled the ring, Marz making the first offensive move with a nice jump swinging DDT. Loopster recovered fast and took him down with a dragon screw, and following up with a hard flapjack. They circled the ring again, this time tying up in the middle, allowing Marz to hit Loopster with a nice kick to the mid section, and a rocker dropper! Loopster was dazed, but managed to hit the TX member with a low blow, earning himself some recovery time. Loopster rolled to the outside and retrieved a steel chair, but Marz managed to drop kick it right back in his face before he could use it! With the chair in the ring Marz hooked up and dropped Loopster on the chair with the spiral bomb! He was able to make the pinfall, despite obvious pain. Suddenly Michael Lucifer ran down to the ring and grabbed Marz by the head, throwing him over the top rope, and then hit Loopster with a chokeslam, before kicking him out under the bottom rope.
 
Lucifer took a microphone and said that the people in ICWW made him sick, and he was already initiating plans into making it better, as was evident with him holding the heavyweight championship. He said that it was time to start separating the strong from the weak, so that he could bring out the very best and beat them down too. He then turned his attentions to another, something he said was even more serious, but he was interrupted by the Nomad's theme music! The Nomad made his way to the ring and got in the owner's face, saying he wasn't budging until he got his career match. Lucifer smiled evilly and said that was exactly what he was about to get to. Lucifer said he was a fair man, and would even give Nomad a bigger incentive. If Nomad were to beat him, not only would he keep his job, but he would also get a title shot at Breaking Point in a table match! Lucifer laughed evilly as a casket was wheeled down to the ring by cloaked figures. Lucifer smiled at Nomad and told him all he had to do was stuff him in the casket, and then threw down the microphone and threw a hard hitting right hand, connecting with Nomad's skull.
 
The Nomad shook off the surprised attack and went off the ropes, ducking a big boot, and coming off the other side with a diving forearm. Lucifer went back on the attack, looking for a throat thrust but Nomad again telegraphed it, backing off just in time. The heavyweight champion dragged his finger across his throat and laughed, as he struck the Nomad down with a hard clothesline. He picked Nomad up and sent him into the ropes, using the momentum to increase the devastation of his death valley driver! Nomad scrambled to his feet, and staggered finding support from the turnbuckle, where the owner of ICWW shoved him in and went to work with a barrage of punches. The Nomad rolled to the outside to gather himself, while Lucifer remained in the ring standing tall and smiling grimly. Nomad pulled a trash can out from under the ring, and jumped back in the ring using it to bludgeon his opponent! Lucifer managed to block the next shot, and snatched the weapon away from Nomad and threw it out of the ring. He towered over the challenger, but Nomad managed to connect with a quick crescent kick, flooring the champ! Nomad went off the ropes but Lucifer stood up quickly and grabbed him by the throat, signaling the end with a chokeslam! Suddenly Mike Trell raced down to the ring and nailed Lucifer with a huge big boot to the face! With Lucifer down Nomad locked up with the satanic 4, while Trell dropped the big leg drop on the neck of the owner. They then rolled Lucifer into his casket, and shut the lid sending the arena into a frenzy! Nomad earning a shot at Lucifer at Breaking Point in his own environment! Buddy Luv, Stat-Man and the crowd went absolutely wild as Aftershock came to an end.

Rockey d. Tony McTier
Banging d. Albert Beefcake
Jason Shamrock d. Statix
Hardcore - Marz d. Loopster
Casket - The Nomad d. Michael Lucifer

The Beefer says:
 "Look out, the Nomad and Trell teamed up to stuff Lucifer in his casket! Watch out for splinters baby, Lucifer's going to get wood - rar!"

Wednesday, February 12, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (02/11/03)

ICWW: CIVIL ACTION                      FEBRUARY 11, 2003

Buddy Luv was back in the commentators booth as Civil Action got underway! Luv along with Stat-Man spoke about the hype surrounding the coming main event, Breaking Point, and also the events that had recently transpired in this new dark era for ICWW with an owner gone mad.
 
Chaos Drone made his way to the ring wearing an Old Blood t-shirt and took the microphone. He said at Worlds Collide the Old Blood made it clear and present that they were right, the old school superstars dominated the main event. He said he proved that he was worthy of being the hardcore champion, and said that he was ready to do it again by defending to anyone who dared. ICWW training camp rookie, Billionaire, made his way to the ring to the surprise of many as the match got underway. Chaos went straight to work using his shirt to choke the Billionaire, before dropping him hard with a nice DDT. The Billionaire went on the attack with stiff punches, send the hardcore champ to the rope, where he inadvertently back body dropped the rookie over the top! On the outside the Drone pulled a chair out from under the ring and wrapped it right around the skull of the challenger, scoring the pin fall and retaining his hardcore title for the old blood.
 
Backstage Chris Jericho was with Shane Altmann talking about how boring the last match was with Chaos Drone ranting and raving about the old people. He said ICWW needed a young hero, and they had one in Y 2 Jericho. Violent J pulled up alongside the interview in his VIP cart and asked if anyone wanted to buy a lottery ticket. Jericho got very angry, telling J that he's not a juggalo, he's an ass clown. Jericho said he didn't know what his problem was, but he was sick of him. Jericho then said he had J's lottery ticket right with him, and nailed him with a stiff right hand! Jericho then said the prize would be a chance to be in the ring with the ayatollah of rock and rolla.
 
Chris Jericho made his way to the ring looking fairly disgruntled, but looked even more so as the Y2Juggalo countdown began. Violent J sped to the ring in his VIP cart to a huge ovation from the crowd! The JCW champion jumped in the ring and looked out to the crowd, but Chris Jericho attacked him from behind with a hard forearm, and then vertical suplexed him over the rope into the ring! Violent J jumped up and slammed Jericho down with a Lou Thesz press, hammering away with
hard rights and lefts. J sent Jericho into the ropes looking for an arm drag, but Jericho ran with it and dropped him with a clothesline. Jericho then went off the ropes and hit the Lionsault! He went for the early cover, but only got a two count! Violent J sprung up and went off the ropes and hit Jericho with a cross body block, but couldn't keep him down. Jericho went for a kick to the mid section but J caught it and spun him around, hitting him with a low blow! The referee saw it and rang the bell, disqualifying Violent J who seemed happy with the revenge attack. He took a microphone and said that the low blow was for all his Juggalo's in the ICWW arena, he was their hook up, and asked them to holla if they heard him. The crowd went wild and the JCW champ yelled, "ooooh what a lovely tea party!", before heading to the back.
 
Backstage the Super Friends were gathered in their locker room talking about how evil the Old Blood actually was. Jesseman said that they should try and get back at one of the Old Blood superstars for tricking them into joining. Albert Beefcake said he had someone in mind and rarred before heading out of the room. Jesseman looked a little concerned.
 
In the ring the Little Firecracker made his way to the ring and took a microphone. He said at Worlds Collide he was cheated out of his hardcore title, and he wasn't happy about it. He told Chaos Drone that as soon as he felt he was ready, he'd take back the hardcore title, so he shouldn't leave town. Suddenly the Truth Ron Killings raced to the ring, and went off the top rope hitting Rockey with a cork screw! The bell rang and the Truth continued the offensive hitting the floored Rockey with a huge spinning leg drop! Rockey made it to his feet and sent Killings into the ropes with an irish whip, but was taken down with a flying head scissors! Killings went to the top rope and looked for a 450 splash, but Rockey rolled out of the way right at the last second, leaving Killings to drive himself straight into the mat! Rockey picked him up and pushed him into the turnbuckle, hammering away with a devastating boxing combo. The Truth got a second wind, and went for a hurracanarana but Rockey caught it and dropped him with an Indian powerbomb, and got the lucky three count! The Truth spun out for the crowd.
 
The arena went dark as Marz made his return after his savage match just a week ago on Aftershock! Sporting some heavy strapping around his ribs Marz made his way to the ring and grabbed a microphone. He said wrestling is a cut throat business, but there was such a thing as having regard for someone's well being. He then called Oozaru out, and the big man came down accompanied by Banging. Marz whipped out his tazer looking to inflict some shock, but Oozaru avoided it and snatched it away, throwing it into the crowd. Marz went off the ropes and took Oozaru down with a clothesline, and then went to work on him stomping away. Oozaru recovered and they tied up, Oozaru overpowering him and then going behind for an abdominal stretch. Marz was clearly feeling it, as Oozaru grabbed him once more and then nailed him with a pump handle slam! The big Oozaru picked his Marz up and slammed him down with a flatliner, and scored the pinfall. Oozaru then smirked, as he continued the assault, picking Marz up once again and held him in an abdominal stretch as Banging pounded down on the injured ribs. Suddenly the Y2Juggalo count started up and Violent J ran to the ring with a JCW chair! He slammed Oozaru in the head and then scored a boot to the mid section on Banging and flipped him right out of the ring! Violent J helped Marz to the back, as the crowd went wild chanting "Extreme".
 
The Nomad made his way to the ring and took a microphone. He said Lucifer hadn't answered him so he would say it again. He's going to raise hell in ICWW until he gets a match with Lucifer for his job. Nomad then grabbed a camera man and dropped him on his camera with the bible black!
 
The electricity in the air intensified as the nights headlining match was ready to get underway. Loopster made his way to the ring first, showing off his Eurasian championship title. He then took a microphone and said he was happy to accept the challenge, but only on one condition. He said it was a little queer him having to be the only one with something to lose, so if Rhyno didn't want to put his National championship on the line, he needn't bother coming out. Rhyno's music kicked up in response as the manimal made his way to the ring accompanied by his manager, Bill Alfonzo! Rhyno jumped into the ring and stared coldly at the Eurasian champion, sending a chill in the air. They tied up, Loopster breaking it with a hard knee to the gut, and then followed up with a big jump swinging DDT. Keeping the pace quick, he went off the ropes and dropped with a baseball slide right into the head. Rhyno pulled himself up, ducking under the running Loopster and then caught him on the way back with a huge spinebuster slam! He picked him up and sent him flying into the turnbuckle and went to work with hard shoulder thrusts into the turnbuckle. He back up looking for the gore, but Loopster telegraphed it and then managed to hit the something factor! With both men down Bill Alfonzo jumped into the ring and started stomping down on Loopster, and then slapped Rhyno back into it so that he could make the pin fall. The crowd broke their silence and went ballistic, Rhyno receiving both the Eurasian and National titles from the referee! As Loopster staggered to his feet, Rhyno squared him up and slammed him down with a devastating Gore! Rhyno continued to pummel the fallen Loopster as Civil Action came to a shocking end.

Hardcore [Hardcore] - Chaos Drone d. Billionaire
Chris Jericho d. Violent J
Rockey d. Ron Killings
Oozaru d. Marz
Hardcore [Eurasian/National] - Rhyno [c] d. Loopster [c]

Saturday, February 8, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (02/07/03)


ICWW: AFTERSHOCK                      FEBRUARY 07, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock went on the air as Stat-Man welcomed fans to the ICWW arena, accompanied in the commentary booth not by Buddy Luv, but instead Michael Lucifer, the owner and heavyweight champion of ICWW. Big news there as Rhyno was set to face Mike Trell in the nights headlining match.
 
Hardcore champion Chaos Drone made his way confidently to the ring, preparing to represent the Old Blood against ICWW faithful Loopster. Neither the hardcore, or Eurasian championships were on the line as the two squared up in the ring. Loopster went on the initial charge with a nice flying clothesline, but was soon met with a stunning piledriver! The two superstars were closely match, but it was the something factor that finished it off, allowing Loopster to score the cover.
 
Backstage Violent J was buzzing around the backstage area, when he stopped next to Rhyno. The Y2Juggalo offered Rhyno a lottery ticket, but he declined and said he wouldn't want to invest in some new blood crap. Violent J looked at him puzzled and asked what he was talking about. Rhyno reminded him of Worlds Collide, and the feud between the Old Blood and the rest of ICWW. Violent J laughed and called Rhyno a psycho, before speeding off with his tickets.
 
In the ring the big Alaskan Bear-Whale prepared to face off against the people's choice in one on one competition. Albert was the crowd favourite, and took great delight in dancing the Beefer bust in the middle of the ring. The Rock imitated Albert mockingly, and was slapped with a barrage off boos from the crowd. Albert went to work, dropping the Rock with a hard clothesline, and then followed it up with a big elbow drop. The Rock sent Albo into the ropes, and managed to slam him down with a hard spinebuster. The Rock looked for the people's elbow, but missed and fell victim to the Albo bomb and a hard cover. The Rock tried to end Albert's celebration early with a Rock Bottom, but he was unable to lift the Bear-Whale, instead getting dropped with a cocobutt.
 
At the employees entrance way the Nomad was trying to enter the arena, when security intervened. Nomad pulled out his staff and brutally attacked the security guards, making his way into the ICWW arean unseen. Violent J rolled up in his cart and asked the fallen security guards if they wanted to buy any lottery tickets, they remained unconscious, so J continued on his way a little put-out. The JCW champ pulled up next to Jericho, who asked him when the circus arrived in town. Violent J told Jericho he didn't even know the circus was in town, and offered him a lottery ticket. Jericho accused the JCW superstar of being a pathetic Jerichoholic who was just using a ticket as an excuse to scab an autograph. He said he wasn't stupid and could see the Y2J on his cart. J told him it stood for Y2Juggalo, and Jericho exploded attacking the Juggalo. As he walked away he said he would show him who the real juggalo was in the ring later in the night.
 
In the ring Jesseman was making his way to the ring to take on a now unmasked Oozaru. Oozaru was seen with Banging, apparently forming a team, which led the tag team champion to make the challenge and head off the problem at the pass. The unmasked Oozaru raced his way to the ring and went straight to work knocking Jesseman flat with a hard forearm. Jesseman went for a spinning heel kick, but Oozaru caught it and slammed him down with a back breaker. Jesseman was shaken out of his boots, finding safety on the outside, while Oozaru stared down at the Tag Team champion and flexed. Jesseman seemed extremely taken back, and backed his way up the ramp to the backstage area, being counted out and giving Oozaru the win.
 
Chris Jericho made a big entrance ready for his grudge match against Violent J. Jericho was disgusted when Violent J's music started up, clearly upset with the countdown element. Violent J ran down to the ring and jumped in looking for a Mongolian splash. Jericho regained his composure, and took Violent J down with a hard diving forearm. Jericho stood the Y2Juggalo up and yelled trash in his face, only to be caught with a belly to back suplex! Jericho recovered and dropped Violent J down with a hard bulldog, and then went off the ropes with a huge Lionsault! Violent J was reeling, but was able to make it to his feet after rolling to the outside. Jericho posed in the ring, receiving boos from the crowd, which only made him more smug. Violent J jumped back in the ring and looked to go on the offensive but Jericho hit him with a low blow, unseen by the referee! Jericho rolled him up and scored the pin fall. Violent J was furious, as Jericho headed to the locker rooms, smiling back at the JCW champ and posing.
 
Stat-Man and Michael Lucifer discussed the excitement surrounding ICWW: Breaking Point, the next main event on the calendar, which although had no matches scheduled was sure to be something big. Suddenly the Nomad's music started up and he made his way to the ring, and snatched a mic. He said that Lucifer had fired him, which meant he should be in the bleachers, but that wasn't the Nomad's way. He said he had nothing to lose, and everything to gain - and challenged Lucifer to a loser leaves ICWW match right then and there. Lucifer was furious in the commentary booth, but found solace as Rhyno raced down to the ring and caught Nomad with a frightening gore!
 
Suddenly Trell's music kicked up, as the big superstar made his way to the ring. Rhyno threw Nomad over the top rope, and stood ready punching himself on the chest. Trell climbed over the top rope and went straight on the defensive, fending off a barrage of rights and lefts. Trell tied up with Rhyno, and dropped him hard with a vertical suplex. The manimal jumped right back up, and pounded his chest, sending a message to the big man. The National champion grabbed Trell by the arms and rammed his shoulders in hard, driving him toward the turnbuckle. Rhyno lined up for a big charging shoulder thrust, but instead ran right into Trell's big boot! Trell was down on one knee regaining himself, with Rhyno apparently out cold. The recent ICWW addition pointed out to the crowd signaling something big, which came in the form of a big leg drop! Trell went for the cover, but only got a two count. He picked the Rhyno up, and looked ready to take him down with another big boot, but this time Rhyno connected with the gore! He picked his opponent up and dropped him with a powerbomb, with the bridge securing the pin fall. Trell rolled to the outside while Rhyno mounted a turnbuckle and raised his arms in triumph. Trell entered the ring once again and attacked from behind with a steel chair! Mike Trell pounded down on the leader of the Old Blood, and was then joined by Nomad! Both Trell and Nomad stomped down on Rhyno, before stopping and staring at each other as ICWW: Aftershock went off air.

Loopster d. Chaos Drone
Albert Beefcake d. The Rock
Oozaru d. Jesseman
Chris Jericho d. Violent J
Rhyno d. Mike Trell

The Beefer says:
 "The Nomad fighting for his job, Rhyno fighting for his cause, and Trell - fighting because he can. Rar baby, rar!"

Wednesday, February 5, 2003

ICWW: Civil Action (02/04/03)

ICWW: CIVIL ACTION                      FEBRUARY 04, 2003

Buddy Luv was fired up as ICWW: Civil Action came on the air, with Stat-Man alongside him he was happy to finally have the cowardly mystery attacker reveal himself. Stat-Man disputed that fact, saying the mystery attacker was a brilliant strategist, and played the odds well.
 
On the big screen Marz appeared to be in a dark room, sporting heavy bandages around his mid-section and a swollen lip. He said that Oozaru got what he deserved at Worlds Collide, and he would get more of it when he came back. Marz said he didn't care if Oozaru was un-masked or not, he would rip more than a costume off, he would rip into Oozaru like a madman. Marz warned Oozaru to watch his back, because the bell tolled. The camera then faded to black.
 
The Nomad entered the arena to a huge pop, and took a microphone. He said he realised he was a contributing factor to the Old Blood coming out on top at Worlds Collide, but he didn't care about that. He said what he cared about was the fact that their dirty leader was holding a belt that was once his, and hadn't been worth anything since he had held it. Rhyno stepped out at the arena looking extremely unpleased as the Nomad began taunting him. Nomad said that if Rhyno was such a big shot he should face him right then and there. Rhyno raced to the ring, encouraging Nomad to slip out the other side, while he taunted the crowd with his National championship belt.
 
Nomad slid back in and went to work on the Rhyno with a a hard uppercut, and went off the ropes following it up with a diving forearm. Rhyno jumped back to his feet and shoved Nomad into the corner buckle, attacking with a barrage of punches, and shoulder thrusts. Nomad dropped and Rhyno turned to the crowd, punching his chest, and not seeing the Nomad roll over and jump up behind the champ. He turned around right into a wild crescent kick, and then went up stairs for a leg drop! Rhyno jumped up and hit a stunner in a desperation move, successfully stunning the Nomad. Rhyno locked up and dropped Nomad with a devastating double powerbomb! Nomad staggered to his feet and missed the red myst, leaving him wide open for the gore! Rhyno scored the cover but continued to lay the beat down on Nomad. Nomad rolled out of the ring and retrieved his scythe, using it to brutally attack the Rhyno. Rhyno jumped out of the ring and made his way to the back, staring at the Nomad, still swinging in the middle of the ring.
 
Backstage an out-of-costume Oozaru was approached by Banging. The two shook hands and Banging said that the only thing the old blood was about, was getting Rhyno the title. Oozaru said that the two of them had known each other a long time, and had some great matches and it was time the rivals became a team. The two shook hands and headed to the locker rooms.
 
The Super Friends made their way to the ring next, with Mickdust taking a microphone. He said that at Worlds Collide it was fantastic that his friends had retained their tag team titles, because they showed exactly what the never give up attitude of the Super Friends was all about. He turned to Jesseman looking guilty and said he had a confession to make, that he didn't really give it his all in the last man standing match with Loopster. Jesseman said it was okay, because sometimes you need to save a little something for the fight ahead. Mickdust said that there was more, and unzipped his golden jumpsuit to reveal darker clothes, and the heavyweight championship belt! Jesseman looked stunned and Mickdust attacked him, knocking him down with a big boot! Mickdust grabbed Albert Beefcake and chokeslammed him, before throwing him out of the ring. Mickdust grabbed Jesseman and told him he was a fool to think he could control, let alone defeat Michael Lucifer. Lucifer then looked to the crowd and said he realised they must all be wondering how he could be the mystery attacker if he was a victim twice. He laughed and said it's not hard to lie down and play dead when you have to. Lucifer then called out his old friend the Nomad. Nomad made his way to the ring smiling smugly and kneeled before the owner of ICWW while he reminisced about their time together. Lucifer then declared that made it all the harder to fire him. The Nomad was shocked, as Lucifer yelled at him once more that he was fired, and gave him a chokeslam also! Jason Shamrock's music kicked up and the true heavyweight champion raced to the ring. Lucifer said if he laid a finger on him he would be fired also. He then said that he was a fair guy, and would face Shamrock right then and there for the title.
 
Shamrock went on the attack looking for a belly to belly suplex, but Lucifer countered, powering out and delivering a devastating chokeslam. He rolled to the outside and retrieved a steel chair and proceeded to pound the already compromised heavyweight champion. Lucifer cockily made the cover with his foot, and threw Shamrock out of the ring. Oozaru's music interrupted the celebrating as the hardcore superstar raced to the ring, but ran right into a big boot, and then the devil driver!
 
Lucifer laughed evilly, showing off the heavyweight championship when suddenly an unfamiliar theme kicked in. Lucifer looked up at the entrance way curiously, only to be surprised from behind by Mike Trell! Trell spun Lucifer around and delivered an Earth shattering big boot to the face! He then followed up with a big leg drop, and ripped the heavyweight belt from Lucifer's waist. Trell mounted the turnbuckle and held the title high above his head as CA came to an impactful close.

Rhyno d. The Nomad
Hardcore [Heavyweight] - Michael Lucifer d. Jason Shamrock [c]

Special mention:
 Lucifer sheds his golden skin, revealing once again his true evil intent.

Sunday, February 2, 2003

ICWW: Worlds Collide II

February 02, 2003 - ICWW: Worlds Collide

Old versus New when the Old Blood tackle the ICWW faithfuls.
Each match will feature one against the other, in the desperate
battle for supremacy will it be old school, or fresh talent?
All will be revealed when the two worlds collide!

"It's going to be a hot time in the old town tonight, ladies and gentlemen welcome to ICWW: Worlds Collide! What a huge event this is fixing to be, even bigger than perhaps even the first Worlds Collide from last year! I'm Buddy Luv, alongside of me Stat-Man and we welcome you to this sold-out arena for what can be described only as, electric!"
 
Shawn Michaels' theme started up and the Heartbreak Kid made his way to the ring. He said that since Dead or Alive he hadn't seen much action, and he admitted it was because he was disappointed with the loss, and he was a little sore after the match. He said that they simply couldn't have an ICWW main event without the show stopping main event himself - Shawn Michaels. He said he had a special purpose for being there, and that was simple. Michaels then removed his jacket to reveal and old blood shirt underneath! Suddenly the countdown appeared on the big screen and Chris Jericho appeared at the entrance way. He told Shawn Michaels to stop boring the fans and to simply shut the hell up. Jericho declared that he would save the crowd from the horrendously boring kid, because that was his mission in ICWW. Michaels invited Jericho to try him like he had tried Banging on Aftershock - Jericho raced to the ring. 
 
Shawn Michaels d. Chris Jericho
Michaels caught Jericho with a powerslam as he slid into the ring, and then went to work, forcing Jericho into the corner for the ten punch! Jericho was a little woozy, but bought himself some time after hitting a desperation diving forearm! Michaels was reeling, which gave Jericho an opportunity to go off the ropes and hid a devastating bulldog. Jericho went to work with hard elbow drops to the knee, and then looked to clamp down the Walls of Jericho! Michaels managed to reach the ropes instead, and then kicked Jericho back away from him. Jericho tied up, but Michaels managed to take him down with a stunning hurracanrana! Michaels went up stairs and went for the diving elbow drop, but there was nobody home! With Michaels down after the elbow, Jericho looked for the Lionsault, but Michaels rolled out of the way this time! The two stayed down for a considerable amount of time, but both made it to their feet eventually. Jericho looked for a localised clothesline, but Michaels ducked it and caught him with the Sweet Chin Music! With Jericho down the OBK scored the cover.
 
Backstage Shane Altmann was with Loopster who was scheduled to face Mickdust in a last man standing match for his Eurasian title belt. Loopster said that he didn't care what a deranged guy in a gold jump suit said, there was no doubt he was going to win. Suddenly Kurt Angle shuffled up alongside Loopster. The Eurasian champion asked Angle what the hell he thought he was doing, considering he was fired a month or so ago. Angle said he didn't care what Mickdust said either, and he was there to make an impact, employee or not. Loopster told Angle he should choose his place of impact carefully, Angle agreed and said that it was true.
 
Last Man Standing Eurasian Championship match
Loopster (c) d. Mickdust

Mickdust made his way to the ring with a particularly elaborate coat for the Worlds Collide last man standing match. When he took his jacket off, "last man productions" replaced the familiar shattered dreams productions logo on his back. Loopster raced his way to the ring to a tremendous reaction from the crowd as the match got underway quickly. Mickdust took Loopster down with a spinebuster, and taunted the crowd. Loopster made has way to his feet and hit the golden one with a flying kamikaze clothesline, and followed up quickly with a hard elbow drop. Mickdust got to his feet and sent Loopster into the ropes, using the momentum to add punctuation to an inverted atomic drop. With Loopster reeling Mickdust went in for the kill early looking for a chokeslam, but Loopster managed to elbow his way out of it. Loopster tried to whip Mickdust down with a dragon screw, but the weight advantage of Mickdust was too much, allowing him to score the chokeslam! Loopster scrambled to his feet to avoid the count out, and went back on the attack with a hard clothesline. Mickdust stumbled to his feet, and walked right into a something factor! Mickdust narrowly avoided being declared down for the count, but managed to get up and buy some time with a shattered dreams low blow! Loopster threw Mickdust to the outside and grabbed a steel chair, using it to plaster the golden challenger! Loopster then pulled a table out from under the ring and place it above the fallen Mickdust. Loopster slid back into the ring and played for the crowd, before climbing the top rope and jumping to the outside straight through the table with a moonsault!! With the table, and Loopster on top of him, Mickdust stayed down.
 
During the break Buddy Luv informed fans that Marz' injuries after the battle on Aftershock were not as dramatic as originally believed. A thorough examination revealed it to be nothing more than a broken rib, two cracked ribs and a split lip. Luv said Marz would be watching Worlds Collide from home, unable to compete immediately. Stat-Man wished Marz a speedy recovery, one against the odds.
 
Hardcore Championship match
Chaos Drone d. Kurt Angle and Rockey (c)

Rockey made his way to the ring with his hardcore championship ready to face whichever old blood superstar he was signed to face. Chaos Drone was revealed as the superstar in question, the two squaring off in the middle of the ring as the bell rang. They tied up, Chaos Drone proving to be the stronger of the two overpowering the little fire cracker and scoring a hard shot to the midsection. Rockey went on the offensive with a boxing combo, but Chaos Drone shrugged it off and went off the ropes and hit a clothesline. Rockey jumped back up but was caught with a hard super kick, and then a big leg drop. Chaos Drone went to the outside and pulled a shovel out from under the ring, and slid back in when suddenly Kurt Angle's music started and the unemployed superstar raced to the ring. Chaos Drone fended him off with shovel, knocking the Olympic hero silly! Angle landed on the hardcore champion, and then Chaos Drone jumped over the two of them with a splash, scoring the double pin fall to become the new hardcore champion!
 
Tag Team Championship match
Jesseman & Albert Beefcake (c) d. Violent J & The Nomad

The Super Friends made their way to the ring next with the tag team championships around their waists, ready to face the unlikely ICWW combination of Violent J and The Nomad. Nomad made his way to the ring alone, and then the Y2Juggalos theme hit as the crowd went wild. The JCW champion drove his VIP cart onto the entrance stage, and pounded his fist proudly against his chest before heading to the ring. Jesseman and Violent J tied up first, with Jesseman starting things with a nice DDT. Violent J went into the ropes and scored a bulldog, and then locked up with a shocking powerbomb! Jesseman was down and out after the surprise high impact attack, as J hooked up for an STF submission hold. Albert broke the hold, but was sent back to his corner by the referee. Jesseman came to and knocked J back with a should thrust, and then managed to nail the Triple J slam! Violent J tried for a psycho flip, but Jesseman countered with a Nexplex and went for the cover. The Nomad jumped into the ring to stop the count, but Albert held him back with a hard cocobutt, allowing Jesseman to score the surprise victory. The Nomad grinned smugly as he and Violent J headed toward the backstage area, the Super Friends celebrating in the ring.
 
Hardcore National Championship match
Rhyno d. Oozaru (c)

In what the commentators called the first headliner of the night, Oozaru and Rhyno prepared to face off for Oozaru's recently won National title. Rhyno made his way to the ring with Banging, while Oozaru stood tall in the middle of the ring staring down at Rhyno.  Rhyno jumped into the ring and the two huge superstars stared at each other coldly before Rhyno got in the first shot, but Oozaru began fighting back with hard rights and lefts and then went off the ropes, dropping the Rhyno with a hard shoulder block. Rhyno jumped to his feet quickly and dropped a boot to Oozaru's midsection and nailed him with a ring shaking spinebuster! Oozaru whipped Rhyno into the turnbuckle and went for a running splash, but Rhyno ducked out of the way, and then with Oozaru at the turnbuckle began hammering him hard with shoulder thrusts. Oozaru dropped to one knee and hit Rhyno with a low blow, allowing him time enough to drop the old blood leader with a flatliner! Rhyno rolled to the outside and sought advice from Banging, while Oozaru recovered from the slam in the ring. Rhyno sent the hardcore monkey to the outside, and slammed him into the turnbuckle. With Oozaru stunned, Rhyno grabbed the steel ring steps and set them up on the outside and powerbombed Oozaru onto them! Oozaru looked to be broken in half, when Rhyno picked him up and threw him back into the ring. Rhyno propped Oozaru against the ropes, and went for the gore, but was countered with a back body drop! Oozaru jumped over the top rope and connected with a big splash, but Rhyno got up first and took Oozaru straight into the crowd guard rail with a hard gore and made the pin fall. Rhyno ripped Oozaru's costume and ripped the mask off, showing it off to the crowd like a prize. Rhyno then proceeded to continue to put a beat down on the fallen Oozaru while Banging retrieved the National title belt. Banging made his way to Rhyno, steal beating down on Oozaru next to the ramp. Banging looked at the title, and then again at Rhyno and Oozaru and nailed Rhyno with the championship belt, before storming to the back!
 
Heavyweight Championship match
Jason Shamrock (c) and Statix fought to a no contest

Finally it was time for the real headlining match as the rookie of 2002, went head to head with the latest rookie sensation - Statix. Statix entered the arena to a barrage of boos, as the old blood defect made his way to the ring. Jason Shamrock received a more positive response as the world heavyweight champion made his way to the ring. Shamrock stared at Statix, the rookie showing some signs of nerves against the well broken in Shamrock. They tied up and Shamrock made the first offensive with an arm bar takedown. Shamrock rolled Statix up and got a one count, as Statix rolled to the outside and looked up at the heavyweight champ. Shamrock tried to reach over the top rope for Statix, but was tricked into a hang man, allowing Statix time to slide back into the ring and follow up with a hard belly to back suplex. Statix climbed the top rope, and dived at the fallen Shamrock with a huge knee drop, sending waves through the arena! Shamrock went for the corner, as Statix went in hot pursuit but was pulled into the corner by Shamrock, who proceeded to hammer at the challenger with hard rights and lefts. Shamrock hooked up with the rookie sensation, and drilled him to the mat with a hard belly to belly suplex! Statix was barely able to stand, but Shamrock looked to continue to apply the pressure to the new-old blood superstar, attacking with stinging Thai kicks. Statix managed to halt the attack with an impacting drop kick and then hooked it up, dropping Shamrock with the Blood Bomb! Suddenly with the momentum turning the lights went out and the familiar mystery attacker music could be heard. When the lights came back on both Shamrock and Statix were both out cold, and the championship belt was missing. There were no signs of anyone responsible, as the referee declared the match a no-contest as Worlds Collide came to a surprising conclusion.

Saturday, February 1, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock (01/31/03)

ICWW: AFTERSHOCK                      JANUARY 31, 2003

ICWW: Aftershock opened to a huge crowd as Buddy Luv and Stat-Man welcomed the fans. They reminded the fans that Worlds Collide would be this weekend, which would provide some intense action on Aftershock. As would prove evident as the Rock and Shawn Michaels kicked off.
 
Shawn Michaels was in good form starting with a nice diving forearm, and then sent the Rock into the ropes. Rock avoided a clothesline, and took Michaels down with a nice should block. The Rock went on the charge with slaps, before hitting a nice spinebuster! He picked Michaels up looking for a DDT, but Michaels punched his way out of it and went off the ropes to hit a cross body block. He got a two count, but dropped the Rock as he got up with a hurracanrana! Michaels climbed up top looking for a diving elbow drop, but the Rock rolled out of the way right at the last second leaving Michaels to drive his elbow straight into the unforgiving mat. The Rock set up and went off the ropes and hit the people's elbow, and then got the cover.
 
Chris Jericho made his way to the ring next with a microphone, he said that ICWW was really starting to stink, and he could understand why some people were losing interest. He said that the old blood were really stinking up ICWW, because they were so boring. He said there was a reason the old timers' had passed, and that's because they suck! Banging's music hit and he said he'd like to see if Jericho would like to see just how boring an old blood superstar could be. Jericho challenged Banging to an old blood ass whooping for later in the night, Banging accepted.
 
Backstage the Nomad was pumping himself up for his upcoming match with Albert Beefcake when Violent J walked into his locker room wearing a JPA shirt, and his JCW title. J said that he needed money for beer and bridge, Nomad looked at him oddly. J then said that he would accompany Nomad in his next match and protect him for a small fee, with a discount if he got to kick some ass, because that wasn't a job, it was a hobby! Nomad threw twenty dollars and J said he had the VIP cart already warmed up and ready to go. Nomad shook his head.
 
Albert Beefcake made his way to the ring in an old blood shirt to a mixed response, but there was no confusion in the crowd and Nomad and Violent J drove to the ring - the crowd on their feet. The Nomad jumped out and slid into the ring, knocking the rampaging Bear-Whale down with a  stunning crescent kick! Albert staggered to his feet, but went straight back down with a bulldog. Albert dodged another kick attack, and dropped Nomad with a scoop slam. Nomad took the big Beefer down with a drop toe hold, and followed up with a nice elbow drop. Albert got to his feet and sent the Nomad into the ropes, and stunned him to the core with a hard shoulder block. Albo hooked up for the Albo bomb, but the Nomad countered with the red myst! He leveled Albert with a wild crescent kick, and scored the pinfall! Jesseman raced to the ring, but was cut off by Violent J who nailed him with his JCW championship belt! The Super friends raced away from the duo.
 
Chris Jericho made his big entrance, ready to take on old school former grand slam champ - Banging. Banging went on the attack first with a hard shot to the mid section, and then a nice flapjack. Jericho hit the old blood fighter with a nice spinning heel kick, and went for an irish whip, but Banging reversed it and caught Jericho with a dandy Samoan drop! Jericho jumped up looking for a diving forearm and connected with shocking strength. Jericho strutted around the ring and went up top, delivering a flying elbow drop right to the chest of Banging. With Banging still down Jericho looked to finish it with the Lionsault, but Banging rolled out of the way! With Jericho reeling from the missed attack, Banging dropped him with the Kiwi Fong and got the cover.
 
Statix and Rhyno made their way to the ring next to congratulate Banging, the three stood in the ring, each mounted a turnbuckle and proudly showed off their old blood colours. Rhyno took a microphone and said that Statix had made the right choice by joining the old blood. He said he didn't really care about Statix, and thought he stood a little closely to the line of old and new, but he was okay because he was joining the cause. Rhyno was cut off as Loopster's music hit over the PA. Loopster walked to the ring slowly with a microphone and said the only thing worse than an old dog who can't do tricks, is a new dog who thinks he can do tricks. He said he didn't like the old blood, and didn't like Statix for being a turncoat. Loopster jumped into the ring and nailed Banging and Rhyno with his Eurasian championship belt! Statix grabbed Loopster from behind and held him in a full nelson hold, as Rhyno charged at him for a gore, but he managed to jump over Rhyno, leaving him to hammer Statix into the corner! Mickdust raced to the ring with a referee shirt over his golden suit, when Loopster hit hard at Rhyno with a jump swinging DDT and then hit the something factor! The Eurasian champion went over and stomped away on the number one contender Statix, before making the cover. As Loopster headed up the ramp celebrating, Rhyno got to his feet and started yelling at Mickdust for making the count. Suddenly the familiar mystery attacker music hit with the lights going out - when they finally again came back on the ring was empty, with Rhyno, Mickdust, Statix, Loopster and Banging all out cold scattered around the ring and ramp, leaving an eerie chill in the arena. They were helped to the backstage area by officials, all questioning who was responsible for the attacks.
 
Marz made his way to the ring and said that he was one of the last Old Blood superstars standing, but he wanted to go on the record as not being the person responsible. He said he knew Albert probably suspected him as usual, but he said he was not the guilty party. Oozaru stepped out on the entrance way and told Marz that he was in ICWW territory, and that he should get his benedict ass out of his sight. Marz said as National champion, it was pretty silly for Oozaru to order him around. Oozaru challenged Marz to put the belt on the line against him, and the cocky Marz agreed! Oozaru charged to the ring, but was caught with stomps as he slid in and the bell rang. Marz went on the attack with a nice axe handle smash, but the hardcore monkey shrugged it off and picked the National champ up, dropping him chest first onto his knee! Marz was spitting up blood, as he struck back with a diving forearm, blood dripping down his chin! Oozaru picked Marz up and held him, nailing a long hanging jackhammer. Marz was clearly showing signs of trouble but refused to give up, taking the full force of a Lag Buster before staying down for the count. Paramedics fought to take the furious Marz backstage in a stretcher, as AS came to an end.

The Rock d. Shawn Michaels
The Nomad d. Albert Beefcake
Banging d. Chris Jericho
Handicap - Loopster d. Statix & Rhyno
No Holds Barred [National] - Oozaru d. Marz [c]

The Beefer says:
 "Worlds Collide this weekend baby, and tempers be roarin' - rar! That mystery attacker is creating a disturbance in the yellow bandana force!"